Bill gates is dead, from the makers of the Blair Witch Project.

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Date: Tue Mar 26 [4:00 AM]
Posted By: ksw (ksw01010@aol.com)

Sheesh you guys! What's the damn hassle? Is it so bizarre that Bill Gates is dead? And is it further so bizarre that the best you can come up with as commentary on the theory that '...they prop him up with a stick...'???

P U H L E A Z E!!!

Everybody knows there are at least a hundred ways to make it look like he was still alive and none of them have to do with sticks or propping or robotics!

Haven't you guys ever seen that movie "DAVE" starring kevin Klein? Well there's your substitution theory #1. Haven't any of you ever been taken in by a celebrity look-a-like? Well there's your substitution theory #2! Furthermore, what the heck did you think the end result was gonna be when the brits cloned that sheep anyway?

LOOK: A guy as rich as our esteemed Billy Boy would surely have no problem jumping right up on a NEW form of technology now would he? And history proves that this is in keeping with his character! That's right! I'm sayin' ol' Bill jumped right up on the back of Dolly - making her his very own sacrificial lamb of sorts!

(And there's your ultimate substitution theory!)

I'm sayin' we all ought to thank God that he didn't die from a major head wound and THEN have his clone (or one of them) take over for him!

That's right, I'm sayin' at least he's not the anti-christ! (at least not yet - I mean this cloning thing is big man... it boggles the mind...to hell with time travel...)

Consider this: BILL GATES could STILL be the ANTI-CHRIST! I mean what if there's more than one clone and the current clone DOES die from a head wound and then ANOTHER clone takes it's place and they take him out AGAIN, and another clone takes the last ones place and on in infinitem???

It ain't over yet lads! I don't know about the resrt of you but I'm keepin' my eyes peeled towards the east - when Bill shows up there, it's the frickin' end of the world as we know it!

kSw

p.s. I heard that once again Bill came up as the richest guy on the planet and Janet Reno said "They ought to split HIM into two parts that way he wouldn't have a monopoly on that title as well" - GO JANET!

...just go see it for yourselves people! ;) Pretty cool concept.
 

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