Caption This!

[Niku Driver HC]

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Boy, there sure are a lot of Shelby crash pictures, or is it just me?

Anyway: "Carroll, is that you (stares at the sky)?"
"Yes, it is me, my son. I'm very disapointed with you, I thought you would carry my legacy to the top of the world. Right now, you're burying it six feet under..."

 

[ARC74]

Yeah, I've kind of overdone the Shelby. ( the two races with incidents yielded a plethora of pictures.)
Your captions are entertaining though

 

[Bram]

 

[ProjectWHaT]

Stereotypical vampire voice (not Twilight stereotypical): "Spooooooooooooooky!!!"

 

[Dagger311]

Where'd the car go? All that's left are these lights?

 

[The Stig Farmer]

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"An apex predator, the Vision GT uses bioluminescence to attract unwitting Civics into its gaping mouth as it stalks through the perpetual darkness."

Going full Attenborough

 

[Niku Driver HC]

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(Spooky evil boss voice) "Yes, join us on the dark side of Mercedes... You won't find any French diesel engines here... Just your grave! Muhahahaaaa!"

 

[Bram]

(Spooky evil boss voice) "Yes, join us on the dark side of Mercedes... You won't find any French diesel engines here... Just your grave! Muhahahaaaa!"

I laughed so hard to this

 

[J. Clarkson]

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Vision GT Black Edition isn't quite what we were expecting.

 

[kaede]

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[Flex0r]

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New Mercedes bumper cars.

 

[Niku Driver HC]

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"Gran Turismo: The Real Flamethrower Simulator."

 

[Azure Flare]

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I don't have a caption, but that is a really good picture. 👍

Ludicrous speed! GO!

 

[lbpomg95]

Who told him he was playing Midnight Club?!

 

[J. Clarkson]

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[NoobMan DS]

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*sometime in the 1960s, an engineer storms into Enzo Ferrari's office, carrying the photograph with him

"Commendatore, Mr. Shelby and his friends have invented yet another devious aerodynamic trick to destroy us! We will have to rebuild the car again!"

 

[J. Clarkson]

Ludicrous speed! GO!

The radar sir, it appears to be.....Jammed

 

[Bram]

 

[jtqmopar]

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"Red Leader, this is Green 2, preparing for takeoff!"

 

[J. Clarkson]

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Mercy always had a rough childhood, since he was born in the wrong body. All he ever wanted to be, was a motorcycle.

 

[Niku Driver HC]

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In the pitlane:

"Ross, I know you want to bring back Brawn GP and all, but I don't think this is going to work..."

"Why, because it's a Mercedes?"

"No, because it won't fit the rules."

 

[ARC74]

(Last Shelby crash photo, I swear)
"Oh my god, they just killed Shelby... you bastards!"

 

[Niku Driver HC]

(Last Shelby crash photo, I swear)
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You're sure? Anyway:

"A blue car on its roof? Hey, it's just like that day when Bailey and Hoy crashed at Silverstone in 1993!" (I bet almost no one will get this reference.)

Or:

"Damm, if I had crashed at the tunnel, I would be able used the aerodynamics to ride upside down and regain positions...

 

[Bram]

(Last Shelby crash photo, I swear)
"Oh my god, they just killed Shelby... you bastards!"
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"Err... Guys? Hello? Can anybody flip me up? Please?"

 

[ProjectWHaT]

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If it wasn't for the wing's added downforce, it would be floating

 

[jtqmopar]

(Last Shelby crash photo, I swear)
"Oh my god, they just killed Shelby... you bastards!"
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[peforator]

 

[jtqmopar]

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*Steve Irwin voice*
The wild VGT displays its markings, commonly used to deter predators.... Let's poke it with a stick!

 

[tony3xchamp12]

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I think we made a wrong turn...

 

[ProjectWHaT]

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The Mercedes VGT is trying to be a CLK-GTR LMP