Colour affects lap times?

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Originally posted by axletramp

Firstly, I do hope I'm not colour blind as I'm a graphic designer - perhaps I shouldn't have done all those Honda brochures in blue!! :eek:

Secondly, I didn't realise there were professional GT players - how much do you earn from it? What are the healthcare plans like, or are you making that up to impress your mates? :rolleyes:

Thirdly, How else do real drivers drive without being in first person? I suppose you could be a back seat driver. :D

Finally, old man, I started playing and writing games in BASIC and HEX in 1981 when you were, mmm... 5 years old. If I choose to play a game a certain way that is not up to you. I'm open to advice and pointers from genuine players who could improve my gameplay not listen to pointless, ill-conceived rants you'd expect from a child.

What's pathetic? You tell me.
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Oooooooo Hark at her......

Ne1 noEs, u dnt Dr1ve B3h1nd ur Ka, T0ss3r.... D0nT d1ss th3 Tru3n0 br0....

:D

p.s. pretty ****ty designer though, you ever used photoshop?
 
Hurrah! Anyone else?

In those two pics posted by RallyF1 do you notice how the in-car view is losing and the bumper cam car is winning? Odd, eh?
 
Originally posted by axletramp

I'm open to advice and pointers from genuine players who could improve my gameplay
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Ok mate, ditch the Trueno and get an nice silver or white MX5.

I'm still convinced that supercooling my PS2 improves my laptimes, you should see the size of the fan I blow it with. Next job is to get an oil bath and refrigerator compressor..... blah blah blah
 
Does what view you have really matter? You'll be arguing about whether 'professional' GT Drivers sit in armchairs or on the floor next :D
 
Answers to above:

1) Yes
2) No
3) Perhaps in a pink Vitz
4) Only on Thursdays in a dress
G) Aunties Skoda
VI) No, I'm a good clean girl
A) Badger
F3 part vi) Africa.. no, Asia err...
18) Sofa
iii) The Trueno and MX5 are the only car's where I use the in-car view. For the obvious reasons... :D

Oh, and DP, I said genuine drivers not divas! :eek:

Hope this clears up any confusion. :rolleyes:
 
erm here....
 

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Nice choice of no. plate mate...
 

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Originally posted by mr_pushrod
What do all those badges say? Looks a proper rice-up lol.
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Hmm, they say "Eunos" and "Roadster". Not "Citroen" and "GSA" fortunately.

AT, your photoshop skills once again cease to amaze me. Dodgy K there matey. You might find it easier when you do yours - "T0SSER"
 
Originally posted by Danger Powers
Hmm, they say "Eunos" and "Roadster". Not "Citroen" and "GSA" fortunately.

AT, your photoshop skills once again cease to amaze me. Dodgy K there matey. You might find it easier when you do yours - "T0SSER"
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Only as dodgy as the original 'A'... :D
 
:rotfl:

My ex-wife's maiden name was Murdoch. Get it... Howlin' Mad Murdoch. I should have known then. :shakehead
 
Originally posted by axletramp
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My ex-wife's maiden name was Murdoch. Get it... Howlin' Mad Murdoch. I should have known then. :shakehead
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no,no -HIS name...

oh dear; we have a trekkie in our midst..... :darkside: :alien: :Poke:
 
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no,no -HIS name...

oh dear; we have a trekkie in our midst..... :darkside: :alien: :Poke:
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Do you reckon he sits there online wearing the full original Star Trek outfit - the biege one of course and his girlie has to address him as 'The Captain'. Or perhaps the full Klingon outfit plus cornish pastie headgear! :p :D
 
that would account for the "Enterprise" and "Kirk" badges on the back of his L'Oreal-mobile :thatsodd: :teleport: :smilewink
 
I heard if you have a car that has the #1 on it and you race it at the super speedway and at the second u turn try to get over 200 MHP you can actually fly into the stands and kill spectators! :rip: :Police: :fireman: :Ouch: :bawling: :tapedshut
 

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