Pssst! Windaz NT is better, cos it's named after the best state in Oz, ya know, that one where ya can go as fast as ya want in ya WB Holden ute, but ya'd be mad to, cos the roads are crap? Yea, the Northern Territory!
Even seen 'On The Beach'? It hilarious when the american sub captain goes and gets that australian off that Island. He responds the typical way a drunk aussie being woken up does: "What the fuck do you want?!?!?"