beer warnings

[psonefreak]

The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol
packaging. Some of the warnings being considered for inclusion
are:

1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.

2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what
the hell happened to your pants.

3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in
the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or
name you can't remember).

4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you
are invisible.

5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people
are laughing WITH you.

6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the
time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of
time may seem to disappear.

7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

 

[Nexus Maelstrom]

I have a mate here in school who has the oddest feeling when he's drunk. He claims quite readily that he is traveling through time and there is nothing us bastards can do to stop him. We usually just give it a good laugh and then watch him fall off whatever he is sitting on.

Nexus Maelstrom

 

[troy]

funny stuff!

 

[SandStorm]

Not bad, psonefreak, not bad!

 

[Shannon]