BMW 1-series Coupe: Yep, Its Expensive

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I just cant get over how ugly this car is. I swear if its a good seller its defiente proof that all the owners are just BMW badge kissers. It looks dreadful.
 
Is there going to be an M1 BMW?

No. There have been questions about this before in Roundel, and I believe it was Satch who projected that not even BMW could force itself to bring back the M1 name for the a sporty 1-Series.
 
Wow. So everyone's complaining about a smaller, more nimble BMW that has performance worthy of the M badge (if not the M1 badge), doesn't cost much more than the Japanese rally twins, and will do 30mpg...

"zOMG ITZ SMALLER THAN A CAR THAT COSTZ THE SAME WTF!!1!11".....and? That doesn't stop people from buying, say, a 911 instead of an M5, which can both be had for the same money.

It's fine if you would prefer a 3-series. But if you can't possibly comprehend how anyone would want the 1-series, you're very likely someone who wouldn't buy a BMW to begin with.
 
Wow. So everyone's complaining about a smaller, more nimble BMW that has performance worthy of the M badge (if not the M1 badge),
Which is something that the 335ci arguably has as well. From what I've read, the 135ci handles remarkably similar to the bigger, only vaguely more expensive and heavier and obviously far better looking car that the 135 borrowed the engine from.

doesn't cost much more than the Japanese rally twins,
You mean the faster and arguably far more driver-oriented (well, one of them at least) Japanese rally twins?

and will do 30mpg...
What part of the BMW design philosophy stresses fuel mileage? That's like looking at the Porsche design philosophy and trying to say the Cayenne fits in because of its ability to pull trailers.

"zOMG ITZ SMALLER THAN A CAR THAT COSTZ THE SAME WTF!!1!11".....and? That doesn't stop people from buying, say, a 911 instead of an M5, which can both be had for the same money.
They are also cars in polar opposite spectrums, sold by two different companies, one of which is known to make ridiculous profits on every car they sell. It would be considerably different if one walked into a Aston Martin dealer with DB9 money and only be able to afford a V8 Vantage (The V8 Vantage being in roughly the same segment as the DB9). Which is the case here.

But if you can't possibly comprehend how anyone would want the 1-series, you're very likely someone who wouldn't buy a BMW to begin with.
I would happily buy a BMW, and love it to no end. But it is nowhere near the 2002 resurrection that BMW has been promising (the only one in the entire range that pulls that off is the 120i), and all it has amounted to is a bigger disappointment than the 130i was. Just as fast, just as good handling (perhaps worse due to less tire) and just as much power as the much better thought out 3 series, with a weight advantage that is indiscernible to all but the most honed of racing drivers.
I would have loved if BMW came out with a great driving masterpiece that was a proper BMW (namely, E30 like). But this isn't it, and it remains a largely pointless car in the lineup. The 128ci is a much better preposition, because that has E46-like properties without weighing as much as a Nissan Altima. But that has a problem with being too slow for how much it costs, and being slaughtered by all of the competitors it has in the segment, if the 130i is any indication.
 
:lol: I just noticed the guy standing behind the 135i in the first post, he looks disgusted.
 
Which is something that the 335ci arguably has as well. From what I've read, the 135ci handles remarkably similar to the bigger, only vaguely more expensive and heavier and obviously far better looking car that the 135 borrowed the engine from.
Yes, the 335ci is great as well, but just because you can spend $35000 on a car, that doesn't mean an extra $5000 would make no difference to you. Styling is subjective (as always), and although I like the rear 3/4 of the E92, I don't think the front end will ever sit right with me (which is making it difficult to like the new M3). Meanwhile, from the first time I saw the E82 I thought it was very well-proportioned, if not exactly beautiful, and the car's styling has done nothing but grow on me.

Until someone can find a 100% positive weight figure on the 135ci I'm not going to say much on the weight issue. Google is being annoyingly ambiguous.

You mean the faster and arguably far more driver-oriented (well, one of them at least) Japanese rally twins?
"Driver-oriented" is a bit subjective as well, but I find it a bit hard to believe you'd give the nod to an economy-car-based AWD sedan (rally homologated or not) but not a small, compromised FR coupe.

I'm not saying the Evo and STi aren't drivers' cars, but to say the 135ci isn't denies the very reason BMW built it and ignores the fact that it's likely good at what it does.

As for "faster," in Car and Driver's Lightning Lap comparisons for 2006 and 2007, the 335i (3'10"5) posted a better laptime than the Evo IX MR (3'13"5) at VIR. It's possible that the 135ci could be slower than the 335i, or that the Evo could have done better, or that the Evo X will do better, but to suggest that the Evo is miles away the faster car is simply not true. The fact that it was an Evo MR makes things a bit more interesting as well, considering those sell for about the same base price as the 135ci.

CaD didn't test the STi, but between the two the Evo tends to do better on dry pavement anyway.

What part of the BMW design philosophy stresses fuel mileage? That's like looking at the Porsche design philosophy and trying to say the Cayenne fits in because of its ability to pull trailers.
I never said the mileage was one of BMW's goals (although if I recall correctly, during the development of the N54 it actually was). I pointed out that part because it's something a significant number of people care about these days, and 30mpg isn't bad at all.

They are also cars in polar opposite spectrums, sold by two different companies, one of which is known to make ridiculous profits on every car they sell. It would be considerably different if one walked into a Aston Martin dealer with DB9 money and only be able to afford a V8 Vantage (The V8 Vantage being in roughly the same segment as the DB9). Which is the case here.
You fail to see my point, and I fail to see yours (if someone walks into a dealer "with DB9 money" but can't afford a DB9, then they didn't walk in "with DB9 money," did they...and what does this all have to do with someone choosing the smaller car?).

My point was that value and interior space/practicality aren't locked together. Consumers defy that convention every day, and many times they aren't mocked for it like future 1-series owners already are here in this thread.

I can already hear the fanboy accusations, but I just think you guys are being unrealistic in your expectations.

The 128ci is a much better preposition, because that has E46-like properties without weighing as much as a Nissan Altima. But that has a problem with being too slow for how much it costs...
It's literally impossible to be a fan of German cars and worry about one of them being slower than others in its price range. You'll get conflicted feelings over every single model and eventually be driven to insanity.

Overcoming this reservation is one of the rites of passage for a German car fan. :lol:
 
I look at it this way: Sell the 1 series coupe with the 120i engine and all will be well. But the bigger engined ones are too heavy/expensive/whatever to be worth it, especially in BMW's already muddled line up.
 
I know, I think they should bring the 4-cylinders and diesels here. The 116i would receive no end of scorn from "enthusiasts," but its 115hp would fit in nicely with the crowd of Japanese compacts that's slowly growing in our market, and I think BMW might be able to slip it below the $20000 mark. Meanwhile, a ~$25000 120i would offer an interesting alternative to the MX-5.

As long as BMW continues to focus on making the 1-series their small car (instead of making everything bigger), the second-gen could possibly be the lighter, cheaper car everyone wants.
 
"zOMG ITZ SMALLER THAN A CAR THAT COSTZ THE SAME WTF!!1!11".....and? That doesn't stop people from buying, say, a 911 instead of an M5, which can both be had for the same money.
If a Boxter cost $90,000, who would pick it over a 911? When a car manufacturer releases a product that competes with another car in it's own lineup, it doesn't make sense. If the 1-Series cost $25,000, it would make sense. When the basic 3-series costs only a little bit more, who is going to pick the smaller car? I've already got a small-ish car. If I'm spending BMW money, I don't want another.
 
$35000. To me and anyone in well Europe, Africa and Ausralasia would say thats cheap. I'll buy 2 at that price.
Whats that like $38000 AUD.

Over here the 130i Hatch is $63000 + a ton of options as well. To me youse are getting a bargain. Sure everything is optional but BMW has been like that for many years. Who needs GPS and all the crap anyway. Use a map!

Wow just looked at the price for a 135i in the UK and its 30000 pounds.
Thats what $60000 USD. Youse are deffinatley getting a bargain. And remeber the car has to travel a very short distance from Germany to England. To the US(assuming the ones you get are made in Germany) thats a huge distance.
 
Actually, in relation to other cars at the price point, that works out to be roughly how the normal exchange rate works. It isn't really a bargain if all of the other cars are held to the same standard. Yeah, it may be cheaper for us than for you. But so is everything else.
 
If a Boxter cost $90,000, who would pick it over a 911? When a car manufacturer releases a product that competes with another car in it's own lineup, it doesn't make sense.
If the Boxster were available with the "regular" 911's best engine, as in the 135i/335i case? A lot of people. Probably an even greater number if you start talking about the Cayman.

There's a reason Porsche dumbs down its mid-engine offerings.

If the 1-Series cost $25,000, it would make sense. When the basic 3-series costs only a little bit more, who is going to pick the smaller car?
Probably the same sort of person who would buy a 350Z over a G35 Sport sedan. The differences in practicality, price, and weight between those two Nissans -- not to mention the platform and engine sharing -- are actually fairly similar to the 135i/335i situation.

Having done a little searching, the differences in interior space between the two BMWs aren't even that big -- compared to the 335i coupe, the 135i gives up 2.1 cubic feet of trunk space, and one review even said a 6'4" person can fit in the back of the 135i with headroom to spare.
 
I swear we already know that the 135ci weighs 1560kg!
 
I can't help it but I like the 135i.
 
BMW finally offended the enthusiast crowd.

[Writes day down.]
 
A few things:

People who are pro-1'er are mentioning how it's lighter than the 3. The 135i is some fraction lighter, yes, but iirc it's only about 40kg. Given the size difference, that's not a big deal at all.

People who are anti-1'er are complaining about the price. An A3 Sportback, as already mentioned, is a grand cheaper. It's more practical, sure, but it won't touch the 135 as a driver's car.

The Evo/STI are undoubtedly faster on the day-to-day, every-weather commute, but on the track I wouldn't be too surprised to see the 1 out in front. I agree that BMW needs to bring four-cylinders back to North America; I think the 120, especially with the new stop-start tech, could really boost the range. The pricing proximity with the 3 would also be easier to swallow if the range headed down.
 
if it won't have proper differential and electronic safety things that won't go GA GA after first attempt of sporty driving on twisties ( like 130i in top gear's review..), it'll be far behind..
 
It looks like its smiling..
 
Surely for $35k+ (since it only "starts" at that), people would be more inclined to buy a Lancer Evo or a Impreza STi. And not only that, this 1-coupe is also frickin ugly as heck. I can't see anyone in their right mind that would choose a 135i over a Evo X GSR/MR.
 
Surely for $35k+ (since it only "starts" at that), people would be more inclined to buy a Lancer Evo or a Impreza STi. And not only that, this 1-coupe is also frickin ugly as heck. I can't see anyone in their right mind that would choose a 135i over a Evo X GSR/MR.

I wouldn't say it would make more people inclined to buy an EVO or an STi. I wouldn't really consider the car so much of a competitor, but I think the biggest point is that the 135 is a new competitor to the segment. Overall, I'm predicting that we won't see very many on the road, definitely not enough to upset the current balance in the segment.
 
I wouldn't say it would make more people inclined to buy an EVO or an STi. I wouldn't really consider the car so much of a competitor, but I think the biggest point is that the 135 is a new competitor to the segment. Overall, I'm predicting that we won't see very many on the road, definitely not enough to upset the current balance in the segment.
Yes I agree with you. Like you said, I don't think we'll see very many on the road.

I think the main issue with this 1-coupe is the ugly looking proportions. 👎
 
I think the main issue with this 1-coupe is the ugly looking proportions. 👎

I think you have the right idea for sane people. But looks are subjective, and a lot of people will buy a car that is indisputably ugly. Price will be the reason those poor folks will be turned down. So what little cars do sell will probably wind up in quite wealthy areas, probably driven by teenagers.
 
so is this price official ?
 
if it won't have proper differential and electronic safety things that won't go GA GA after first attempt of sporty driving on twisties ( like 130i in top gear's review..), it'll be far behind..

You mean the electronic safety things that can be completely disabled at the press of a button in every BMW? :rolleyes:


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You mean the electronic safety things that can be completely disabled at the press of a button in every BMW? :rolleyes:


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and to add to that , the 135i gets a DSC thats can handle sporty driving
 
Well let's not forget that killing the electronic aids on a car are not always as easy as the posers would like (not that top gear is full of posers or anything but...)

Look at the "Kakeyoro"... They showed how to remove the aids on a Lexus IS and it wasn't as simple as pressing the button.
Even though pressing the button gave the impression of killing the aids there was actually a hidden procedure necessary for removing the electronic aids.
This was also addressed in relation to Mazdas and their 6 second rule.

I get the feeling that Top Gear might not have properly killed the aids on the 130i and in turn felt like it wasn't pure (or however they would have said it).

Point is, I'm sure a company like BMW would provide a way to kill the aids even if it wasn't as obvious as what M-spec just mentioned.
 
The procedure in non-M series BMWs with DSC: press and hold DTC (DSC on older cars) button for 3 seconds.



The procedure in M series BMWs with DSC: press the DSC OFF (DSC on older cars) button.



That's it.

And off really means off. It doesn't simply raise the limits and it won't come back on if you trigger the ABS. It's OFF.

The only exception to this is the US-market-only 2007 M5 6 speed manual, which disallows the driver to disable DSC from the factory. I understand from the M5board that a recent software update (available from dealers) now allows these cars to fully disable DSC.


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The only exception to this is the US-market-only 2007 M5 6 speed manual, which disallows the driver to disable DSC from the factory. I understand from the M5board that a recent software update (available from dealers) now allows these cars to fully disable DSC.
Really? Cool, so now they're worthwhile cars. I wonder what the actual risks of drivetrain failure are.
 
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