You've been brainwashed by "The Man", that's why!
Any minute now I expect the head honchos in Tokyo to break out Borg-style:
"WE ARE HONDA. LOWER YOUR TARRIFFS AND SURRENDER YOUR INDUSTRIES. WE WILL ADD YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE."
Honda has spawned their own little cult of devout followers, which really pisses me off more than anything. They've conned millions of people into believing they're just a little upstart company trying to compete with bigger fish in the sea (which is a flat out LIE; they're the world's top producer of internal combustion engines), that cares about the environment, etc. What they're really doing is conning people into believing all of their propaganda in order to squash the competition. So now you have these Hondaphiles driving around, preaching the way of Soichiro Honda, trying to convert you to the faith, with the eventual goal of having everyone on Earth driving their own Accord or Civic, mowing their lawns with Honda mowers, having fun on the weekends on their Honda ATVs and fishing with their Honda-powered boats...