So there are three hunters walking in the forest, when suddenly they are captured by a group of cannibals.
The cannibals take them back to their village and say to the hunters "we have two tests for you, if you pass them we will not eat you"
They continue "your first test is to go out into the jungle and find 10 of your favorite fruit"
The hunters all smile at such an easy task
So the first hunter gets back and he has 10 apples in hand. the cannibals say "alright, now you have to shove each of those up your but and show NO emotion"
The first hunter gets to the second apple and begins to cry, so they eat him
The second hunter gets back with 10 blueberries. the cannibals tell him "you have to shove each of those up your but and show NO emotion" and the hunter gets to the ninth one and starts laughing, so they eat him
Up in heaven the first hunter asks the second, "why did you laugh???"
The second hunter replied, "the next guy had 10 pineapples"
