Best Speed Bump Ever!

Oh trust me Nick, he's hit, my car is missing paint, and I do feel bad.

Laughing things off is my completely ridiculous way of dealing with bad stuff.
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
Laughing things off is my completely ridiculous way of dealing with bad stuff.
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Not necessarily. . . Sometimes humor is a good output of dealing with shiz that puts us down, but don't go overboard and beat yourself over it. . . Shiz happens and that is life. . . If we can change it we would. . .
 
ok here is the plan, buy him a new god... approx the same size, and go up to him and say "my ford focus wanted to give your dog a new ______. so how do you like him?"
 
Originally posted by Solid Lifters
I would leave the dogs remains at the guy's front door. Tuck a note in the dog's collar that reads, "I cried when your cute, little, bloodied dog died in my hands, after I hit him with my car. Why don't you take better care of your pets? Don't you know how fragile my emotional state is these days? Asshole!"

That should do it.
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This is the best idea so far. Do this, Andrew.
 
Just tell him, you'll be more of a man for it and believe me, lying will only make you feel worse. You did nothing wrong and neither did the dog, you just crossed paths at the wrong time.
 
Originally posted by Zrow
Healthy, doubtful.
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Why not? We eat everything else. Chicken, cows, sheep, deer, rabbits etc. Why not dog? You can bet your boots that a pet dog has been fed better stuff than a battery chicken.
 
I'm going to do what I always do when responsibility comes knocking at my door; nothing.

It's been in front of his house dead for 2 days now. I think the guy knows what happened by now.
 
if/before you offer to buy him a new one, just check it aint pedigree, could set you back a but. The dog is goin to start to stink up soon. Hope he does know its there, or some kid could get a nasty fright when they look in the bushes
 

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