This is good analysis, but it depends highly upon the surface area - meaning that we need a good definition of the size of the magical block of water that stays glued to itself until impact.
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There is an optimization problem here, surface area vs. weight, at which we can find the maximum impulse delivered by the water block.
...it doesn't depend on surface area as much as you think.
The lowest C
D you'll get for a rectangular prism moving through a fluid is 1.05 (when b = h). Since we're keeping the thickness of the sheet constant at 3" the weight basically becomes a function of surface area, or b^2 as the case will be.
So, for a water density of 998 kg/m3, t = 3" = 7.62cm, and g = 9.81m/s^2:
m = t(b^2) x 998
W = mg
Then, in the formula: Terminal velocity = (2W/C
DA
p)^0.5
the b^2's will cancel, leaving
Terminal velocity = (2(0.0762)(9.81)(998)/
(1.05)(1.2))^0.5
Terminal velocity = 34.412 m/s
(note, this is less than the previous velocity because I used rounded values in the previous calculation)
That is, for a fixed thickness, and constant air and water density, the only optimization you have to make is to take a square profile, the physical dimensions of the square sheet do not seem to affect the terminal velocity, but will affect how quickly the body of water will accelerate due to gravity against the drag.
What you're suggesting Dan is more of a fall height vs A optimization.... take the highest possible fall height and adjust A so that terminal velocity is attained just prior to impact.
I suppose in your suggestion you would have to look at the effects of the compressibility of air under the sheet but that is well beyond the scope of this thread. I haven't done the math there, but I
think the sheet would be so large before this became a factor that the majority of the sheet would miss the targetted human anyways. I'm assuming the sheet is small enough that the compressibility of air is negligible.
As a side note, water can be thrown at you fast enough to kill you. Some water is used for cutting materials, and so it could probably be used to cut you in vital places as well. But this water isn't just falling, it's shot out very fast and in a focused stream. That's much different than water naturally falling through the air.
ahh, water jets are cool 👍