In all varying forms, overcompensation or underestimation.
P*ssing contests. Everytime the story has to be more grandiose, spectacular, bloodier, more incredible, more heart wrenching, more violent, more...flatulent. Anything.
People who assume because I am 18, I'm under the impression I have the world by the ass and then proceed to believe I know nothing.
People who fully have faith that the system will take care of them for the rest of their lives.
People who say my car is an absolute piece because I decided to break my back and pay out of pocket for it. These same people come to me for a ride when the car their mom gave them is in the shop because the cheap turbo they put on it blew up.
Vegatarians. You we graced in your mouth with these teeth called canines. They are designed to shred meat and break it down into digestible matter. You are starving (quite litterally) for attention. Go play in traffic.
Prius owners/ drivers/ Priuses in general. You elitist bastards, you could save you, your family, and your mortgage if you purchased a Corolla 5 speed. The premium you pay over the Corolla would would equate to about 12 years of reliable service to just break even, as far as paying for fuel is concerned. That's even if the
radioactive battery will last that long. Just a thought.
Religious fanatic who choose to inform me I'm wrong with my views and all my experiences because of a book they believe is a fax from heaven. That is considered a form of judgement upon my spiritual well-being, something as I recall is also not allowed to be done by their own credo.
Elitists.
Absolute pigs who believe because of said book they are entirely superior to women. (one of my co-workers...I want some woman to hear this and just snap him in half someday..
.)
Anyone who has a 5 speed who immediately assumes they can drive well, or credits their "drivinskillz" to NFS.
On a note with
ROAD_DOGG, the drunk driver who kills the other driver and yets stumbles away as the sirens approach...
People who get really deeply into Survivor or Big Brother because those shows are SO REAL.
The new Disney. Little 13-year old girls just starting they're lo-cut shirts and skirts and dancing around because life is so grand....influencing 6 year-olds like my little sister.
People who stare at you like an absolute monster because you still reprimand your children the old-fashioned broad palm way.
On that note, the teachers now encouraging young kids to report any discipline to 911 as abuse.
Young kids zombied out on either ritalin or blazing on some energy drink.
Teenie-boppers getting pregnant and then duping their equally stupid boyfriends by calling rape.
Lack of responsibility in general.
Lack of respect in general.
People who insist in typing with ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME!!!
1337.
Hypocondriacs.
People who insist they can drink me over the table, under the table and just plain hold their booz. And get sloshed on a single Smirrnoff.
The uncontrollable partier.
People who cut you off (which is why I'm purchasing a 5-pitch train horn for my car.....and it's legal.)
Superiority because they have the taller vehicle.
People who insist on driving with their halo headlights on thisclosetoyoura**.
People who just absolutely s**t on older cars because they don't have V-tec.
People who talk down to my missus just because she's a woman. (Walk into a car dealership and the dealer asked if she was along just to pick the color.)
People who insist of reminding me of some menial task only 58246052345 times in a span of 15 minutes.
That's the tip of the iceberg for the moment. I saw a ton in here that more than likely I repeated and apply.
Cheers,
Jetboy
) My dog gets scared when I'm holding a big stick.(previous owners beat him, but we spoil him with leftovers!)
