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Oh ****e, I just crapped my pants.
 
If so, that post is going on Top Gear.
Hehe.

No, of course im not the REAL clarkson. He always complains about nerds and the "interwebs" as he calls it. Doubt he even has time to post in a gaming forum. :)
 
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Lady: "Hello Aviva? I'd like you to 'Quote Me Happy' for my car insurance, please..."

Aviva: "Why certainly! What kind of car do you have?"

Lady: "Erm..."

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Lady: "Hi Honey? what's the starting sequence for the car again?"

Husband: "Sing Tralala 3 times, then put your index finger on your forehead."

Lady: "Tralala, tralala, tralala......"

Lady: "....Asshole...."

Husband: "hahahahaha!"
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People quote 70% of the images in this thread.
But the worst are those that posts images already posted by another user and not quoting it...
 
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As she calls Nissan's warranty department to see about getting her transmission repaired.

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As she finds out that she voided her warranty by using the Launch Control system the car came from the factory with.
 
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Bump drafting goes too far.

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After about the twelfth round of sporadic "I'm okays," "that'll buff outs" and "I can still make its," the team just stopped listening to Bob and told him to pull out.
 
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