Audi Quattro

[SandStorm]

So there were these people coming back from holiday when they were pulled over. The cop goes "This is a Quattro, mate, only 4 people allowed" (as there were 5 people in the car) and the driver says "are you crazy mate, this cars licensed to carry 5 people." and the cop goes once again "no, only 4 people allowed." The driver says "I will show you my license papers if you want" the cop interrupts with a "no, get out of the car, mate, then the rest can go as there will only be 4 in the car then, and that is the maximum capacity allowed" Then the driver walks up threateningly to the cop and stands real close then says threateningly "I don't know WHAT the hell is goin' on here, but I demand to speak to someone more intelligent" the cop says "sorry, Bob's over there dealing with 2 people in a Fiat UNO"

 

[Josh]

Kinda "cheesey", but funny nonetheless... Good one...:thumbsup:

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by Josh
Kinda "cheesey", but funny nonetheless... Good one...:thumbsup:

"cheesey"? Wha'?

 

[denith]

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR Delivery!

 

[Mr P]

Originally posted by denith
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR Delivery!

yeth !! i agree denith !! lol ojk

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by denith
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR Delivery!

Oh? and I thuppothe you could do better, could you, Denith?

 

[denith]

I'll show you... What kinda clothes do pigs wear? Phat Farm!

Not one of them, but I'll get a good one and post it.

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by denith
I'll show you... What kinda clothes do pigs wear? Phat Farm!

Not one of them, but I'll get a good one and post it.

What????

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by Jazza

Oh? and I thuppothe you could do better, could you, Denith?

That's absolutely hilarious...

 

[Saleen Man]

Kinda lame, but funny nonetheless.

 

[MitsubishiLancer]

Hey jazza...is this the signature you were aiming for

 

[MitsubishiLancer]

that was a lame but politically correct joke