Beavis and Butt-Head

[gtavcfan]

So whens the next episode ? Do you have tp ?

Is the tp for my bunghole?, Sorry I took to long, my laptop which I used for typing is lost somewhere in my closet, so I had to write it down, it takes longer.

Edit: I lied about beign lost in my closet, the cable that goes to the main outlet snapped in half (I don't know with what since I have a lot of crap on the floor), so I have to go out and buy one. Luckily it was unplugged at the time.

This is the scrip for Bad Dog: (Without the music videos)

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Bad Dog​

[Beavis and Butthead are sitting down watching TV]

TV:We'll be back with more of the lifecycle of the dung bettle, right after this

Butthead: Dung!

Beavis: Dung!

TV: It's cold in here (dog whimpers)

Beavis: Hey Butthead, that dog just talked!

Butthead: He did not, dumbass

TV: Won't you please take me into your nice warm home

Butthead: See, his lips aren't moving

Beavis: Oh yeah [Laughs]

Butthead: He's like communicating telepathetically [Laughs]

TV: Every year, we kill thousand of dogs, like the ones you see here, just because they weren't adopted on time, we don't like to do it, but its the law, adopt a dog, before its to late [One of the dogs jumps and barks in one of the cages]

Butthead: Hey Beavis, are you thinking what I'm thinking

Beavis: Yeah, those dung bettles are pretty cool [Laughs]

Butthead: dumbass [The camara shows them walking on some street, with a few houses] Our dog's gonna be cool, we'll show him to do cool tricks and stuff

Beavis: Oh yeah, sit, sit, sit or I'll kick your ass!

Butthead: Thats not a cool trick, a cool trick is to like teach him to like bite stuff

Beavis: Bite, bite, bite everything, yeah

[They are walking to the county animal shelter]

Butthead: Were gonna like teach him to bite stuff that sucks. This is gonna be cool!

Lady: Hi! Can I help you

Butthead: Uh, we wanna see the big dogs please

Beavis: The ones that bite!

Lady: Over there

[Beavis and Butthead Laugh, they pass many cages with dogs in them]

Butthead: Wuss, wuss, shi+zu, Whoa! [a gray dog growls] come here doggie, Beavis, the test [Laughs]

Beavis: [Looking at another dog] shi+zu

Butthead: Come here dumbass

Beavis: Oh yeah

Butthead: Don't worry dude [Butthead holds Beavis' hand inside the cage, the dog sniffs, then licks his hand]

Beavis: AH! dog germ

Butthead: That answer was incorrect, the penalty is death [Laughs, continues looking at other dogs] Wuss, wuss, wuss [a dog in a cage jumps in front of the cage] Whoa!! Beavis, the test, hurry up [Beavis sticks his hand inside the cage, the dog bites him]

Beavis: OW AHH, [holding his bleeding hand] He bit me, ahh [Butthead just laughs]

Butthead: We have a winner

[THe camara goes back to the front office]

Beavis: OW! [The dog is pulling Bevis' shirt]

Butthead: C'mon....uh.. spot

Beavis: ah, cut it out, stop

Lady: Hold it there boys, where do you think your going with that pup?

Butthead: We like adopted him

Beavis: yeah, ow, he's ours, ow

Lady: It's not that simple boys [Beavis is struggling with the dog], have either of you ever taken care of a dog?

Beavis: [struggling] uh, ah cut it out, get away [Beavis runs, the dog follows, Butthead almost trips]

Lady: Well, that ain't important, you look like responsible boys, Now, you know what a dog like this eats?

Butthead: Uh, Garbage [Laughs]

Lady: Well, dog food actually, I'll give you some coupons before you leave, Now if the dog goes to the bathroom in the house, what do you do?

Beavis: [struggling] Rub his nose?

Butthead: Id kick his ass

Beavis: Rub his nose, then kick his ass [Beavis kicks the dog, he whimpers]

Lady: NO!! You can never hit your dog, no matter what...he..does

Butthead: If he takes a dump in my house, I'm gonna kick his ass

Beavis: [The dog bites him in the nads] My Nads!!! OW! no, ow

Lady: Now heres a pamphlet on that, now if we can get that $50 dollar adoption fee [the dog jumps on the desk, and rips the papers, and kicks them of the table] Uhm [the dog takes a leak on one of the table of the desk] tell ya what boys, I think we'll just waive that fee, just get that dog outta here [Beavis (holding his nads) and Butthead just laugh]

Beavis: [nervous] Sit down [the dog bites his nads again] OWW! NO [Butthead Just laughs]

[The camara shows them on a hill, Beavis is walking in front holding a stick, spot is walking fast pulling Butthead who is holding his leash]

Butthead: Ah, ah, slow down Spot. [They stop] Ok Beavis, throw the stick [Beavis throws the stick] fetch, dog whipe [Spot runs after it]

Beavis: go get it

Butthead: [Spot passes the stick] Check it out, he missed the stick

Beavis: Hes still running Butthead

Butthead Yeah, hes like way past it. What a dumb dog

Beavis: Yeah, what a dumbass, lets get another one

[Beavis and Buttehad just laugh. End of Episode]

 

[TheCracker]

I have the complete Time Life DVD collection with 6 DVDs.

Does it include all the music videos as well? - the 2 or 3 VHS's i have don't include the music vids - its not how i remember B & B-H best!

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

I liked the episode when they were in shop class with the table saw and they started running everything they could find throught the saw, the phone, first aid kit, ect. The Butt-Head puts his finger though the saw and the shop teacher sees it happen and is like OMG!, Get the first aid kit and call an ambulance!

 

[Silverzone]

There's no contest Butt-Head Rules all. Beavis is just so stupid it makes Butt-Head the coolest. But the show RULES ALL.

 

[gtavcfan]

Cool!! More post. I thought this tread was like death and stuff. Sorry with the scripts, taking to long to write down everything they say, the next I'm posting (and actually working on):
Animation Sucks
Womyn
and I forgot the name of the episode where Beavis and Butthead make their own gang, and later Steward tries to join, later in the episode they get beat up by Todd.

Edit: Soon, I'll write down, along with the episodes, all the music Videos. (Only what B&B say.)

Does it include all the music videos as well? - the 2 or 3 VHS's i have don't include the music vids - its not how i remember B & B-H best!

I know, it sucks, its better when they had the music videos, they usually made fun of just about every music video.

I liked the episode when they were in shop class with the table saw and they started running everything they could find throught the saw, the phone, first aid kit, ect. The Butt-Head puts his finger though the saw and the shop teacher sees it happen and is like OMG!, Get the first aid kit and call an ambulance!

i've seen this one before, don't remember the name of the episode, it kicked ass!

There's no contest Butt-Head Rules all. Beavis is just so stupid it makes Butt-Head the coolest. But the show RULES ALL.

Cool! some other dude that likes Butt-Head, he's my favorite character. He usually says all the dumb stuff and beavis actually does it.

 

[gtavcfan]

Hey Dudes, I [double]posted again, i just finish writing another script. This one is different than the others, I also wrote what Beavis and Butthead say on the different Music Videos.

Here is Oil Change and the Music videos as well

Oil Change​

[The episode starts in Burger World]

Manager: Boys, some of our customers have been complaining about our french fries. Holy Cow, what are these brown chunks in here?

Beavis: Uhmm, hum, I think those are caterpillars in there sir [laughs]

Butthead: Caterpillars are green dumbass

[They both laugh]

Butthead: Hey that’s that grasshopper

Manager: Grasshopper?

Butthead: Yes sir, he won't be bothering the customers anymore sir

Beavis: We caught him taking a dump on one of the tables, yeah [laughs]

Manager: [taking something out of the fryer] what in the hell is this?

Beavis: Yeah, remember when I had that Band-Aid on for like two weeks, and then you like pulled it off, and I went AHhhhhahhhhahhhh

[Both start laughing]

Butthead: Cool

[They continue to laugh]

Manager: I want to oil changed in this fryer, and I wanted change before you leave today

Beavis: [laughs, then says] Fryer, Fryer! FRYER!

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Music Video: “I Alone” by Live​

Butthead: Uh, I think this dude is checking you out Beavis

Beavis: No he’s not, liar

Butthead: He’s like, I like what I see, I’ll be right over

Beavis: Shut up Butthead, he can’t see me, cause he’s looking at a camera, it’s a video

[They both laugh]

Butthead: Remember that time, that dude was sayin’ that stuff to you at the bus station

Beavis: Shut up Butthead

Butthead: He said “I like what I see, now why don’t you go to one of those stalls and I’ll meet you over there”

Beavis: Shut up Butthead, at least I got a candy bar out of the deal

Butthead: [laughing] Yeah

[They both laugh]

Beavis: Who the hell is this buttmunch? Whats going on here?

Butthead: What's with all the faces his making.

Beavis: Yeah

Butthead: Hes like trying to be scary, and heavy, and intense, and stuff

[They laugh]

Beavis: Who’s this other guy that is getting in front all the time?

Butthead: I think he’s just some jackass that wonder on the set

[They laugh again]

Butthead: Maybe he’s like the drummer, and they like got there and said “where’s your drums?“, and he said “I thought they were in the van”

Beavis: And there like “You mean, you didn’t bring your drums?”

Butthead: “Yeah“, there like “its your own fault, your gonna have to wonder around the stage like a buttmunch for the whole video”

Beavis: and he said “Ok, its ok with me”, uh yeah, ok, I'd do that

Butthead: What a jack, buttmunch, ass. [They laugh] look at that grave thing at the back of his head

Beavis: its like one of those dolls that you pull the string, and they talk and stuff

Butthead: that would be a cool doll if you had little bald dude, without a shirt, and you like pull a string on the back of his head and he like started shouting at you. [they laugh] and then he could wet his pants

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[Back to the episode]​

The camera is outside Burger World, with a lot of cars waiting in the drive through, Beavis and Butthead are leaving Burger World, the camera goes inside and we see all the customers who are waiting. Next up we see Beavis and Butthead reaching a gas station, where they will learn how to change the oil for a car]

Butthead: This sucks, why is that manager dude always makes us do work

Beavis: Yeah, that oil was just getting cool too

Butthead: [Going to a gas station] There it is dude [they walk near Sam, the mechanic] We need to change the oil?

Beavis: IF you could change it while we wait, that be fine

Sam: OK, bring your car in

Butthead: uhhh, car?

Beavis: Yeah, what we need a car for?

Sam: How am I suppose to change the oil, if you don’t have a car? OH, I get it, your do-it-yourselfers.

Butthead: Beavis is a do-it-youselfer

Beavis: oh yeah [They laugh]

Sam: you guys work at Burger World, I went to apply for a job there, [handing Butthead some cans of oil] How did you guys get in there?

Butthead: Whats this crap?

Sam: alright, I’m going to give you a quick how to, I guess if your going to get into Burger World, its not what you not, but who you know, huh?

Butthead: uh yeah right

Beavis: Me and Butthead know each other

Sam: First you let out the drain, and let out the old stuff, make sure you dispose of it properly, this stuff is toxic

Butthead: Cool!

Beavis: yeah, yeah

[Sam brings the car down]

Sam: [putting oil in a car] When your done, remember to check it with your dip stick.

[they laugh excitedly]

Beavis: Dip stick

[continue laughing]

Sam: ok, lesson over, no charge, but it is $15 dollars for the oil

Butthead: uh, NO!

Beavis: We ain’t going to give you any money

Sam: No cash huh? You guys work at Burger World, I guess your good for it, here I’ll set up an account, you can just sign for it

Butthead: OH, in that case, we want some candy bars too

Beavis: and some naked ladies air fresheners too. That rules. [they just laugh]

[Break for a Commercial]​

Beavis: Uh drain? [they laugh]

Butthead: This work sucks, and that mechanical dude was a big dumbass

Beavis: Yeah, lets just scoop it out

[They scoop out the oil with cups, getting their fingers in the oil as well, and their like: Ow, Ahah, Ow, Ahah]

Butthead: Hey Beavis, check it out, improved performance,

Beavis: yeah, no thermal breakdown

[They start pouring in the oil]

Butthead: Remember to check it with your dip stick

Beavis: NO way! I think its ready

[Butthead drops something in the oil, later the camera shows them walking to a drain, Beavis is humming, they just dump the oil in it, we hear people screaming, smoke is coming out of the windows of Burger World]

Butthead: Hey, where is everybody going? I don’t think we should go back in there dude.

Beavis: Yeah, remember, he said we couldn’t go home until we change to oil

Butthead: oh Yeah, cool, lets get out of here

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Music Video: “I Can’t Put My Finger On It” by Ween​

Butthead: uh, Hey Beavis do something like, I don’t know, like something funny or something

Beavis: Uhmm, let me see, check this out [starts spitting, imitating something]

Butthead: That was pretty cool, but you like done that before

Beavis: Shut up Butthead, then you do something, you think I’m just here to entertain you?

Butthead: Settle down, Beavis

Beavis: You think I’m just here for your amusement? You wanna do something about it? [they both laugh]

Butthead: Dumbass

Beavis: Hey look at that, that looks good, I like those things that they got over at the mall, they call them heros

Butthead: Oh, yeah, remember we walked by there, and the guy goes like “hero hero hero”

Beavis: One of these days, when I have a lot of money, I’m gonna go get one of those things

Butthead: yeah, that would rule. These dudes need to quit screwing around and get back to making sandwiches

Beavis: Yeah, but they got a good song like they could kind of listen for a while, its pretty cool

Butthead: Beavis, you bunghole, quit talking about this video and do something funny again

Beavis: Oh yeah, check this out [does the spitting imitation again from earlier]

Butthead: Thats not even funny, Beavis, you have to do it like this [puts his finger in his lips, and fingers it, if you know what it means]

Beavis: Oh yeah, oh, yeah

Butthead: Now thats cool

Beavis: Oh yeah, I see what you mean, check this out

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[Back to episode]​

[Beavis and Butthead are watching the news on tv, still dressed with the Burger World clothes]

News Reporter: Burger World will remain closed, pending fire officials investigation

Beavis: Hnnnn, yeah

Butthead: News Rules

News Reporter: And in a related story, a mysterious oil spills, has shocked environmentalist around the world

Butthead: Cool

News Reporter: A major disaster in the Adrian Sea, affecting local fishermen of the coast of Greece

Beavis: Cool, hes talking about grease Butthead

Butthead: Yeah, whoa, check it out, their using the same oil as us,

Beavis: Oh yeah, they forgot to put the breading on it

Butthead: Yeah, those environmental guys are dumb, I bet that fish tastes like crap

Beavis: Yeah really

[They continue laughing, End of Episode]

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Music Video: “Nihilism” by Rancid​

Butthead: [Laughs] Honor Students

Beavis: Yeah

Butthead: You know, this video is about one of those old punk bands, you know, but the video doesn’t look old. You know, so its like a lot bunch of guys now, so its like [Beavis interrupts]

Beavis: So uh, shut up Butthead

Butthead: Ok, let me, uh, Beavis, what did you say?

Beavis: Shut up, I’m sick and tired of listening to your stupid crap, shut up

Butthead: Beavis, I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that

Beavis: oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that, shut up

Butthead: Beavis, theres going to be two hits, my hand hitting your face, and uh, my hand hitting your face again

Beavis: Yeah, yeah, right, I’m gonna kick you in the nads, shut up

Butthead: Beavis, don’t you ever tell me to shut up, I’m gonna beat the living crap out of you

Beavis: Yeah, yeah, I’m gonna cave your nads in

Butthead: Yeah, Beavis, I’m gonna beat the living crap out of you

Beavis: [kicks Butthead in the nads] Yeah, take that, dumbass, shut up, yeah, yeah, shut up, I’m gonna get something to eat

Butthead: [On the floor] Beavis, get back here and fight like a men

[Both laugh]