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BEMBEMBOWBOW
I don't know if this has been done, but I'm all for closing the gap and improving race relations. Also, its Friday, I ain't got not job(until June, yay!), and I don't got **** to do.:)

So, lets try to keep it respectful, entertaining and hopefully educational. I will give my honest answer to all questions asked. With that being said, my GTP brethren, let it fly!
 
Being as I dont live in the US alot of the stereotypes dont make much sense to me. Chicken is obviously delicious but watermelon and grape drink (not juice, drink - sugar, water, purple) go way over my head as to why they're associated with african americans. Can you explain?
 
Almost all black people I know say "axe" when trying to say "ask." Why?
 
Accent, mon.
 
What's with the Hi-C?
 
MitchZ06
Being as I dont live in the US alot of the stereotypes dont make much sense to me. Chicken is obviously delicious but watermelon and grape drink (not juice, drink - sugar, water, purple) go way over my head as to why they're associated with african americans. Can you explain?
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Well, because chicken is one of the cheapest meats available, it was extremely popular in low income areas. As far as the grape drink goes, again, it's cheap. Why grape specifically? I dunno. Personally, I'm a Red type of guy myself.:sly:

WeinerSchnitzel
Almost all black people I know say "axe" when trying to say "ask." Why?
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AOS-
Accent, mon.
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Probably the same reason Americans say "aluminum" and "al-lue-mini-yum". You know, tomat(e)o tomato.

Max Powers
What's with the Hi-C?
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I don't know, what is up with Hi-C, that's a new one. Where did you even get that from?

Seriously, thats the best you guys got???
 
I've actually heard the Hi-C one alot :lol:

I've never seen a black man driving a miata or a mini cooper. Why's that? :D
 
How do you run so damn fast?
 
And jump so high?
 
Is it true that black men have larger genitalia or it's just a myth?
 
SohnVonStig
I've actually heard the Hi-C one alot :lol:

I've never seen a black man driving a miata or a mini cooper. Why's that? :D
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Can't fit. I'm 6'3, I could use either of those cars as skates.:lol: Most black people don't like small cars. We are big people, most of us find driving relaxing(in a lot of cases, a luxury even), we need room to stretch out. I can't lean in a Mini Cooper, I'll be looking out of the rear windows. Also, no woman will take a black guy in a Miata seriously. Heck, I think no man in a Miata should be taken seriously.
 
What caused the PSN to be shut down? :dopey:
 
race'emhard
How do you run so damn fast?
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MitchZ06
And jump so high?
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In the slavary days, slave masters used to force the strongest male and strongest female to procreate in order to try to "breed" a better slaves. These are known as "Super Slaves". Athletes like Lebron James, have Super Slave in their blood.

orimarc
Is it true that black men have larger genitalia or it's just a myth?
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Ahh..the question. Personally I can only speak for myself, for I don't ****watch. I can say, from dating outside my race, most women do say its true and, I have to say, Hispanic guys might wanna have a talk with their women, they really make you guys look bad.
 
Oh sure! Blame the white guy! Its always the white guy's fault! That was meant to be a joke.
 
Does every black guy who grew up mostly in the 1990s like Dragon Ball Z as much as the people I know do?
 
What's your opinion on Mr. Popo and the Ice/Psychic Pokémon Jynx? Do you think the creators made them that way on purpose so that people would mock them or something?



Also, I never expected this kind of thread in GTPlanet, the "ask a X" kind of thread.
 
HACKr
Does every black guy who grew up mostly in the 1990s like Dragon Ball Z as much as the people I know do?
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YES!!! HELL YES!!! You'd be surprised at who was into DBZ, I knew black chicks that were into Dragonball! I think DBZ had universal appeal, it was just as popular in the hood. Some of the best DBZ conversations I've had were with some of the most thuggish people I know.

Homeboy: (Hits the weed)That ***** Goku a BEAST, cuz!!!!

SohnVonStig
Incorrect. It was the canadians.
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Still white. Also, race'em hard, I'm joking also. :lol:


Lucas
What's your opinion on Mr. Popo and the Ice/Psychic Pokémon Jynx? Do you think the creators made them that way on purpose so that people would mock them or something?



Also, I never expected this kind of thread in GTPlanet, the "ask a X" kind of thread.
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Good one. I think its more of a case of under exposure and then the only exposure the Japanese got were the paint face movies and picture shows in the past. Most of the Japanese media that got famous in the late 90s in America had been around in Japan since the 80s. I really think they just don't know any better.
 
If an Amtrak train leaves Houston heading north and a Delta 737 leaves Philadelphia heading west, what color are my shoes?
 
TB
If an Amtrak train leaves Houston heading north and a Delta 737 leaves Philadelphia heading west, what color are my shoes?
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White. And daaaamn are they clean ;)
 
TB
If an Amtrak train leaves Houston heading north and a Delta 737 leaves Philadelphia heading west, what color are my shoes?
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Trick question. You got on sandals.
 
Can white men really jump or just Woody?
 
diabolicwyvern
Can white men really jump or just Woody?
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Actually, Woody, couldn't jump, well with the ball in-hand(Ball player know its easier to jump without the ball), but Brent Barry says yes white men can jump.
 
what's the perfect black-man car? (please don't say escalade)

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what's with the whole mis-pronouncing anything with a "-ss-" and a "-k-" sound in unison being pronounced as a "-x-" sound (ask = axe, escalade = exalade, whisk = whix, etc.)
 
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Feral Pigeon
what's the perfect black-man car? (please don't say escalade)
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I would say a Maybach. It's big, most likely black, has tinted window and would be the last place to police would think to look for us in.
 
Stigsblkcousin
I would say a Maybach. It's big, most likely black, has tinted window and would be the last place to police would think to look for us in.
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kinda like Dave Chapelle saying he's too black for his own house. the cops see him and say "The criminal's still here! And he's hung pictures of his family on the walls for some reason!"
 
Sprinkle some crack on him and lets get outta here.

Open and shut case Johnson.
 
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