Bad song titles.. But Good SongsMusic 

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Do album titles count?

"When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Know That You're Right."

Fiona Apple, 1999
 
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"When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Know That You're Right."

Fiona Apple, 1999

Do album titles count?

No. :p
 
Then I'll say-

The Face's / Rod Stewart's 1974 no. 12 hit "You Can Make Me Dance Sing Or Anything (Even Take The Dog For A Walk, Mend A Fuse, Fold Away The Ironing Board, Or Any Other Domestic Shortcomings)"
 
System of a Down - Highway Song

I need, I feel, a love,
You love to love the fear,
I never want to be alone,
I’ve forgotten to.

The road keeps moving clouds,
The clouds become unreal,
I guess I’ll always be at home,
Do you want me to try,
Directing your night.

An exit lights the sky,
The sky becomes complete.
Traveling hearts divide the throne,
I’ve forgotten to.

Friction, lines, bumps,
The highway song complete,
The signs are all turning right,
Do you want me to try,
Directing your light,
Want me to try,
Directing your light.

The purest forms of life,
Our days are never coming back,
The cannons of our time,
Our days are never coming back,
The purest forms of life,
Our days are never coming back,
The cannons of our time,
Our days are never ever coming back.

Our days are never coming back,
Our days are never coming back,
Our days are never coming back.
 
Clutch-10001110101

You'd think that's binary for something.. but it isn't.
 
Integra Type R
Dredg - Brushstroke: Dcbtfoabaaposba is also a very strange title.

No it's really not at all. It stands for Dream Caused By The Flight Of A Bee Around A Pomegranate One Second Before Awakening. That's the name of the painting by Salvador Dali that the whole entire album is based upon. And for the next d(lower case)redg title name Traversing Through the Arctic Cold We Search for the Spirit of Yuta, that another part of the mans journy that the entire album is based upon. Please.
 
I have quite many in mind...
Aphex Twin - Omgyjya Switch7
Aphex Twin - Peek 824545201
Mr. Bungle - Desert Search For Techno Allah
Type O Negative - The Glorious Liberation Of The People's Technocratic Republic Of Vinnland By The Combined Forces Of The United Territories Of Europa. (talk about long titles :D)

None of those songs offer any sensible lyrics tho
 
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