ABC
"All-American Girl,"
What the hell was that?
"Are You Hot?,"
No, and few of the contestants were even close.
"Dinotopia,"
Conandoyle, Verne stories aren't going to sell, notice the Lost World and the Secret Adventures of Jules Verne come on a 3 in the morning.
"Lost at Home,"
What?
"MDs,"
Huh?
"Miracles,"
More to my liking, but paranormal shows don't get enough interest.
"Push, Nevada,"
What was the show about? Some overly long murder mystery? I think there was a prize offered in this.
"Regular Joe,"
What?
"That Was Then,"
Huh?
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
Too bad.
"Veritas: The Quest"
Sci fi/fantasy? Hadn't a prayer.
And although it hasn't been officially cancelled, "The Drew Carey Show" doesn't have a place on the fall schedule. So cherish the original episodes that will air this summer, they appear to be the last ones we're going to see for awhile.
Nothing against the show in general, but the song and dance numbers should end.
CBS
"The Agency,"
Saturation.
"Bram and Alice,"
Who?
"My Big Fat Greek Life,"
Can't say it was dumb to try.
"Presidio Med,"
More saturation.
"Queens Supreme,"
Que?
"Robbery Homicide Division"
I thought this was dead. Beat that horse, why don't you?
"Touched by an Angel"
Lawsuit pending. Har, har, har. Anyway, too mushy for me.
Also missing from the schedule: veteran comedy "Becker." CBS says there's still a chance the Ted Danson series could return for a sixth season, but it doesn't sound optimistic.
Who cares?
FOX
"30 Seconds to Fame,"
What?
"Andy Richter Controls the Universe,"
Delayed so much anyone could have seen it.
"Fastlane,"
Never interested me much.
"Firefly,"
Probably as or more annoying than Starship Troopers.
"Futurama,"
Damn.
"girls club,"
What?
"John Doe,"
I knew this wouldn't last, just like a knew the Fugitive with Tim Daly was doomed.
"Married by America,"
Dishonest dopes vying for getting laid with someone more compatible the slumped over bar patrons.
"Meet the Marks,"
The what?
"Mr. Personality"
Never saw it. Not that bad of a concept. I am curious. Was the woman happy or not by what she saw?
"The Pitts"
?
NBC
"A.U.S.A."
?
"Hidden Hills,"
?
"In-Laws,"
?
"Kingpin,"
Not much interest in the life and "struggles" of thugs.
"Just Shoot Me,"
Don't care.
"Mister Sterling,"
Oh, the honest politician. Naturally, he would be a liberal democrat. Only they are good.
"Providence"
Good.
"Watching Ellie"
Ha, ha, ha! the Seinfeld curse lives on!.
UPN
"Abby,"
?
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer,"
Became too corny.
"Haunted,"
No chance.
"Platinum"
Don't care.
"The Twilight Zone"
No chance. Fantasy stories just don't make it. Only family based comedies ever have a real chance.
The conclusion, we as Americans have the taste and sophistication of flies. We suck and should feel ashamed. And that's the truth.
WB
"Birds of Prey,"
Dumbest idea in a while.
"Black Sash,"
As dumb.
"Dawson's Creek,"
15 year old whiners? Let's keep it.
"Do Over,"
Do what?
"Family Affair,"
Don't care.
"Greetings from Tucson,"
Still don't care.
"Off Centre"
What?
"Sabrina, the Teenage Witch"
