Best Pedestrian Phrases?

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We all know that the pedestrians say some funny stuff. Here's my favorites:
Man Overboard! (Dude in Pike Creek)
Yep, I've been drinkin' again. (Brown Coats)
Ok, ok, we make deal. (Triads)
Like I give a $h*t! (Guy in fast car)
What else do you like?
 
You drive like a pu**y!
Watch it a***ole!!
Mo money, mo problems.

Not exactly sure who says them but they are funny.
 
"Work it, girlfriend!" - Prostitutes

It's more the tone of voice they use than the actual phrase...:)
 
Oh, and this one:

Them: "I've got a better car than you!"

Me: "Oh really? Not for long!"
 
sorry if i am really dumb :( but what is a carpet muncher?

I think its funny when you get the two gay guys near each other:

1: In the Navy...
2: ...We will sail the seven seas

and then some guy goes:

like i give a $hit

thats funny :lol:
 
Hehe, the police have some golden ones too:

- "Have you read the manual for this thing?"
- "Anything you say is ****!"
- "Give me the megaphone!" (or something...dude in the helicopter)

:D
 
Originally posted by Tigra
Hehe, the police have some golden ones too:

- "Have you read the manual for this thing?"
- "Anything you say is ****!"
- "Give me the megaphone!" (or something...dude in the helicopter)

:D
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Yeah, and the wonderful exchange between two:

"We're gonna kil-l-l-l-l-l you!"

"You can't say that, it's not in the book!"
 
Originally posted by Tigra
Hehe, the police have some golden ones too:

- "Anything you say is ****!"

:D
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I bout feel out of my chair from laughing so hard when I heard that for the first time. :smilewink
 
i've been trying to figure that little chant to triads sometimes shout out when their chasing you?

and the thing the mafia shout at you too.

any clues...
 
"I see pain in your future!"
that triad saying? dunno...

my favs have got to be:
"She's my cousin? I though she was my second cousin..." that redneck in the brown overcoat...

when one of those blue guys driving a cab says "I got a better car than you!"... yeah right! unless you are driving a manana...
 
It's not from GTA3, but GTA: London. I like that guy who says b a rstard!

I like all of GTA3's ped sayings. :)
 
It's freakin hilarious when you steal a car from a grandma


she'll say, "I'm a grandma for chr*sts sake!"

i dunno everything that people say is hilarious. I love chatterbox. that always has me rollin. what station do you guys normally listen to?
 
Originally posted by Stealth Viper
Sometimes when you carjack a cab, the guy says in an Indian voice:

"Uh...I...I'm a cop!" :lol:
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Or, even funnier (in thick Indian accent) - 'Are you talking to me?'
 
there's some englisg dudes who walk about the docks in prtland, and i rmember they say some funyn stuff.

oh, and

"i need a cigarrette"

too true.
 
I have a good one, go walking around near a hospital and when you see a guy dressed as a doctor go up in front of him and aim at him with a gun, sometimes he yells, "Please! I'm a male nurse!" in a really girly voice :D
 

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