Bacon or women?

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Which would you rather have for the rest of your life, bacon or women?

  • Bacon, because swine is fine

    Votes: 8 8.2%

  • Women, I'm a male and I love tail

    Votes: 89 91.8%
  • Total voters
    97
Both will break your heart, but I think I would rather go through having a broken heart due to losing a women then to have a massive heart attack...so women it is.
 
Well i choose women because they would satisfy you (in more ways than one... ;)) that a bacon just can't satisfy even for your lifetime. Besides, i can't eat bacon! :sly:
 
I don't like bacon, and I have a woman for the rest of my life. Done.
 
Vegetarian. Virgin.

Never had bacon, never had women.
 
Ever driven a car?
 
Nor did I drive a car.


I do plan on driving one though, and fetching me one of those 'women' things. Not planning on bacon, though.
 
No real man doesn't eat meat.
 
Keef
No real man doesn't eat meat.
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That's what I'm talking about! 👍 :cheers:
;) :D

I voted to have women.
I can do without a car if I can have women. :sly:
 
but you can get women... with the right car :sly:
 
I have no qualms with bacon but I'd much prefer women.

I'll eat ham instead.
 
I'd take life without bacon over life without women, I can substitute a bacon bap for a sausage bap or even better, a donner kebab. If it was done on an individual level like, that girl or bacon, then my answer would vary, some girls just arn't worth bacon, but women in general are.
 
Tail? Do I want to know?

I'll take women, because beef is better than bacon.
 
Since when can you put youtube vids in your sig?
 
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I've seen better-looking pictures of bacon. This one really makes the choice easy.
 
I like bacon, but it's got nothing on my wife. Heck, I'd give up meat entirely if that was required.
 
Duke
I like bacon, but it's got nothing on my wife. Heck, I'd give up meat entirely if that was required.
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Only a man would understand the weight in that statement
 
Duke
I like bacon, but it's got nothing on my wife. Heck, I'd give up meat entirely if that was required.
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She doesn't happen to read the forum, doesn't she?
 
Duke
I like bacon, but it's got nothing on my wife. Heck, I'd give up meat entirely if that was required.
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The whole thread wasn't all that serious, but I think you got that...
 
You know I'm proud of you guys for not bring up anything to do with "porking", which can, of course go either to food or women...
 
racerx510
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Or you could just throw those on a grill and feed your family for eternity.

Pouty lips = 👍

Every thing else, err, not so much.
 
HURR HURR HURR. :drool:

Women please. Unless bacon becomes incredibly sexy.
 
Keef
Or you could just throw those on a grill and feed your family for eternity.

Pouty lips = 👍

Every thing else, err, not so much.
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Well lets see here..... No Women = Nobody to make my bacon, so yeah...
 
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