Anzac no tune racing league

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LOL !

Exactly what I expected from a BOGAN...

Yes! you are such a skilled and fast driver you beat me hands down in your NO TUNE,ONE LAP QUALIFING racing competition lol where you have to compete against kids to make your self look half decent on a race circuit.I joined this competition to race with mik as we have a very good and clean race history.

I had no idea that a BOGAN like you would be running the comp.
It was no surprise when I saw your little post on the ACS forum winging about how you and your buddies could not keep up in the championship because you did not know how to tune a race car.

The answer to that one is very simple.. you just don't have the speed,skill & intelligence to tune a race car and be competitive in a simulation race car.

Stick to driving your road line hauls bud the speed is much more suitable for a BOGAN of your caliber

PS Enjoy racing your new BOY RACER NISSAN lol

well that just about somes you up Paul Morris. I hope that you realise that to call us kids that you are also a child. And to call someone a "BOGAN" is not very creative.

I'm sorry that you could not handle Captain BOGAN and his whining KIDS.
 
well that just about somes you up Paul Morris. I hope that you realise that to call us kids that you are also a child. And to call someone a "BOGAN" is not very creative.

I'm sorry that you could not handle Captain BOGAN and his whining KIDS.

chance that would have be good name for new series, BOGAN KIDS. I'm wrapped to be called a kid pity i went grey so young but. vend you said ten years on and off yes?..... i held a cams licence for 9 years and didn't lose it once. but i can understand why you couldn't hold it. don't know where kids come from 4 of the guys that i know of are aged between 45 and 50. one has raced motor bikes and another has raced in state championship rounds. won 2 6 hour races and held lap records. call us kids but at least we show some sort of respect on a GAME. haven't had my cams licence for a while but when i had it cams didn't want anything to do with crash and bash speedway racing, times have changed hey. cheers road scholar.
 
chance that would have be good name for new series, BOGAN KIDS. I'm wrapped to be called a kid pity i went grey so young but. vend you said ten years on and off yes?..... i held a cams licence for 9 years and didn't lose it once. but i can understand why you couldn't hold it. don't know where kids come from 4 of the guys that i know of are aged between 45 and 50. one has raced motor bikes and another has raced in state championship rounds. won 2 6 hour races and held lap records. call us kids but at least we show some sort of respect on a GAME. haven't had my cams licence for a while but when i had it cams didn't want anything to do with crash and bash speedway racing, times have changed hey. cheers road scholar.
All I have is a road train licence and a boat licence. Starting to fell out of my depth here lol
 
At lest I don't fell so bad of getting the wooden spoon. Lol
 
At lest I don't fell so bad of getting the wooden spoon. Lol

What did I miss... lol.. and rage, i'll race ya for the spoon.!
 
Looks like every one has held a racing licence. But in saying that I can hold my head high and say I'm giving it a red hot go. And clean as possible
 
can I get my licence to win please? :)))))
 
LOL !

Exactly what I expected from a BOGAN...

Yes! you are such a skilled and fast driver you beat me hands down in your NO TUNE,ONE LAP QUALIFING racing competition lol where you have to compete against kids to make your self look half decent on a race circuit.I joined this competition to race with mik as we have a very good and clean race history.

I had no idea that a BOGAN like you would be running the comp.
It was no surprise when I saw your little post on the ACS forum winging about how you and your buddies could not keep up in the championship because you did not know how to tune a race car.

The answer to that one is very simple.. you just don't have the speed,skill & intelligence to tune a race car and be competitive in a simulation race car.

Stick to driving your road line hauls bud the speed is much more suitable for a BOGAN of your caliber

PS Enjoy racing your new BOY RACER NISSAN lol MMMMM HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE HUH VEND:dunce: LOFL...Told you i had you worked out buddy boyo...i just sat back and watched you hang yourself:dunce:...Now heres a fact, from now on i would say your gonna have troubles getting into a decent room..my suggestion?!!.............learn spanish, plenty of room,plenty of agro,plenty of liked minded tools such as your goodself:dunce:...another suggestion would be to break out the nintendo and get a super mario kart series up and running(invite Dora and some of your other newly found spanish mates):dunce:..Also, calling me a dirty part of a females anatomy in a pm is a pretty low act(but not surprising), even if you are a 37yr old with 5 teenage kids:dunce:..glad my kids didnt see it before me,double:dunce::dunce:!..Anyways on brighter note, your history:dunce: hasta la vistista
 
Oh, did I mention I'm currently shopping for a race bike and have a race license? Hmm...
 
Why thank you dearest frutti, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for my sponsors, so thanks Durex...

On a lighter note got excited and took the SS out for 5 laps on hard at Monaco, best of that run was 1:35.756.

Nice time autech. Just did a practice 2 lap qualifying run and got 1.35.279. Should be a nice close battle.

Also guys, the points haven't been updated. Or we keeping it a secret till the chequered flag on Sunday
 
no need to apologise rage i braked hard to miss someone you had no where to go you are the cleanest racer i know
 
holly molly just read last couple of pages vend untill last week i thought you were a fast clean racer. you pissed nearly every single member off in one night well done that takes skill. judging people and name calling online is just sad and weak you wont be missed.
 
Thanks man nice to know but hold that thought until the next series lol
 
Nice time autech. Just did a practice 2 lap qualifying run and got 1.35.279. Should be a nice close battle.

Also guys, the points haven't been updated. Or we keeping it a secret till the chequered flag on Sunday

Nice time, on Hards?

I think there is a 34 in it on hards, will see if I can get one :D
 
Sorry Vh no secrets just been busy points are up
 
just an idea for monaco...rolling start, do race start at low speed, dribble around, leaders do say 80klm over start finish then gun it with the rest bunched in two's behind.Like i said just a brain f*rt that may save some carnage at the 1st corner
 
Ok like your idea but maybe a single line start might even work better. Please all let me know your thought
 
Ok points done and what a finish to come. Vh and chance it's on. Sid emu and manoc good luck there boys. Luke and fewzo have fun lol. After 7 races good to see how close it all is. 5 different race winners 9 different drivers on the podium, and close racing battles the whole way. You should all be proud of the sporting driving you have displayed and is a credit to all lf you. Good luck Sunday. Same bat time same bat channel lol.
 
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First corner is ok, we should treat it like nascar, if you're on the outside go wide, inside cars all shift down to 2nd, hammer out and then we can sort it out from there, hopefully qualifying will sort out the fast from the slow and stop all the carnage from early position taking
 
Nice time, on Hards?

I think there is a 34 in it on hards, will see if I can get one :D

1.34s def possible.

Managed a 1.34.996 on hards (heavy damage on, penalties on, tyre/fuel normal)
Then tested softs for a 1.31 flat (heavy damage on, penalties on, tyre/fuel normal)

High 130s definitely on softs.

Rolling start prob best way to go. Last couple of races I've been in, first corner was a pile up. If you starting lower than 3rd will be a massive struggle not to get caught up in a problem on first corner.
 
1.34s def possible.

Managed a 1.34.996 on hards (heavy damage on, penalties on, tyre/fuel normal)
Then tested softs for a 1.31 flat (heavy damage on, penalties on, tyre/fuel normal)

High 130s definitely on softs.

Rolling start prob best way to go. Last couple of races I've been in, first corner was a pile up. If you starting lower than 3rd will be a massive struggle not to get caught up in a problem on first corner.

Hmm, here's thinking VH might smoke me...

The problem area I'm having is the double right before the tunnel where you dip down, the understeer there while on hards is colossal! I'm sure I could tune it out... But that's not the point is it 💡

Rolling start would be fun! Isn't there a setting for that? I know nascar is rolling start
 
I don't think so but it's easy to do. When I set up the race I just make it 2 laps longer. 1 lap to warm tyres then second time round we for up behind the pole sitter and he sets of us when ready. But would like all to agree before we try this
 
note for round 8 monaco. race will be rolling start single file. the race will be set to 37 laps the first lap to warm up tyres. the second lap to line up. the leader sets the pace between 80 and 100 kph until on start straight. anytime within 100mts of start finish line he may gun it and away we go. the chicane on back straight will be reviewed and no points awarded till the it is done. you must have at least 2 wheels inside the ripple strip. good luck to all on sunday and thanks again for a great race season
 
Wow interesting read last couple of pages. I should be there this week.

Are we still doing camaros or have we moved to Silvias?

And is this going to be at emu's lounge again?
 
first page still says 2.30pm EST. Didn't you guys bring it forward? i'd hate to miss the start like I nearly did last time.
 
230 qld Time Mr monk 330 Vic I think 3 your time adle and last round of camaro this weekend. Good to have you back
 
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Hey boys, just doing Practice runs with rage, mano and fluky atm , best run on hards is 1:36.2 and softs is 1:33.5 , I say bring it on Sunday , third spot will be close
 
Should be good racing tonight, I've been struggling to match my pace earlier on this week, best I managed yesterday was a 35.9, very frustrating that I can't get my lap time down to VH's level as I know I've got it in me! Good news is I can run a low 36 consistently, so hopefully that is enough :D. Chicane after tunnel will be a trouble spot, too easy to hook wall on left going in or out of there :D
 
Hey fellas, did a couple of tests last night. Did a few hot lap quali runs (full tank hard tyres heavy damage/penalties on) did 5 test runs and was in between 135.1-135.3. Then did 10 lap test and run consistent 135.3's for 8 laps not pushing the tyres to hard. I've worked out that braking a little earlier gives a lot better lap times then braking at my usual markers. Also a lot of short shifting to reduce tyre spin helps in the consistency in lap times.
 
Just did a few 35.4s, It's on!
 
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