Okay, lemme try this.
Mike Rotch
1. Scintillate, Scintillate, asteroid exiguous.
Twinkle, twinlke, little star.
2. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
Birds of a feather flock together.
3. Surveillance should precede salutations
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4. Pulchritude poses possesses solely coetaneous profundity
Beauty is only skin deep. (but ugly goes right to the bone
) (I think it should be cutaneous, not coetaneous.)
5. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.
Don't cry over spilt milk.
6. Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
Cleanliness is next to godliness ? (Rectitude doesn't seem to have anything to with God but I can't think of anything else.)
7. The stylus is more potent then the claymore.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
8. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
9. Eschew the implement of correction of vitiate the scion.
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10. The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled saucepan does not does reach 212 F'.
A watched pot never boils.
11. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
All that glitters is not gold.
12. Where there are visible vapors in ignited carbonaceous material, there is conflagration.
Wherever there's smoke, there's fire.
13. Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted
Beggars can't be choosers.
14. A plethora of individual with expertise in culinary techniques vitiate the potable concoctions produced by steeping certain comestibles.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
15. Eleemosynary deeds have their insipience intramurally.
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16. Male cadavers are incapable of yielding any testimony.
Dead men don't tell tales.
17. Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting petrous projectiles.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
18. Neophyte's serendipity.
Beginner's luck ?
19. Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hadonisita diversion renders John a habatudinous fellow.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
20. A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congaries of a small, green bryophitic plant.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
21. A person presenting the ultimate cachination possess thereby the optimal cachination.
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22. Abstention from any aleatory undertakings precludes a potent potential escalation of lucrative nature.
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23. Missiles of ligneous or petrous consistency have the potential of racturing my osseous structures but appellations will eternally name innocuous.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt.
KM.
