Bob For Sale

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Frankly, I've had it with him.. :dunce:

He never listens to what i say.. :dopey:
It's clear his mind wanders because he can be leading the pack by half a lap, and still get caught :crazy:

I've spent fortunes on the car and still this muppet continues to loose :mad:

I've heard all the excuses:

  • "I forgot my red gloves"
  • "I couldn't see through my plastic opaque aeroscreen"
  • "A GT3RS was holding me up for 1/2 the lap"
  • "My stickers started flapping and put me off"
  • "I was being courteous to the newbies"
  • "I was going sideways and looking cool"
  • "Got a coke can stuck under the throttle pedal"
  • "I had to wait for Sabine so she could follow my lines"
  • "It's a Scoob"
  • "I set my back wing too high"
  • "I set my front splitter too low"
  • "It's a diesel"
  • "My circuit guide is out of date"
  • "I was constantly attempting to slide the sucker"
  • "There was tree sap on the track"
  • "There was a VW bus on the track"
  • "The GPS got confused"
  • "They moved the finish line"
  • "The seats are so high, and the steering wheel so strangely positioned that I wasn't comfortable"
  • "It doesn't have a limited slip diff as standard"
  • "I didn't want to frighten the passenger"
  • " I had the wrong music on the stereo"
  • "I had a fishtank on my passenger seat"
  • "MTV pimped my ride"
  • "My car wouldn't let me go faster due to the safety gadgets slowing me down"
  • "My winglets cancelled out my vortex generators"
  • "I had a loose tire valve"
  • "My feet were cold"
  • "I left the aircon switched on"
  • "The drag from my bonnet pins unbalanced my aero"
  • "I had to brake to avoid a ferret on track and this ruined the whole of the race"
  • "some guy on the radio kept talking and distracting me every time we came up to a braking point"
  • "You told me it was flat through there..."
  • "The throttle pedal fell off"

and that last race.. "I didn't push it all the way, I don't want to get a speeding ticket" ... 🤬


Personally, I suspect his head gaskets leaking.. :banghead:

Do any you others get excuses?

seriously any reasonable offer will be considered..
 
I'm sure I've got a Datsun Sunny but it'll break my heart to get rid of it. Could you sweeten the deal?
 
I can't find the adjustable seat hight for the vertically challenged in the tuning shop.. I'll have to pass but thanks..
 
Jkersh
Honestly man, Nothing beats a FULLY TUNED CHROME Midget II.

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Aye, I missed your offer when I replied.

But how can he shift, or indeed do anything, if he's made of/coated in chrome?
 
I suspect the chrome will prevent the radio communications getting to him.

Not that i'm disrespecting his abilities! he's obviously bright
And I'm sure his driving talents would shine through at some point. But I'd be concerned that he might dull over time..
 
Well his armor is made out of 4130 so he is very lightweight making him THAT much faster in a race. **** he won Le Mans 24 in 17 hrs!
 
My bob decided to keep drifting in a rally car even though I told him to pace down.
 
My driver was complaining and said he'd rather drive the Mercedes 190 than the Viper ACR because Martin Brundle told him it was the best rear-drive chassis in the world.:dopey:
 
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