Best way to die?

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Originally posted by Klostrophobic
I guess saving the rest of humanity by sacrificing my life would be a cool way to die.

Well, for everyone but me.
But, if you succeeded, nobody else would die. So it wouldn't even be a cool way to die for them. Jesus.
Should I have made that last sentence bold?
I'd like to die by going skydiving, and not pulling the parachute rip cord. I'll just wait until the doctor says I have two days to live, and then go splat. Despite the fact that I might have to have somebody push my wheelchair out of the plane, it'd be fun.
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Not necessarily. I could be shot right now and in some way it could save the rest of humanity.
There would be those that would rejoice and those that would well rejoice :lol:
 
Originally posted by DoZeRxXx
no, because that would count as suicide. Heck you go
As I have said before, Hell is going to kick ass. Best place to spend the rest of your days, in my opinion. No Jesus pushers, and, as long as I end up on one of the higher levels, the worst thing I have to worry about is lawyers. I've often wondered If i'm descended from Lucifer himself. He was a pretty cool guy, Lucifer. Plus, that way I could say I was descended from the Angevian counts, which means I have a noble blood line. Cool stuff.
 
Originally posted by Timmotheus
As I have said before, Hell is going to kick ass. Best place to spend the rest of your days, in my opinion. No Jesus pushers, and, as long as I end up on one of the higher levels, the worst thing I have to worry about is lawyers. I've often wondered If i'm descended from Lucifer himself. He was a pretty cool guy, Lucifer. Plus, that way I could say I was descended from the Angevian counts, which means I have a noble blood line. Cool stuff.

Good points, good points.

Just like BIC pens.
 
ive thought about this a lot. i think if i die before im 25 theres got to be like 80% chance over all ways of death combined that it will in a car crash, and a 75% chance that it will be a signal car crash too. so with these odds ive just made up off the top of my head i would say i would chose to die in a car crash. i would at least die doing what i love. pushing my car to its limits.
 
Originally posted by miata13B
NOOOOOOooooo anything but sick satan, I am trembling in my shoes. I can't be near a sick satan.
Notice I capitalized "Satan." That means it is a proper noun, and my statement can't be manipulated in the way that you just attempted. Try again! I mean, perhaps Satan is a dog? Or a cat? Or a goldfish?
 
Originally posted by wana b drifter
ive thought about this a lot. i think if i die before im 25 theres got to be like 80% chance over all ways of death combined that it will in a car crash, and a 75% chance that it will be a signal car crash too. so with these odds ive just made up off the top of my head i would say i would chose to die in a car crash. i would at least die doing what i love. pushing my car to its limits.
Well, pushing a car to its limits you would still have control, so wouldn't you think you would be pushing the car beyond its limits?
 
Originally posted by Timmotheus
Notice I capitalized "Satan." That means it is a proper noun, and my statement can't be manipulated in the way that you just attempted. Try again! I mean, perhaps Satan is a dog? Or a cat? Or a goldfish?
Actually, you used it as a verb and completed the sentence where as I saw 'sick' as an adjective. I viewed the statement as a fragment; so the end results I can manipulate the fragment I read to what I said.
 
Originally posted by wana b drifter
no i probaliy wouldn't pass the cars limits. i would pass my own.
That is also another possiblity, but you can pass the car's limits beyond your own limits too.
 
Originally posted by wana b drifter
but if you don't know your limits how can you know the cars?
You can equally pass limits of both you own and the car without ever knowing it. As for knowing the cars limits, that is something you feel out, there is no other way to find out. If you don't know the car's limits or you own, you might want to hastly do something that might overcome both yours and the car's. At that point if you survive you learn a valuable lesson about both. You could over-step you own limits but not the car's and vice versa. So it is a stalemate on who's or what limits were broken, it really doesn't matter because in the end, you said the math is against you if you die before 25
 
Originally posted by miata13B
Actually, you used it as a verb and completed the sentence where as I saw it as an adjective and saw the statement as a fragment; so the end results I can manipulate the fragment I read to what I said.
No, "Sick" was the verb. And, if you think I used "Satan" as a verb, then the sentence wasn't a fragment. Duh? Unless you were referring to "sick,"which would be incorrect, since Satan was the last thing mentioned that you could possibly be referring to. By the way, you didn't need a semicolon. Furthermore, you can't say what you said because "satan" isn't a word. It's a proper noun. It needs to be capitalized. Don't mess with me over grammar. I'm anal! I've gotten into week-long arguments with English teachers multiple times. Of course, I'm not using correct grammar on this forum anyway, so it really doesn't matter. Anyway, nobody has anything to say about my jumping out of a plane, other than it is suicide?
 
Originally posted by Timmotheus
No, "Sick" was the verb. And, if you think I used "Satan" as a verb, then the sentence wasn't a fragment. Duh? Unless you were referring to "sick,"which would be incorrect, since Satan was the last thing mentioned that you could possibly be referring to. By the way, you didn't need a semicolon. Furthermore, you can't say what you said because "satan" isn't a word. It's a proper noun. It needs to be capitalized. Don't mess with me over grammar. I'm anal! I've gotten into week-long arguments with English teachers multiple times. Of course, I'm not using correct grammar on this forum anyway, so it really doesn't matter. Anyway, nobody has anything to say about my jumping out of a plane, other than it is suicide?
Whoa whoa whoa, take a joke. I was not trying to be anal with you, I was trying to get you to laugh, but apparently I picked the wrong person. Sorry about that. Personnally I could care less for proper grammar, thus I don't often use it. I do care about making sese though. . . yes it is also suicide to drop out of a plane and not pulling the rip cord
 
Originally posted by miata13B
Whoa whoa whoa, take a joke. I was not trying to be anal with you, I was trying to get you to laugh, but apparently I picked the wrong person. Sorry about that. Personnally I could care less for proper grammar, thus I don't often use it. I do care about making sese though. . . yes it is also suicide to drop out of a plane and not pulling the rip cord
Actually, I've been laughing my ass off this entire time.
So, is it horrible even if it is suicide? You have to admit, it'd be fun.
 
Originally posted by Timmotheus
Actually, I've been laughing my ass off this entire time.
So, is it horrible even if it is suicide? You have to admit, it'd be fun.
High Speed Dirt :lol:
 
I take it all back. I want to be killed by the pure muscle power of a 150 HP 5.0L V8 engine produced by Ford in the early nineties. Nineteen nineties.
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
I take it all back. I want to be killed by the pure muscle power of a 150 HP 5.0L V8 engine produced by Ford in the early nineties. Nineteen nineties.
So, you want to be in an accident? Or just get run over? Or just stick your face into a convenient belt and get your nose and other facial features burned/cut off? Or all three? Or something else entirely? Do I like fragments?

Of course I do.
 
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