Be aware. Be very aware.

[thesrdic]

Seeing as today is Velociraptor Awareness Day, I'd thought I'd post a few tips to help keep everyone safe from these killers.

a) Always keep doors locked. Velociraptors are known to open doors.

b) Never leave a jetpack and scissors lying around. These are the choice weapons for any Dromeosaurid, including Velociraptor.

c) Never, ever try to shake a Velociraptors' hand. It hurts.

d) Never engage a Velociraptor in academic conversation. Velociraptors have a highly sophisticated brain and are much cleverer than any of us.

This is how a Velociraptor should look, however, from time to time they have been known to grow much taller, to the height of a grown man and shed all of their feathers simultaneously. The resultant beast would look something like this:

Stay safe.

 

[Jacob]

Wait, what?

 

[Hollow]

Never leave a jetpack and scissors lying around. These are the choice weapons for any Dromeosaurid, including Velociraptor.

Thankfully I don't own any kind of scissors, the jet pack on the other hand, I have to hide.

 

[Techy]

What I'm more worried about is actually the skeletal form of the Dromaeosauridae coming alive

 

[Brando-K]

I didn't even know.
I had the door open all day. Guess I got lucky.

Good thing tomorrow is only an hour away, living in Australia has it's perks. e.g. Velociraptors change back to fossils earlier here.

 

[wfooshee]

Ya think they could help us with the zombie problem???

 

[zedextreme8177]

I present to you, my secret weapon against the Velociraptor!

 

[PeterJB]

Dinosaurs are dead to me now that half of them have feathers. All they are now are very angry Ostriches.

 

[Grayfox]

Velociraptor Jesus.

 

[Coxis]

Raptor Jesus approves of this post.

EDIT: Damn you, grayfox! You beat me to it.

 

[Grayfox]

*Snickers*

I spent a good minute or two looking for a good raptor jesus image.

 

[W3H5]

Rapters? Meh. It's the zombies you want to watch out for.

Dinosaurs are extinct, well all know this. Zombies, on the other hand, are yet to walk amongst us!

 

[Cano]

Haha, this post is awesome. I was in the street the whole day and didn't see a single one. Maybe Mexico wasn't a viable territory for raptors millions of years ago.

 

[dxm8975]

d) Never engage a Velociraptor in academic conversation. Velociraptors have a highly sophisticated brain and are much cleverer than any of us.

Wait, how could that happen? Everybody would at first shriek out of the hell once they witness the figure of the ancient creature.

 

[niky]

No raptor sightings yesterday. But one apparently pooped on the car...

 

[Skython]

Wow, I almost took this seriously!

 

[GregTheStig]

This gives me another reason to skip class and stay in my nice comfy dorm all day

Just saw then this was posted... derp

 

[nitrorocks]

Funny post.

 

[ShortAznGuy]

I thought they were extinct!!!

 

[photonrider]

*Snickers*

I spent a good minute or two looking for a good raptor jesus image.

You would have spent longer looking for an Allah or Yahweh raptor. Only Jesus forgives.

No raptors spotted around here, not even the Toronto Raptors. Just an old yellow Cagiva.
Do they go away at midnight? Probably heading towards California right now, I guess.

 

[axletramp]

a) Always keep doors locked. Velociraptors are known to open doors.
b) Never leave a jetpack and scissors lying around. These are the choice weapons for any Dromeosaurid, including Velociraptor.
c) Never, ever try to shake a Velociraptors' hand. It hurts.
d) Never engage a Velociraptor in academic conversation. Velociraptors have a highly sophisticated brain and are much cleverer than any of us.

e) Ignore all of the above if reading this after the Cretaceous period.

And anyway, we're ready for them...

 

[Daniel]

And anyway, we're ready for them...

Never knew you were in the army

 

[axletramp]

More re-enactment than anything else. Tbh I prefer the Planet of the Apes stuff, but the troop (pffft) wanted to go all WWII this year, so...

 

[dxm8975]

This gives me another reason to skip class and stay in my nice comfy dorm all day

Just saw then this was posted... derp

But don't forget to lock the entrance door and put a chain hook in case he possibly unlocks the door.