SandStorm
(Banned)
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An aboriginal man comes into the employment office, drunk as a skunk, and slurs out, "Hey, mate, I wanna gedda ****in job".
The employment officer goes "You're just in time, mate, we got a beaut one just vacated - chaffeurring (hey, forgive me, I can't spell it!), for that rich old boy on the hill! 200 grand a year, plus all the benefits!"
The coon replies, "Nah, yer ****tin me!"
The employment officer replies, "Well you started it!"
The employment officer goes "You're just in time, mate, we got a beaut one just vacated - chaffeurring (hey, forgive me, I can't spell it!), for that rich old boy on the hill! 200 grand a year, plus all the benefits!"
The coon replies, "Nah, yer ****tin me!"
The employment officer replies, "Well you started it!"