Caption Game

[Danny]

Ok, short and sweet.
Based on an idea brought up by cm108kph
Someone puts a picture up, and y'all make funny captions. Got it?Good.

First one:

 

[toyomatt84]

Oooo!!! I love this game. Should be some funny ones, can't wait to hear some from Rumple, he'll have some great ones.


Mine:
"Me luva me Vipa!" (I know it's not a viper, but she doesn't.)

 

[Danny]

 

[mr_pushrod]

'Honda's first attempt at a muscle car fails to hit the spot.'

 

[toyomatt84]

Great idea ultrabeat, already we got a winner.

 

[Danny]

It was cm108kph's idea really, but what the hey!
Nice one mr_pushrod.

 

[miata13B]

"All show. . . No go. . . Makes you one slow bro!"

 

[Duke]

Tokyo, Japan - AP Newswire -
Following genetic engineering experiments aimed at producing smaller fruits, vegtables and livestock for market in this densely urbanized country, Japanese scientists unveiled their latest compact creation at a recent industry expo. Promising "70% of the performance in only 30% of the parking space", this genetically-altered Viper is ideal for cruising narrow Japanese streets and picking up tiny Japanese women. It is expected to sell next year for approximately 10,000,000,000 yen.

 

[Danny]

lol good one. I think pushrod wins, so it's his go.

 

[mr_pushrod]

Lol, got to love Neon Duke's. Ok here is mine:

 

[Danny]

Sorry mate, I didn't see you.
or
New Hummer bodywork gets out of hand.

 

[miata13B]

Riceboy thought he could take on the world, but a Hummer quickly ended his ego problem

 

[Ethix101]

Bling...Bling...Crunch!




-Mark

 

[Duke]

"I'm telling you, just cutting a coil off the springs would be easier!"

 

[emad]

Police Report:
It seems we have another Chicken incident involving a female driver with an SUV too large for her own good and a ricer...

 

[Takumi Fujiwara]

Bill was worried when no one could find a jack tall enough to lift his Hummer. But, then, he got an idea......

 

[WELZ2002]

Iraqi's drive civics??

 

[miata13B]

Originally posted by WELZ2002
Iraqi's drive civics??

that gets my vote

 

[///M-Spec]

Originally posted by mr_pushrod
Lol, got to love Neon Duke's. Ok here is mine:

Daryl shows off to his buddies by reenacting the 18-wheeler scene from 2Fast, 2Furious.


///M-Spec

 

[mr_pushrod]

Welz is in the lead, lol.

 

[MazKid]

My caption:
"We didn't find weapons of mass destuction ontop of this Civic, but we did get another Ricer off the streets"
or
"When he said that he could crush my Civic, I thought he was gonna race me..."

 

[Joey D]

The military does there part in ridding the world of Ricers and honda owners a like.

 

[toyomatt84]

I have a bunch:

Parking for the blind.
Hummer:1 Civic:0
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

 

[Duke]

How about:

"What's the answer to life, the universe, and ridding the streets of fart-canned Civics?"

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

I've always been wondering what's underneath there.

 

[///M-Spec]

You'll have to look at this one with a little "The Far Side" humor.

"Lonely and confused, Herbert the Humvee goes looking for love in all the wrong places."


///M-Spec

 

[miata13B]

Another reason why they should have a his lane and a her lane. . .

 

[Rue]

"Manafacturers of new Hummer reveal revolutionary suspension testing methods."