Cockatoo & Cat

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There is a small island with a river straight up the center. On one side of the island is paradise and on the other side is a cockatoo and a cat. That cat goes to the cockatoo "I'll give you $50 if you get to paradise without getting wet." So the cockatoo just gets up and flys over to paradise. The cockatoo then yells to the cat "now you try." So the cat gets a big run up and trys to jump over the river. He gets about half way and just falls straight in.

Moral of the story?

Wherever there is a happy c*ck there is a wet pu$$y.
 
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