All Hail The Flying Spaghetti Monster!

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Not sure about that.... as long as the Creation v Evolution debate rages (which will be forever), there will always be a place for the Flying Spaghetti Monster....

Anyway, pasta la vista....
 
oh no... that guy lives round the corner from me.... and his program is on the telly in one hour... and although the program is quite amusing (i chuckled slightly once last week), he annoys the pesto* out of me...

*( trying to keep thread on-topic :sly: )
 
Hey man, what have you got against the Free Speech Movement? :sly: no wait... actually, reason 3 in your list is enough to make me think twice about worshipping pasta... :drool:
 
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Hey man, what have you got against the Free Speech Movement? :sly: no wait... actually, reason 3 in your list is enough to make me think twice about worshipping pasta... :drool:
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yup yup yup. You start thinking about FSM's meatballs more than anything else ;)
 
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Uh.. wow. I am suprised this is still going.. I give it another day until everyone loses interest.
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Hey, Judeo-Christianity has gotten 2500 years out of the Old Testament with no sign of slowing down; we should be able to get 2 weeks out of His Noodliness easily.
 
I hate the spagetthi monster!! God it's everywhere and it's hideous. It thinks it's better than all the other pastas, but lasgana should be king!

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That's rather unkind. It was Sage that said it, not Swift.
 
ok ok.. it sounds like a cool philosophy, but wth did you have to make the damn avas look like squids!? :scared: :irked: I'm not joining because of that and I'd wish you guys changed them. :grumpy:
 
VIPFREAK
ok ok.. it sounds like a cool philosophy, but wth did you have to make the damn avas look like squids!? :scared: :irked: I'm not joining because of that and I'd wish you guys changed them. :grumpy:
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It's not what's on the outside, but what's on the inside that counts. Besides, the FSM is invisible - these are only representations, though more believable than some old dude with a big beard wearing a white night-dress.

Anyway, given that the FSM Created everything, aren't we're all just carbonara-based lifeforms?
 
VIPFREAK
ok ok.. it sounds like a cool philosophy, but wth did you have to make the damn avas look like squids!? :scared: :irked: I'm not joining because of that and I'd wish you guys changed them. :grumpy:
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His Noodlyness is not a squid.

You're turning down a Stripper Factory and a Beer Volcano, because our avatars look funny?!
 
The One Cook Book
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And Macaroni (Mac), son of The One Monster, said to the masses, “Blessed are the cheese makers, for they make the parmesan veil of gold which goes upon the His likeness so that we may savor the Saucon, Meatera, and Spaghettien in all of its glory. The holy food of His likeness must be adorned in the most sacred of dinner rituals. RAmen.”

Macaroni continued, “The One Monster is a jealous monster, thou shalt have no monsters before Him. Remember, He loves us all and will guide us through strife. When ere a problem ‘bakes your noodle’, when ere you wish to be ‘slapped with a wet noodle’, know that this is the time to call upon your Savor – that because you have accepted Him you are in Salivation. To draw upon his strength simply ‘use your noodle’. His Spaghettien reach across all of existence. Let us pray.”
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RAmen. (I'm rather proud of that^)
 
I should have read this thread earlier. Pasta, a stripper factory, and a beer volcano? I'm sooooo in. Unless the beer volcano is dormant...
 

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