BABE Rally 2007

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Day 5
Rally Day 3


Today's Challenge:
1. Take a photo of the oldest car you can find along today's route. It doesn't have to be running or on the road, but it must have four wheels, and unless you can prove its year of manufacture, the last year the car was sold will be used.


As soon as we got up it was back to the front-left brake. It was the only thing standing between us and mechanical perfection -- at least, perfection to the extent that we cared. Dannon, who had now officially replaced Jared as our third teammate, retrieved the challenge packet from the rally officials, and seeing as how it was not time-based, we knew we could spend some time fiddling with the car.

Try as we might, the caliper simply wouldn't retract. We cranked and cranked on the clamp we had, but always reached a point where we couldn't twist anymore. Dannon recalled his father banging on seized caliper pistons with a hammer, so we decided to give it a shot. With the brake line disconnected and the caliper resting on the ground, Desmond attacked the caliper piston with a rubber mallet, and bit by bit it retracted, squirting brake fluid onto the pavement out of the brake line connector! We put the new brake pads in and put everything back together again. We ended up having to add some brake fluid, but everything worked great!

It was especially fortunate that the brakes were in good working order for the day, too, because the day's route included a rather famous road -- Deal's Gap, aka The Tail of the Dragon. As we made our way there, however, I wasn't entirely sure what to think of it, especially considering the fun I had on the Blue Ridge Parkway and the other, less-famous curvy roads we took while still en route. Still, I was very much looking forward to it.

Fixing the brake cost us a lot of time in the morning, but by the time we reached Cherokee we had already met up with a few other cars, and we were reunited with our comrades in Bryson City. Fox was already on his motorcycle (which had been towed behind the camper on a trailer the whole way) in preparation for "the Gap," and left camper driving duty to Jared. Meanwhile, the Taurus, which had been repaired on Day 1 of the rally, carried the rest of the crew.

It wasn't long until we reached the famed turn onto 28 North, where Tim Hansen went the wrong way on the BABE Rally '06 and ended up in Atlanta. This year, however, it was Fox that made the wrong turn, along with Team Rickety Van and their old VW Van. The rest of us stopped and waited, but it didn't seem like they had realized their mistake. We continued on without them.

When we were getting close to the Gap (but already driving on tight, twisty roads anyway), we radioed to ask the Taurus, which was in the lead at the time, to move over and let us pass. They obliged, and we flew ahead. Radio contact was quickly cut off, but we didn't care. We were on the Tail of the Dragon. The Renault did surprisingly well for itself, especially with all the weight it was carrying, and it (like many/all of the BABE Rally cars, I'm sure) attracted both cheers and stares from motorcyclists parked at the many pull-off locations. Some heel-toe downshifting and tire squealing later, we reached the end, where we waited a full 4 minutes for the Taurus and camper to arrive. Fun stuff.

I must say, though, that my fears from earlier in the day were somewhat justified. After the high-speed hijinks on the Blue Ridge Parkway, the Gap seemed somewhat underwhelming. I mean, Deal's Gap has some of the sharpest corners and most ridiculous collections of switchbacks I've ever seen, and it's so curvy that it's very easy to stay within the speed limit, but the Blue Ridge Parkway is much, much longer, has better views, and had better-flowing, more enjoyable, higher-speed corners. Nevertheless, I've taken on the Dragon and lived to tell about it.

By the time we got moving again, we had realized that we still had quite a long drive ahead of us. We had to get to Gadsden, Alabama by 11:00pm for our challenge, and it was already getting dark. After a dinner stop at a Sonic, we hopped on the Interstate and started booking it. The Taurus and camper were soon left behind, leaving only the Renault and the Lincoln from the previous day. What would transpire on this night would cement our friendship with the guys in that car and make our car legendary.

It all started after we had reached Alabama. The camper and Taurus were long gone, and the monotony of a dark, empty freeway along with the desire to reach the hotel led to some higher-than-legal speeds. Despite its small engine, the Renault could rather easily attain 80mph, and that's what we were cruising at for much of the time (monitored by the Lincoln's working speedo). After a while, however, the Lincoln guys radioed in, asking, "hey, do you guys want to try for 90mph?" We replied, "sure," and stepped on it. Sure enough, we reached 90mph.

A little while later, the Lincoln guys radioed in again, asking, "hey, do you guys think you can do 100mph?" Desmond, who was driving at the time, hesitated before giving the go-ahead. "I guess so." He put the gas pedal to the floor once again and held it there. It took a couple moments, but the Lincoln guys radioed back, mystified. We were doing 100mph in a Renault Encore, confirmed not only by a working speedometer but by a GPS system. We even brushed 105mph.

As you can imagine, Gadsden appeared a bit sooner than expected, and as soon as we arrived, the legend of the 100mph Renault began spreading around the already-busy parking lot. The little French car had started out as one of the least-likely finishers, and now it was respected by all. I was quite surprised myself.

Oh, and by the way, the oldest car we found was a 1950's Ford something, but we couldn't figure out exactly what it was so we took a picture of the 1964 Dodge Dart that was a part of the rally instead, just to mess with the judges. Did I mention we were starting to enjoy the journey more than the rally?

The following night we were going to find ourselves in New Orleans. I had no doubt that we would make it.
 
Sounds like a really enjoyable experience so far. Thanks for writing this up. +rep 👍
 
This does sound like alot of fun man. You should check out Killboy.com, it's a group of riders that sit at the Gap and take pictures of the cars and bikes that go past. You can probably find some of your pictures there.
 
So what did the bridge cop hassle you for at the Delaware Memorial? "Out of the car!"?! C'mon, be a real cop that we can respect, not a tinpot.
 
Day 6
Rally Day 4


Today's Challenge:
1. Take photos of license plates from as many different states (and Canadian provinces) as possible.


This was it. The final day of the rally. As I said before, we were starting to enjoy the journey more than the rally, so the day's challenge wasn't even on the upper end of our list of priorities (although we got 22 plates). All we wanted to do was get to New Orleans, especially since the day's route was almost entirely freeway driving -- no more Appalachians for us.

After some last-minute fiddling around in Gadsden, we hit the road, convoying with our Lincoln LSC friends and a Canadian team in a Volkswagen Fox. We weren't on the highway very long until we spotted two more rally cars on the side of the road, so we pulled over in case they needed help. The two cars turned out to be the Rounders' Cadillac Eldorado and Sparky and the Wrench's Chevrolet "Crapiece" wagon, and the Caddy was in trouble. The power steering belt had blown, taking the water pump belt with it and leading to the engine overheating.

We stood around for a while before deciding that the Caddy and Crapiece guys were capable of taking care of themselves, so we got back on the road with the LSC and Fox. The Fox took off first, gaining a substantial lead before the Lincoln and us could get going. When we did, we both went full-throttle, the LSC pegging the speedometer at 130+ mph and returning to legal speed again by the time the Renault reached legal speed.

We quickly caught up with the Fox and all decided over the radio that we were going to eat at a Hooters for lunch. Our first attempt at a lunch stop was less than successful, as it was 10:30am and Hooters didn't open until noon. Still, we made the best of it by turning it into an impromptu photo shoot before continuing on. We went for about an hour and a half before pulling off again, this time pulling into a Hooters just as they were opening.

Someone on the Rally had been distributing "I Park Like An Idiot" stickers, and all three of our cars were wearing them, so to live up to our stickers we all parked diagonally, taking up two spaces each. However, one of the Hooters girls told us that the manager wouldn't like it, and that we couldn't take up two spots with our cars. We took that as a challenge to fit all three cars into two spaces, so we did just that. To give you an idea of how close we were, the Lincoln nearly tore off the Fox's driver side mirror with its own mirror while backing up. Intentionally, of course.

After enjoying our lunch, some of the Hooters girls posed in front of and on our cars for photos, and then it was back to the freeway, where we booked it so hard to New Orleans that we lost the Fox. The Lincoln guys had a radar detector, which came in handy for doing stretches at 100mph again. We eventually came to one of the bridges over Lake Pontchartrain, and from there we were in New Orleans. We had made it. We had driven a 1984 Renault Encore from Wisconsin to New York to New Orleans, and with surprisingly few problems.

However, our celebrations were tempered as we witnessed the devastation that lay on either side of the freeway going into town. Not everyone realizes this, but New Orleans didn't disappear from the evening news because everything is better now. It isn't. Houses lay in ruin, brick walls had crumbled in several places, shopping centers and businesses were bare and abandoned, and demolition crews with bulldozers and other equipment were slowly taking down property after property because the cost of starting over would be so much less than repairing what's already there.

Things only got worse when we got off of the freeway and entered a residential area on the way to our destination in the French Quarter. Here were houses upon houses, all with their windows and doors boarded up, official-looking red symbols spray-painted onto the doors (meaning they were condemned?), roof shingles falling off, walls cracked and broken, debris laying on the sidewalk and in the bushes...but in front of almost every single one sat a group of people. Families who live in those homes and have nowhere else to go, no doubt. Also, naturally, all of them were black. It really is a shame that New Orleans became old hat so quickly, and that the news is filled with stories about the war and current administration instead. Not a whole lot has changed yet.

The French Quarter looked healthier than what we had seen so far, and as we pulled up to the hotel we could see that several other teams had already made it. Without having a room already booked, the "official" rally hotel had no vacancies, so we went to a rather posh-looking one down the street, and were surprised to find that it only cost $120 per night for a queen-size single suite. We were even more surprised when we saw how gargantuan and nice our room was. Only later did we discover a sign on the back of the bathroom door that listed the minimum/maximum rate for that room as $550 per night. Katrina strikes again.

After the official end-of-rally ceremony and awards, it was off to the streets to party. I ate with Dannon and the Baked Potato Racing crew at the Acme Oyster House -- which I was told had appeared on the Food Network -- and then hit Bourbon Street for some well-deserved (if illegal in my case) booze. Dannon and I crawled the streets until about 2am before hitting the sack back at the hotel. We still had more driving to do the next day.
 
Day 7

Everyone woke up rather late to accommodate the inevitable "after-effects" from the party the night before, so we didn't even get moving until noon. We enjoyed a leisurely late breakfast at a small place run by a very nice woman named Annette, then got the cars together and packed for the trip home. The Cadillac Limo had broken down somewhere in North Carolina, but team BABE Patrol was giving us their Subaru and taking a plane home, so we still had the same number of cars. We just had to follow BABE Patrol to the airport and then find our way back to the interstate, which ended up taking longer than necessary.

It was about 2pm by the time we got out of New Orleans, so it was already dark by the time we reached Memphis, where we made a quick stop just to "see" Graceland (we couldn't see anything without paying admission and going in during day hours). Because we were behind schedule, everyone agreed to try to press on and drive through the night. However, shortly after we had reached Arkansas, the Camry wagon (back under the control of Dannon) got pulled over for non-functional rear running lights. The rest of us pulled off at the next exit to wait, but the guys in the Taurus got impatient and went on ahead anyway. Desmond, driving the BABE Patrol Subaru, followed. Tim Hansen and I, riding in the Renault, decided to go back and help.

We found Dannon in the parking lot of the gas station at the exit where he pulled over, trying to figure out how to fix the lights. We tore open the hatch area, fiddling with the wires, but the car kept on blowing fuses. Just then, Tim received a phone call in which he was informed that Desmond had gotten a flat tire, replaced it with a spare, and that the Taurus crew got tired and checked out a room for everyone at a hotel 50 miles ahead. Pressing on through the night just wasn't going to happen. Tim decided to drive the Camry to the hotel with the hazard lights on and wait for daybreak. Dannon and I followed in the Renault.

We all went to sleep, exhausted despite our relatively short day. The week's travels were getting to us.
 
Day 8

This was the final day of the whole journey. The Renault was still running great, and I wasn't even concerned about whether or not it would make it home. I just wanted to get home.

Dannon and I grabbed some McDonald's for breakfast from the gas station next door, and returned to find the Taurus and Subaru on their way out. However, Tim was still getting ready with the Camry, so we went out as a convoy of two. We spent most of the time cruising down the freeway at a pace of 80+ mph, making good time.

As we passed through St. Louis, we were informed via a phone call that the other two cars had taken a different route, and were travelling up the east side of Illinois and driving through Chicago. We decided to take I55 to I39 instead, avoiding Chicago entirely. It was at this point that our travels became a bit of a "race." Still without a speedometer, I trusted Dannon in the Camry to keep us out of trouble, especially since we passed about 20 cop cars in Missouri. Later, as we passed through Rockford, Illinois, we received another call and discovered that we were probably about an hour and a half ahead. We considered that a victory and backed off a bit.

At the rest stop just after crossing into Wisconsin again, I said my farewells to Dannon and Tim Hansen. They were meeting the others at Tim's house in Delavan for a post-rally party. I just wanted to get home to Madison, and couldn't remember if I had to work in the morning. I thanked Tim for inviting me along on such an incredible trip, and promised him that I'd be there next year (if I can afford it). I also thanked Dannon for lots of laughs and good times, and hoped I'd see him again.

A little bit more than an hour later, the Renault and I pulled into the driveway at my house. It was over. Many people had told me I wouldn't make it, and I wasn't sure myself if the car could do it. But it did. I must say, when I first created this thread my view of the Renault was a bit contemptuous. But it's a damn good car. I love it. I'll be selling it to Desmond for the purchase price, but I know he'll take good care of it.

One of the first things I did after I got home was take my BMW out for a spin, a drive just for the sake of driving, to make up for a week of sitting unused. The difference was immediately noticable -- suddenly my car was smooth yet precise, comfy, easy, and ergonomic, fast yet amazingly quiet, and everything worked. It seemed like a luxury car again. :D

With that in mind, if anything, the BABE Rally is perfect for making you appreciate your pride and joy all over again. But it's also great fun. The beautiful scenery, the mountain roads, the awesome people you get to meet at the nightly parties, the MacGyver-style roadside repairs, Bourbon Street...it's an experience.

Hopefully I'll see some of you next year. ;)
 
Photos/Videos

If you have a Facebook, Desmond posted his photos here. I don't have a Facebook, otherwise I'd just download them from there and post them here.

A quick tour of the parking lot, the morning of Rally Day 1 (I'm the one sitting on the hood of the Renault at about 3:15)
Not many other videos yet

Hooters

(the girl on the Renault didn't think about the fact that the cars had been sitting out in the sun for a while)

Deal's Gap shots from Killboy.com
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All of Killboy's shots from that day (the BABE Rally cars should be easy to spot)

The Renault, post-rally
 
That was a great read. Sounds like it was very fun, more GTPers should do this so we can get more stories out of it.
 
Awesome read! +rep It's great you had a great time. 👍

I'm still surprised the Renault reached those speeds. Some more modern cars would struggle to reach 105mph...
 
Okay, give us expenses. The car, insurance, repairs. How much has it really cost you? :p
The car was $250, the insurance bill probably won't be much, and although I wasn't keeping track of how much I spent on gas, repairs, hotels, food, etc., my account was approximately $300 better-off when I started. Not that bad, actually, especially since I just got my tax return and Desmond wants to buy the car from me for $250.

So what did the bridge cop hassle you for at the Delaware Memorial? "Out of the car!"?! C'mon, be a real cop that we can respect, not a tinpot.
Actually, that was Team Baked Potato Racing, not us. I think they may actually have been suspected of "terrorism" for that particular stop, but they were mostly hassled about their tin-foil-covered car. They got pulled over three times during the rally and got one $360 littering ticket, but kept on replacing the missing tin-foil right up to the end of the rally, garnering respect from the other ralliers for their dedication.

G.T
Awesome read! +rep It's great you had a great time. 👍

I'm still surprised the Renault reached those speeds. Some more modern cars would struggle to reach 105mph...
It probably helped that we were drafting a Lincoln, and that we were carrying enough weight to give the car a lower, more aerodynamic stance (see Deal's Gap photos). :lol:
 
The car was $250, the insurance bill probably won't be much, and although I wasn't keeping track of how much I spent on gas, repairs, hotels, food, etc., my account was approximately $300 better-off when I started. Not that bad, actually, especially since I just got my tax return and Desmond wants to buy the car from me for $250.

Wow, for the experience you got out of that it seems like really good bang for your buck. Congrats on making it through to the end. 👍
 
Awesome experience man...

I guess I have the opposite problem... I spend so much of my time now driving new cars (automotive reviewing... for money! Who'da thunk it?) that every time I get back in my own I feel just that little bit poorer... :lol:

Still... that's something I'd love to do... maybe in a 70's Corolla or something... it'd be a trip!
 
Bump for video and an announcement. :)

I finally found some of the footage taken in our group on the '07 rally. Specifically, this is the Day 1 ordeal when the Renault went on strike in Indiana. Enjoy. 👍



I've "officially" committed to going on the rally in '09, so if anyone here is interested we could meet up and roll together (running in groups is advisable, as the video shows :dopey: ). I'll probably start a thread about it after I acquire the car for the trip, so final planning could take place there and then. :)
 
Lol. I'm gonna love all these videos. Looked like it was really fun!

'09 might actually be a possibility for me, pending what my parents say. When does the Rally happen during the year?
 
Wow, great vid!

Who taped it? It's some good quality taping - not the usual handicam, no direction stuff.

Good stuff. I hope you do go again (even if it is all the way in '09.) I enjoyed last year's write up.

It's like a Gumball for regular people. :D
 
Thanks, guys. :) The rally takes place in the latter half of May. The deadline for registration will be posted on the website after they have it set up for '09. Right now it's still just the '08 rally.

The footage in our group was shot by Tim Hansen ("Capitalism" T-shirt) and Dannon (laying in the grass), both amateur videographers. Dannon also recorded a video diary of the '08 rally.
 
Dang, I'll still only be 16 when it runs. My mom probably won't let me do any road trips on my own at 16.
 
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