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After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform sexually, so he decides to visit the doctor. His doctor tries a few things, but nothing works. Finally, the doctor says, "This is all in your mind," and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally, the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. "This is powerful healing," the witch doctor says, "but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '1-2-3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor, "What happens when it's over?"
The witch doctor says: "All you or your partner have to say is '1-2-3-4' and it will go down. But be warned, it will not work again for a year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says: "1-2-3," and suddenly gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says,
"What did you say '1-2-3' for?"
After a few visits, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally, the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. "This is powerful healing," the witch doctor says, "but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '1-2-3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor, "What happens when it's over?"
The witch doctor says: "All you or your partner have to say is '1-2-3-4' and it will go down. But be warned, it will not work again for a year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says: "1-2-3," and suddenly gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says,
"What did you say '1-2-3' for?"
