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Rumple Foreskin

Rumple Foreskin

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And by 'best' I mean 'worst'.

I ran over a cute little dog tonight.

I had to drag it to the side of the road. He was all limp and still warm. Its blood was all over my hands, it was so awful. I burst out crying and started petting it.

Am I going to hell now?
 
no. . . you are not . . . you stopped and felt pain over the whole incidient. . .
 
That's really sad to hear man, you should've took it out of it's pain while you were at it? It's probably in some bad pain or dead. :( Very sad to hear.
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Did you call an animal service or anything?

If not, you're going to hell via Laos.
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There was a owners name and number on the dogs collar.

I havn't grown the nuts yet to call and tell him I killed his dog.
 
Unless you ran over the dog in his living room, He's at fault, not you.
In most places there is a leash law. Dogs in particular are supposed to be either chained or in a fence so they can't get in the street.
I'm sorry you hit the little guy. But, someone really needs to smack the **** out of the irresponsible owner.

'Drew, you aren't going to hell for hitting the critter, He shouldn't have been out in the first place.
 
I live in a town of 1000 people though. There isn't any cops around, no one gives a crap about dogs or whatever.

This was just outside of town, in the country, and he was just playing in the ditch and popped out at me.

I am not mad at the owner or the dog. I think a dog shouldn't be on a leash all the time. Especially out in the quiet countryside.

This stuff just kinda happens.
 
Well, did you hit it on purpose? Did you see the dog crossing the street and intentionally floor the accelerator in hopes of knocking the life out of the poor creature? Did you not feel any form of regret for killing the poor animal and taking away a man's best friend? Even if only one of these things is false than you're fine and probably not going to Hell any time soon. BTW, were you in the Viper when this happened? Because that would just suck...
 
Even in the country, unless we're talking about a really smart dog, he should have either been tied up, or had one of those "invisible fence" thingies to keep him out of the street.
 
That's sad to hear. I live out in the country from the closest town and my dog's watched when she's outside all the time. If she did run away she better hope she isn't in a mile's range. :)
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sorry to hear that rumple, but that stuff happens and sometimes there is nothing you can do about it, so dont be too hard on yourself:)
 
well, it happens. the only thing is, its different when its just a rabbit or something, but when you see a dog you see it as like a little human that walks on 4 legs and eats dog food. When you see signs out that says missing dog, then find the owner and say that you accidentally killed their dog. say something like, you were just driving and the squirrel it was chasing ran across the street, the dog chased it and it ended up hitting your car. idk, im usually good at getting people out of trouble.
 
"Send him an ear and then he'll think the dog (bear) is in danger"

That wasnt necessary was it? Just call him and hope its not a kid that answers. I don't know what I'd do if it was a kid's dog.
 
I came up with an eloborate scheme of how to tell the guy I killed his dog.

I'm going to stage a "dog-napping" where I call the owner and tell him that "If you ever want to see your dog alive again meet my by the pay phone with $300,000 in clean 20's". When he obviously doesn't show up I will drop the dead dog off at his door with a note that says " Ha! Jokes on you, he was allready dead cause I ran him over. Sucker! p.s. Sorry "

Or will I go to hell for that?
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
I came up with an eloborate scheme of how to tell the guy I killed his dog.

I'm going to stage a "dog-napping" where I call the owner and tell him that "If you ever want to see your dog alive again meet my by the pay phone with $300,000 in clean 20's". When he obviously doesn't show up I will drop the dead dog off at his door with a note that says " Ha! Jokes on you, he was allready dead cause I ran him over. Sucker! p.s. Sorry "

Or will I go to hell for that?
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Yes, definitely.

You need to tell the owner, who is probably doing his nut with worry. Of course, the news you're going to be giving him is absolutely not what he wants to hear, but you're a sensitive guy, and the guilt you feel (even though these things happen), will come through. He'll know you didn't mean it.

Send a small bouquet of flowers a couple of days later with a simple "I'm so sorry" note.
 
Yeah, I'm backing Giles here. Just call the guy or stop by and say you're sorry.
 
That's Scottish for "going off his nut".
 
Originally posted by neon_duke
That's Scottish for "going off his nut".
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Well it's more like English English for "Going off his nut" but yeah.

I doubt the owner will be too pleased about it. But it's the right thing to do.
 
That sucks! I'd feel just as horrible if i hit a dog.. Poor little dog. What kind was it, or could you not really tell, considering how hard you hit him.. (Must have been hard, obviously, if part of his face was stuck in the grill)
 
I would leave the dogs remains at the guy's front door. Tuck a note in the dog's collar that reads, "I cried when your cute, little, bloodied dog died in my hands, after I hit him with my car. Why don't you take better care of your pets? Don't you know how fragile my emotional state is these days? Asshole!"

That should do it.
 

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