Tokyo, Japan - AP Newswire -
Following genetic engineering experiments aimed at producing smaller fruits, vegtables and livestock for market in this densely urbanized country, Japanese scientists unveiled their latest compact creation at a recent industry expo. Promising "70% of the performance in only 30% of the parking space", this genetically-altered Viper is ideal for cruising narrow Japanese streets and picking up tiny Japanese women. It is expected to sell next year for approximately 10,000,000,000 yen.
My caption:
"We didn't find weapons of mass destuction ontop of this Civic, but we did get another Ricer off the streets"
or
"When he said that he could crush my Civic, I thought he was gonna race me..."