Ages of GTP Members

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Goomba
Seeing as how us 16-20 year olds hold a commanding lead over everyone else, we should take over.

We can scare the 10-15 year olds with out tree-trunk like arms and sharp-as-a-tack minds into submission. Then have them bite the ankles of the 21-25 and 26-30 year olds while we pummel them with our large arms. The older members will see us as "Young whippersnappers set out to destroy their I Love Lucy and other Nick TV At Night television programs" and try to defend us with their even sharper minds. Again, we'll use what 10-15 year olds who haven't been squished, killed, died of malnuritionment or picked up by storks, we have left, and use them in some sort of attack phase.

After that, when we rule, we will use our prisoners as concubines and servants till we die in horrible, firey, marshmellow-filled uprising.
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And with our "even sharper minds," we will then convince the 10-15 year olds to jump ship to our side. How will we pull off said turn of events? One word - candy. You might have the numbers, bet we have the money. :)👍
 
TB
And with our "even sharper minds," we will then convince the 10-15 year olds to jump ship to our side. How will we pull off said turn of events? One word - candy. You might have the numbers, bet we have the money. :)👍
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And then we shall rule GTP!

HAHA! j/p
 
McLaren F1GTR
And then we shall rule GTP!

HAHA! j/p
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Isn't this a bit of a useless post?

In other news... I may be 18 years old, but if you're handing out candy, I'm so there. ;)
 
Stinky Chicken
In other news... I may be 18 years old, but if you're handing out candy, I'm so there. ;)
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Sorry, I just ran out. Viva la Revolucion!!!
 
Stinky Chicken
You ran out? :(
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Actually, I ate most of it myself. :sly: Isn't this thread supposed to be about GTP members ages? I shall refrain from getting sidetracked again.
 
LoudMusic
What's wrong with getting sidetracked?
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You mean apart from a Moderator coming along and saying "get back on topic n00b or out comes the smelly trout"?
 
You know what, those trout-smelling mods can kiss my bass.

MAHHAHUUOOOWEEEE ...
 
LoudMusic
You know what, those trout-smelling mods can kiss my bass.

MAHHAHUUOOOWEEEE ...
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Mwahahahahahaha!!! :lol:

This is where a ROTFL smilie would come in handy...
 
Stinky Chicken
I have to admit, you're right. :sly:

Argh, I'm getting sidetracked. Somebody slap me.
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*SLAP*

I smell fish!

LoudMusic,

Get your bass out of my face! By the way, is it b-ahs, or b-ace.

Don't answer that.....back on track you noobs!

*Cracks Whip*
 
This place is like a sweatshop ... slave labor ... "POSTEN ZE ON TOPICCEN OR GETTEN ZE WHIPPEN!"

Well I'm a rebel, without a clue.

Who likes baseball!?! GO CUBBIES!
 
Pako
*SLAP*

I smell fish!

LoudMusic,

Get your bass out of my face! By the way, is it b-ahs, or b-ace.

Don't answer that.....back on track you noobs!

*Cracks Whip*
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There just had to be a reference to your bass playing in there, didn't there?
 
Goomba
Seeing as how us 16-20 year olds hold a commanding lead over everyone else, we should take over.

We can scare the 10-15 year olds with out tree-trunk like arms and sharp-as-a-tack minds into submission. Then have them bite the ankles of the 21-25 and 26-30 year olds while we pummel them with our large arms. The older members will see us as "Young whippersnappers set out to destroy their I Love Lucy and other Nick TV At Night television programs" and try to defend us with their even sharper minds. Again, we'll use what 10-15 year olds who haven't been squished, killed, died of malnuritionment or picked up by storks, we have left, and use them in some sort of attack phase.

After that, when we rule, we will use our prisoners as concubines and servants till we die in horrible, firey, marshmellow-filled uprising.
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You can try. But my fearsome, pulsing hyperbrain will keep you locked in your places by telekinesis. Inferior mortals!
 
Or, possibly, a few of the even older members will just buy GTP from Jordan and boot all the ruffian youngsters.
 
Famine
You can try. But my fearsome, pulsing hyperbrain will keep you locked in your places by telekinesis. Inferior mortals!
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Get err... on the off-topic topic, n00b.

We were talking about fish, and bass playing, and slave labour...
 
Shoal-y you can't be serious? I'll stickleback to posting in factual threads then, rather than making tench-uous gags about fish.

I've haddock-nough of this. I'm going to sea-bed. Hopefully I'll have a nice bream.
 
Famine
Shoal-y you can't be serious? I'll stickleback to posting in factual threads then, rather than making tench-uous gags about fish.

I've haddock-nough of this. I'm going to sea-bed. Hopefully I'll have a nice bream.
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What's a stickleback? Or a tench, for that matter? :odd:
 
Stinky Chicken
What's a stickleback? Or a tench, for that matter? :odd:
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The takeover continues!!!

Damn, I said I wasn't going to do this...
 
Stickleback - Any of various small freshwater and marine fishes of the family Gasterosteidae, having erectile spines along the back.

Tench - An edible Eurasian freshwater fish (Tinca tinca) having small scales and two barbels near the mouth.

Took me around 12 seconds to find that. Now who's the :dunce:? Just so we're clear, that would be you, you nudibranch.
 
Yup. I'm lost. Guess I'll just sit here and stare at that Jenny G avatar ... mmmmmm ... Jennnnnyyyy....
 
TB
Took me around 12 seconds to find that. Now who's the :dunce:? Just so we're clear, that would be you, you nudibranch.
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So laziness makes me a dunce now?

I just couldn't be arsed going to google and typing in the names of those fish. :odd:

LoudMusic
Yup. I'm lost. Guess I'll just sit here and stare at that Jenny G avatar ... mmmmmm ... Jennnnnyyyy....
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Hold up, pal. Aren't you with someone you find more attractive than Ms G? ;)
 
Hey, just because I've got an 11 at home doesn't mean I can't look at a 10 while I'm at work.

Wait, maybe it does. Perhaps I should stop.
 
LoudMusic
Hey, just because I've got an 11 at home doesn't mean I can't look at a 10 while I'm at work.

Wait, maybe it does. Perhaps I should stop.
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I ought to nail you to the wall.
 
That's what Jenny said last night.

MUHAHAHAHHAAHAAA!
 
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