We might have lost Myles Brand, but I'm sure even he can be proud of all the football action that takes place on Saturdays. So let's lace 'em up and tackle the college football nation!
--- Division FBS Scores ---
Source:
http://www.ncaa.com/teams/m-footbl/scoreboards/all/all-d-fbs-scoreboard-week-09-14-2009.html
Gainesville, Florida - Lane Kiffin Needs His Players to Back up Kiffin's Words
* Tennessee {Volunteers} at #1 Florida --- GAME OF THE WEEK ---
The SEC on CBS makes its 2009 debut. It's the Third Saturday in September, meaning only one thing- Tennessee and Florida are ready to settle their differences yet again. The Tennessee Volunteers have done very little to convince anyone. Maybe a win at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium would help silence naysayers. But, the Gators don't take too kindly to loudmouths who wear orange and white. Verne Lundquist and Gary Danielson had the call for this game. It was a beautiful day in Gainesville, Florida with mostly clear skies. However, it wasn't a beautiful day for Kiffin as his boys couldn't back up the noise he was talking.
Tennessee - 13
#1 FLORIDA - 23
Austin, Texas - Longhorns Waited Ten Months for a Rematch
* Texas Tech {Red Raiders} at #2 Texas {Longhorns}
"You are looking live at D.K.R. Memorial Stadium in Austin, Texas!" as Brent Musburger would say. The Longhorns are sick and tired of ESPN playing and overplaying the highlights of Michael Crabtree's late touchdown reception that would stun (then) #1 Texas. So what happens when you get sick of ESPN rubbing it in by making love to the same sports highlight, you want to beat somebody's asses on the football field. These two rivals would play in central Texas. There may be exceptional drought in south and central Texas, but DKR Memorial Stadium has no problem flooding the stadium with burnt orange and white. The Red Raiders want to give Texas an encore.
Didn't happen.
Minneapolis, Minnesota - Golden Gopher Fans at TCF Bank Stadium is Banking on an Upset
* #8 California {Golden Bears} at Minnesota {Golden Gophers}
I was so happy because I finally got to see what this stadium was like on television. It is such a beautiful stadium, including the fact that I love urban settings. Nothing lovelier than being able to see downtown. I'm sure even people in the high-rises in downtown Minneapolis had telescopes to see the game live from the top floors. That's especially if they want the Golden Gophers to get a golden win over California. The Golden Bears left the Bay Area to play with some rodents with a goofy mascot.
The Golden Bears won this game, but they were in for a fight. (35-21; #8 California)
SIDE NOTES:
TCF Bank Stadium will feature a few more big-name teams in a few years. They'll host teams like USCal and Texas in the coming years. Speaking of USCal...
Seattle, Washington - Huskies Hungry for Trojan Meat
* #3 USCal {Trojans} at Washington {Huskies}
Let's pay a virtual visit to Husky Stadium in Seattle. The setting is so beautiful- lots of trees, being around water, and lest we forget the fans packing the stands. The 2009 Washington Huskies are far from their 1990 team, which shared the National Championship with the University of Miami. National Champions and the University of Southern California go hand-in-hand. Matt Barkley will not start, giving way to Aaron Corp. The Trojans are going to try to make due with Corp in downing the Huskies. The Emerald State wants a golden win. Time to see if they got it.
Purple and gold rocked the cardinal and gold's world. Washington got their biggest win of all in a while. They've lost 15(?) straight, now have won 2 straight (16-13; WASHINGTON)
Blacksburg, Virginia - Nebraska Faces Their Toughest Test of the Season
* #19 Nebraska {Cornhuskers} at #13 Virginia Tech {Cornhuskers}
This was one of three ABC matches slated for 3:30 PM EDT. Get ready for a big test for Nebraska as the Cornhuskers try to represent the only Nebraska football school in Division 1 (because Creighton doesn't have football). The Hokie Nation will come alive as Virginia Tech hosts some boys from Lincoln, Nebraska.
Late heroics by Virginia Tech gave VT an epic win against the Cornhuskers. Even Sean
McDonough(?) had an epic voice in saying "TOUCHDOWN!" as VT won. (16-15; #13 VIRGINIA TECH)
Akron, Ohio - Zips Open New Digs, Seeking a Rare Win vs. a Big Ten Team
* Indiana {Hoosiers} at Akron {Zips}
The late Myles Brand was president of Indiana University prior to being the head cheese of the NCAA. The Hoosiers don't want to fall victim to Akron.
Akron's Zips didn't have what it took to beat the Indiana Hoosiers. They'd lose even if this game was played at the Rubber Bowl instead of their new stadium. (38-21; Indiana)
Baton Rouge, Louisiana - Tigers Seek Dinner
* Louisiana-Lafayette {Ragin' Cajuns} at #9 LSU {Tigers}
Let's talk about Baton Rouge! The cry of "Geaux Tigers" fills the night air in Baton Rouge when the LSU Tigers seek dinner. The Ragin' Cajuns of Louisiana-Lafayette will do everything they can to try to stop the LSU onslaught.
A single field goal isn't enough to beat LSU, as Lousiana-Lafayette sadly learned (31-3; #9 LOUISIANA STATE)
Lexington, Kentucky - Red vs. Bluegrass for State Pride
* Louisville {Cardinals} at Kentucky {Wildcats}
The game
FoolKiller cares most about each season in every sport will be played out at Commonwealth Stadium. Unless you consider Western Kentucky as the power of the Bluegrass State, then this game is of little significance to you. Until WKU can learn to win in FBS, the Kentucky Wildcats are proving great in football apart from their men's basketball team. Louisville hasn't been all that good in men's basketball lately and even in football, but the Cardinals can still play to win.
Kentucky beats Louisville in a shootout. (31-27; KENTUCKY)
West Lafayette, Indiana - Boilermakers Meet Some Ravenous Monsters from a Place Other Than Ann Arbor
* Northern Illinois {Huskies} at Purdue {Boilermakers}
The Boilermakers got derailed by the Huskies of Northern Illinois University. (28-21; Northern Illinois)
Lawrence, Kansas - Basketball Powers Prove Their Dominance in Football
* Duke {Blue Devils} at #22 Kansas {Jayhawks}
This would be a barnburner at Allen Fieldhouse. But... this is a contest of two teams that would normally get beaten by almost anybody. That was then... this is now. The Jayhawks know what it takes to win on the football field. They finally figured it out the past few years. It's too bad the Duke Blue Devils are such masochists that they don't mind getting their heads pounded in by some other team.
Kansas fulfilled the Duke football team's masochistic pleasures by allowing themselves to be pounded into the ground on this day. (44-16; #22 KANSAS)
Ann Arbor, Michigan - Wolverines Face Michigan's Worst Division 1 Team
* Eastern Michigan {Eagles} at #25 Michigan {Wolverines}
I can't hate too much on EMU because a wonderful professor whom I've been a student of is an EMU grad. Still, the Eagles are pretty bad. They're the worst Division 1 football team because there aren't any FCS schools in Michigan. Either unless Grand Valley State joins FCS... or if schools like Oakland or Detroit-Mercy start up football, Eastern Michigan is the worst Michigan team in Division 1. Michigan, however, is the very best football team in Division 1. Forcier will want to force the issue, leading his Wolverines in grounding the Eagles.
EMU's Eagles didn't fly high enough to tame Michigan's beastly Wolverines. Let's just say they didn't have a good landing[/U]. (45-17; #25 MICHIGAN)
College Park, Maryland - Weak Maryland Tries to Rise Up from Mediocrity
* Middle Tennessee State {Blue Raiders} at Maryland {Terrapins}
Terrapins, or terrible-pins? There's nothing to fear when Terrapins football has been lethargic. MTSU wants in on the Maryland-bashing fun. Did they deliver?
Middle Tennessee State puts Maryland into further trouble. They lost by only one, but they still lost. I wouldn't be surprised if somebody gets fired at Maryland for the pathetic season they've had. (32-31; Middle Tennessee State)
Boulder, Colorado - Cowboys Ready to Duel in Colorado
* Wyoming {Cowboys} at Colorado {Buffaloes}
So here's the rundown for the Colorado Buffaloes. They can't beat Colorado State and get whacked at Toledo. Maybe the Buffaloes can take down that team from the other state shaped like a box. That would by Wyoming.
The Cowboys got throttled by Colorado as they were fading from Colorado's rear view mirror. (24-0; COLORADO)
State pride on the line in Utah. Let's check in on Utah's three FBS schools.
Utah Pack
Eugene, Oregon - Utah Seeks to Make Oregon's Ugly Choice of Uniforms Beautiful Again
* #18 Utah {Utes} at Oregon {Ducks}
Maybe "ugly duckling" originated in Eugene, Oregon as FBS's fashionistas hit the gridiron. The Ducks boast some of the ugliest uniforms any team can sport. Sometimes when trying something different doesn't work, there's always a pair of simple colors. You know, like the scarlet and white worn by the Utah Utes. Only thing ugly about this game was the uglier team beating the beautiful team in an upset. Remember- ugly teams need lovin' too! (31-24; OREGON)
Provo, Utah - BYU Could Have Inside Track on a BCS Bowl With a Win
* Florida State {Seminoles} at #7 BYU {Cougars}
I thought all along that this game would be played in the state of Florida. But no, it's at BYU. The Provo boys want to prove themselves as the superior team in the state of Utah. Since Utah lost, they have a chance to show they're the best in the state of Utah. Oh, but wait! The Seminoles from Tallahasee, Florida think otherwise. This was ugly. BYU beat Oklahoma in a thriller, but lose to Florida State in a not-even-close thrashing. (54-28; Florida State)
College Station, Texas - Gig 'em Aggies... But WHICH Aggies?
* Utah State {Aggies} at Texas A&M {Aggies}
Call it the Aggie Bowl, and call Texas A&M the winners in a surprisingly close game[/I]. (38-30; TEXAS A&M)
-end of Utah Pack
Bowling Green, Kentucky - Transitioning WKU Meets an Old FCS Buddy
* Central Arkansas {Bearcats} at Western Kentucky {Hilltoppers}
When moving up from one division, you have to play like you are miles beyond your opposition in lower divisions. Western Kentucky clearly wasn't ready for this game as the Hilltoppers got topped mercifully by the Central Arkansas Bearcats from Conway, Arkansas. (28-7; Central Arkansas)
Stillwater, Oklahoma - The Cowboys Get Another Chance at Beating a Houston Team
* Rice {Owls} at #16 Oklahoma State {Cowboys}
The University of Houston stunned the Oklahoma State Cowboys at Boone-Pickens Stadium last week. Now, Oklahoma State gets Houston's rivals- Rice. The Rice Owls clearly aren't as powerful as the Houston Cougars. Being a Cougar fan myself, Oklahoma State can do whatever they want to the Rice Owls, including nearly doubling up on the lowly Rice Owls. (41-24; #16 OKLAHOMA STATE)
Syracuse, New York - Up and Comers Clash in the Dome
* Northwestern {Wildcats} at Syracuse {Orange}
What is it with Syracuse? Don't they get to enjoy life in the great outdoors? Nope... the Carrier Dome is about the home for all or most of their sports. Hell, they'd wish they had races at the Carrier Dome if ever there was an NCAA-sanctioned racing series. The Orange are ready to play, and so are Northwestern's Wildcats. Syracuse defended home ground in a close one. (37-34; SYRACUSE)
Orlando, Florida - Bulls Stampede For Gold
* Southeastern Louisiana {Lions} at UCF {Golden Knights}
If you follow a rainbow, it's rumored that there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. That is what led a bunch of curious Bulls to Orlando, Florida. They are seeking gold and landed in the Citrus Bowl. They found gold, all right- a royal court of Golden Knights! Gold was the color of the day as the Golden Knights thwarted the Bulls. (23-17; CENTRAL FLORIDA)
Fayetteville, Arkansas - Razorbacks Look to Make Bulldogs Squeal
* #23 Georgia {Bulldogs} at Arkansas {Razorbacks}
Athens, Georgia is home to the University of Georgia and the proudest bunch of Bulldogs anywhere in the nation. They're set to turn the Razorbacks into bacon to send back to Athens in doggie bags. The Bulldogs brought breakfast back to Athens for Sunday- fresh Razorback bacon! Close game, too. (52-41; #23 Georgia)
Las Vegas, Nevada - Rebels Wild in Sin City!
* Hawaii {[Rainbow] Warriors} at UNLV {Rebels}
Finally, the FBS portion ends in Las Vegas, Nevada. It's a city my brother and mother have visited several times, but I have yet to. Make your picks at the roulette wheel. Do you think the Hawaii Warriors will win, or do you think the UNLV Rebels will hit the jackpot? You're a winner because the roulette ball landed on UNLV winning this game. (34-33; NEVADA-LAS VEGAS)
Beatdowns! Come and get your beatdowns! Feel free to play some trashy rock music as these teams all got beat pretty bad.
* #11 Ohio State at Toledo (38-0; #11 Ohio State)
* North Texas at #4 Alabama (53-7; #4 ALABAMA)
* Furman at Missouri (52-12; MISSOURI)
* Alcorn State at Central Michigan (48-0; CENTRAL MICHIGAN)
* Tulsa at #12 Oklahoma (45-0; #12 OKLAHOMA)
* Southeastern Louisiana at #5 Mississippi (52-6; #5 MISSISSIPPI)
--- Division FCS Scores ---
Source: http://www.ncaa.com/teams/m-footbl/scoreboards/all/all-d-fcs-scoreboard-week-09-14-2009.html
I'm going to start using the NCAA's homepage for FCS scores. This gives me a better chance of knowing who's ranked and who isn't. So here are some winners and losers from the Saturday in FCS.
* Hofstra at #1 Richmond (47-0; #1 RICHMOND)
* #25 Harvard at Holy Cross (27-20; HOLY CROSS)
* #19 Maine at Albany (20-16; ALBANY
* St. Francis at #4 Northern Iowa (30-0; #4 NORTHERN IOWA)
* #24 Liberty at Lafayette (19-13; #24 Liberty)
* Virginia Military Institute at James Madson (44-16; #6 JAMES MADISON)
* #2 Villanova at Pennsylvania (14-3; #2 Villanova)
* Indiana State at #21 South Dakota State (41-0; #21 SOUTH DAKOTA STATE)
Savannah State at #10 McNeese State (56-0; #10 McNEESE STATE)
* Delaware State at Delaware (27-17; DELAWARE)
* Youngstown State at Northeastern (38-21; Youngstown State)
* Old Dominion at Jacksonville (28-27; Old Dominion)
* Morehead State at North Carolina Central (13-10, OT; Morehead State)
* Winston-Salem State at Morgan State (16-10, OT; MORGAN STATE
* Murray State at Missouri State (35-10; MISSOURI STATE)
* Marist at San Diego (17-10; SAN DIEGO)
* Drake at South Dakota (51-21; SOUTH DAKOTA)
* Columbia at Fordham (40-28; Columbia)
* #5 William and Mary at Norfolk State (27-15; #5 William and Mary)
* Brown at Stony Brook (21-20; STONY BROOK)
* Campbell at Davidson (24-7; DAVIDSON)
* Texas College at Texas Southern (75-6; TEXAS SOUTHERN)
* Coastal Carolina at Towson (21-17; TOWSON)
* Tennessee State at Southern (21-17; Tennessee State)
* North Dakota at Northwestern State (27-20; North Dakota)
* Wagner at North Dakota State (59-28; NORTH DAKOTA STATE)
--- Division 2 Scores ---
Source: http://www.ncaa.com/teams/m-footbl/scoreboards/all/all-d-ii-scoreboard-week-09-14-2009.html
Get your fill of Division 2! Here is a rundown of what all happened to all the athletes that chose Division 2:
* #21 IUP at Mercyhurst (20-16; MERCYHURST
* #11 Pittsburg State at #12 Central Missouri State (23-14; #12 CENTRAL MISSOURI STATE)
* Southeastern Oklahoma State at #2 Abilene Christian (33-14; #2 ABILENE CHRISTIAN)
* #1 Grand Valley State at Ferris State (17-10; #1 Grand Valley State)
* #20 Wayne State-Nebraska at #7 Minnesota State (37-34, OT; #7 MINNESOTA STATE)
* West Georgia at #3 North Alabama (55-7; #3 NORTH ALABAMA)
* #22 Washburn at Missouri Western (37-34; MISSOURI WESTERN)
* #16 Valdosta State at Ouachita Baptist (24-14; OAUCHITA BAPTIST)
* Northwood at #23 Saginaw Valley State (32-27; #23 SAGINAW VALLEY STATE)
* North Carolina-Pembroke at Carson Newman (35-22; CARSON NEWMAN)
* Bentley at New Haven (23-15; Bentley)
* Cheyney at LIU-C.W. Post (LONG ISLAND UNIVERSITY-C.W. POST) <<< C.W. Post located in Brookville, New York
* Northern Michigan at Michigan Tech (48-16; Northern Michigan)
* Nebraska-Omaha at #6 Northwest Missouri State (37-27; #6 NORTHWEST MISSOURI STATE)
* Fort Lewis at Colorado School of Mines (38-0; COLORADO SCHOOL OF MINES)
* Colorado State-Pueblo at #15 Chadron State (28-17; Colorado State-Pueblo)
* Clark Atlanta at #17 Tuskegee (31-21; #17 TUSKEGEE)
* Azusa Pacific at #5 Central Washington (42-10; #5 CENTRAL WASHINGTON)
* Slippery Rock at Edinboro (28-24; EDINBORO)
--- Division 3 Scores ---
Source: http://www.ncaa.com/teams/m-footbl/scoreboards/all/all-d-iii-scoreboard-week-09-14-2009.html
Finally, we delve into Division 3.
* #1 Mount Union at #7 Ohio Northern (30-10; #1 Mount Union)
* #3 Mary Hardin-Baylor at Texas Lutheran (59-7; #3 Mary Hardin-Baylor)
* #5 Wesley at Delaware Valley (31-13; DELAWARE VALLEY)
* #22 Union-NY at Muhlenburg (17-7; MUHLENBERG)
* Centre at #20 DePauw (34-24; Centre)
* Beloit at #11 Monmouth-IL (58-0; #11 MONMOUTH of ILLINOIS)
* #6 St. John's-MN at #23 Concordia-MN (31-19; #6 St. John's of Minnesota) <<< SJMN home of the Johnnies
* Oberlin at #10 Cast Western Reserve (41-6; #10 CASE WESTERN RESERVE)
* Thiel College at #8 Washington and Jefferson (56-16; #8 WASHINGTON AND JEFFERSON)
* #14 Linfield at #21 Occidental (31-27; #14 Linfield)
* Kalamazoo at Manchester (48-37; Kalamazoo)
* Maritime College at Merchant Marine (28-21, OT; Maritime College)
* St. Lawrence at Alfred (38-16; ALFRED)
* Wisconsin-Eau Claire at Hope College (52-48, OT; Wisconsin-Eau Claire)
* Defiance at Trine (40-9; TRINE)
* Westminster-MO at Minne Morris (51-14; Westminster of Missouri)
* Catholic at McDaniel (21-17; McDANIEL)
* Coast Guard at Plymouth State (28-17; PLYMOUTH STATE)
* Framingham State at MIT (20-16; Framingham State)
* Utica at RPI (17-14; RENSSELAER POLYTECHNICAL INSTITUTE)
That concludes this report. Coming up next, my WINNERS AND LOSERS including a little bit of music on YouTube!