Ask me anything

[DessViperV-10]

Im getting bored so i made this thread....

go ahead people,ask the dessmann anything..

 

[vat_man]

How does Whine flow?

 

[DessViperV-10]

its pressure depends on how it flows,for instance if you swirl the whine like a tornado then turn it upside down...

its flows faster than going glub glub glub...

it also depends on its angle..

 

[vat_man]

Originally posted by DessViperV-10
its pressure depends on how it flows,for instance if you swirl the whine like a tornado then turn it upside down...

its flows faster than going glub glub glub...

it also depends on its angle..

So - much like wine then.

 

[Angel O'Death]

LOL. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA...and you know wut the funniest part is?!?!? you answered it sooo seriously!!!

 

[Angel O'Death]

 

[venzent]

Yo DessViper, a question 4 U:
What is the meaning of life, and why can't it be multiplied by 2 ??????

 

[SandStorm]

What the hell is a DESS?????????

 

[SandStorm]

Why did kamakazi pilots where helmets?

 

[SandStorm]

Why do 24/7 shops have locks on their doors?

 

[SandStorm]

Thanks venzent for those last two q's

 

[SandStorm]

BTW great one vat you completely fooled Dess!
So little old Dess thought he was so good, being asked any thing? HAHA!

 

[vat_man]

I feel a little bad about that - sorry, Dess. Still, it was a good laugh.

 

[Talentless]

It ain't Vat's fault if Dess can't spell. Though, you should feel bad.

bah

 

[CloneHead]

Originally posted by DessViperV-10
Im getting bored so i made this thread....

go ahead people,ask the dessmann anything..

WHAT?

WHY?

WHERE?

WHEN?

 

[sn00pie]

WHAT?!!

 

[Tom M]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Why didn't the pantyhose Klinger wore on M.A.S.H. wear the hair off of his legs?

 

[-Fred-]

who cares?

 

[DessViperV-10]

!!!!!!

to many questions....

kamakazis <spelled bad..

didnt wear helmets because,well i dont know and rather not...

 

[DessViperV-10]

Originally posted by Jazza
What the hell is a DESS?????????

my nickname,people call me dessmann

both the n's at the end stimulate the tongue,so you actually say it like dessmannnnnnnnnnn......

 

[Deathhawk]

The Japanese piolets didn't wear helmets.... They also got them VERY drunk.

 

[DessViperV-10]

Originally posted by Deathhawk
The Japanese piolets didn't wear helmets.... They also got them VERY drunk.

either that or they bought them like 10 prostitutes before they told them they were going to be a kamakazi,cuz life is **** unless you have sex!!!

 

[Talentless]

Is your name Desmond?

 

[Klostrophobic]

Are you a tool?

 

[Giancarlo]

Why is there prune juice, but no raisin juice?

 

[DessViperV-10]

raisen juice would be nasty thats the reason it wasnt made

 

[DessViperV-10]

Originally posted by Talentless
Is your name Desmond?

nope,my first name is dustin..

 

[Talentless]

dustin diamond? you're screech?!

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by Talentless
dustin diamond? you're screech?!

SBTB ruled!

 

[Chronic]

i as a question for yo , where is the toilets in ere i is gaggin for a pooyaa i is new ere and not got me bearings and it better not stink of pooyaa coz me nose is delicate :cheeburga lucky i as got me rizla's in me sky rocket booyaa !