Anyone here have room mates?

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Do you play pranks on them?

I do, all the time!

well, i scare the crap outta him

1st time - One night we were both playin ps2, around 9 o clock. I tell him in tired and ima go to bed. he was like wth its only 9..and i had told him i wasnt feeling all to great. So i turn off ALL the lights in the house and head to my bedroom. So i give it like 5 min and i start to sneak up on him. so i get next to the couch hes sitting on and wait there till he comes across a loadin screen. loading screen up and I jump out with a shreek, he jump off the couch with a OOOOH **** look on his face, and there i go lmao

2nd time - room mate has to wake up everyday @ 3am for work. so one night i stay up all night. I hear his alarm go off, so i hide in a closet thats directly across the bathroom. I hear the alarm clock go off again. so he gets up and heads to the bathroom. 5 min after doin whatever he was doin he opens the door and there i go kick the closet door open with a shreek, he throws himself to a wall with another OOOOH ****!!! and me of coarse, lmao

3rd time - This time i have a friend join in on the fun. so me and my friend were watchin 8 mile late at night. then we hear my room mates alarm go off, and i was like lets go scare the **** outta him. so i hide in the same closet, and my friend hides around the corner. alarm clock goes off the 2nd time and he wakes up. he walks into the bathroom and comes out like 5 min later, my friend was the first to scare the crap outta himand immediatly after he jumped out, i jumped out giving him a double dose of OOOH ****!

4th time - It was like 2 in the afternoon. i hear his car comming and i hide in a closet. he opens the front door and rushes inside with a bag. but leaves the front door open! so after like 3-5 min of searchin thru the bag, he goes to the front door and closes it, as soon as he turned around, i was there in his face with a "BAAAAAH!" oooooooooooh man that was the best face ive seen yet, he looked like a deer at night just b4 your about to hit it

5th time - I havent done it yet, but one of these days ima hide on top of this ledge we have in my house, and drop down on him unexpected..thats gonna be the best..

:lol:

-just thought id share this with u guys..:cool:
 
Heh....

I nominate you as person most likely to be gruesomely murdered in their sleep by a psychotic room mate.
 
He cant sneak up on me even if im asleep!

hes tried several attempts to catch me, but i always caught him...
 
Originally posted by halfracedrift
Like they say... Boys "grow" into bigger boys, girls grow into women

that is so true.. eh?

Ahh - my partner's as silly as I am, and she's a fair bit older than I am (yes...I'm a toyboy).
 
I have 4 roommates, but within a few weeks i've learned not to play pranks on them.

The retaliation of 4 female roommates is just too much. It's not worth it.
 
I get to laugh at my wife often enough, without playing jokes on her! Anyway, I'm the worst person in the world to play practical jokes on (I always have a sense of humour failure), so I don't do it to anyone else, either.
 
My wife has scared the crap out of me on purpose a few times. She stopped because I didn't think it was very funny. I'm not really into that. It's kinda mean.

I used to live by myself. No roomates to torment or be tormented by.
 
Nah, everytime i catch him, hes always like "ahhhh ok, i see now... ima get u back , youll see"

and guess what? it hasnt happend :D
 
Well, I live with two ther roommates and anytime we throw a party, pranks are pulled. Last time they picked the lock to my door and took pictures of my girl and me. The time before that we got my other roommate puking on the toilet. Pretty much any type of blackmail pictures they can get they do.

The roommate that took the pics of my girl and me tried using them saying he would show that to all our friends. I was like go ahead, I got no problem with them seeing that. He showed a few of them and out of the five the three girls have propesitioned me afterwards.

Another thing we do, which is not a prank, is Thrusday night fights. Basically a UFC type thing to see who is who's b#$ch
 
I used to taunt my brothers on a regular basis.

Hidden in closets, and jumped out. Often times, I would stand in front of the bathroom when they were in there, and as soon as the door started to open, I'd barge in. They'd end up cowering in the bathtub, screaming like a stuck pig.

Perhaps the best "scare tactic" was when I hid under my brothers bed while he was in the bathroom. When he came back, i reached out and grabbed his leg. Poor guy, jumped so high, he hit his head on the ceiling. Took me another 5 minutes to crawl out from under the bed, as I was laughing so hard.

AO
 
Originally posted by M5Power
Is that an F1 car in your avatar?

Yes - the remains of Mark Webber's Jaguar after his rather comprehensive shunt at the Brazil GP - I believe the popular term is 'canoeing'. Hence the title - good enough for seventh, as that's where he finished.
 
Originally posted by vat_man
Yes - the remains of Mark Webber's Jaguar after his rather comprehensive shunt at the Brazil GP - I believe the popular term is 'canoeing'. Hence the title - good enough for seventh, as that's where he finished.

Looks good - certainly driveable.

Fortunately, my team is not Jaguar, and I do not have Mark Webber. Have you sunk even lower in FF1, now?
 
After a brief showing in Malaysai, I took a bit of a beating in Brazil.

i've now ditched the Jag chassis and gone to BAR - it would be nice if my Toyota engines start finishing some friggin' races, and steady Heidfeld returned to normal.

What is the name of your team?
 
Originally posted by miata13B
Another thing we do, which is not a prank, is Thrusday night fights. Basically a UFC type thing to see who is who's b#$ch


:lol: :lol: :lol: LMAO

I swear to god , that is the funniest thing ive read here on this board so far..
 
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