Caption This

[Sage]

Inspired (or stolen) by Eric Meyer, I’d like you to caption this flattering picture of two of our nation’s prominent leaders:

(And if you don’t know who they are, then you shouldn’t participate.)

 

[Danoff]

PBJ: Nice rank Nacy!
Nancy: mmmmIIIII am Thoron from planet Volteck. I am now your master!!


...ok... not so great. But it gets the ball rolling with a nice low standard for everyone else. I mean, if it had been really funny, just look at what I did to the formula 1 picture caption game to see how it would have devastated this thread.

 

[TB]

Hey, you're from California and I'm from Texas. There, like, next to each other. We're neighbors!

 

[Der Alta]

"My wife does the botox too."

"Botox? I'm doing the E"

 

[Sage]

^----- Good one!

 

[SRV2LOW4ME]

Bush: "Is that your finger in my..."
Nancy: "Cootchie-Cootchie-Coo!"

 

[Dave A]

Bush: There's something in your teeth.

 

[Evolution.]

Before anyone else does..

Nancy: Imma' Chargin' Ma Lazorz!!

Bush: How Do I Shoop Woop?

 

[UnoMOTO]

Don't cha know Nancy...everythings bigger in Texas!

Oh George!...And they said you had nothing in common with Mr. Clinton.

 

[Der Alta]

Nancy: Stop trying to look down my shirt.

 

[MistaX]

Bush: I swear I've seen you on the internets.
Nancy: ...

 

[Touring Mars]

NP: "Have you thought of a decent exit strategy yet, George?"
GWB: "Yeh, the door is to your right..."

 

[Speedy Samurai]

Bush: I pledge allegiance..
Nancy:<giggling>
Bush: .. to the..
Nancy: <chortle>
Bush: ...flag, and to..
Nancy: Pffffffft. Hahaha!
Bush: Haha, cut it out haha.. I'm trying to..
Nancy: I'm sorry, I'm sorry..<snicker>

 

[Omnis]

"Bow down to a true pimp, bitch."

 

[Kuken]

George - Want to play with my sausage later on?
Nancy - Ohh, George *tihi*

 

[Lee]

Bush - "Lower... Lower... Lower..."

 

[Midnight Runner]

Bush: Say Mr. Beefy,say Mr. Beefy. Come on say it.
Nancy: Yes Mr Beefy.
Bush: And I love you.

 

[OZZYGT]

Bush: I swear I've seen you on the internets.
Nancy: ...

That cracked me up.




Ciao!

 

[Solid Lifters]

NP - "George W, is that your fingers crossed behind your back as you say the 'Pledge of Allegiance'?"

GW -"Heh-heh-heh, guilty! Since I've had my fingers crossed this entire time, I don't have to mean what I pledge!"

 

[opendriver]

GWB- So, nacy, I herd you liek mudkips


Nacy- Yeah, I doo

 

[WallRunner]

GWB: Nancy, don't smile like that, it'll get this picture all over GTP.

From,
Chris.

 

[ND4SPD]

GWB: Daaaaaaaamn!
Nancy:Hehe

 

[somebody]

GWB (to self): I hope I can keep a straight face.
Nancy (to self): I hope I can keep my face on.

 

[Midnight Runner]

Dubya: I'm G.W. Bush,Leader Of the Free World.
Nancy: Whatever!
Nancy and Dubya(singing): " 'Cuz this is MY United States of Whatever...."

 

[MisterWeary]

George: "Oh...that was rank Nancy!"

 

[shabba]

Nancy. "Whoo Georgie boy! Was that your State of the Union address or the Green Thai chilli you had last night?"

George W.: "Your guess is as good as mine. They all sound the same to me."

Nancy.: "It wasn't... the sound... I was talking about..." :faints:

OR:

Nancy (through gritted teeth): "George, if you touch my heinie one more time I'm going to do a Lorena Bobbit on you."

George: "I love it when you talk dirty..."