Cursed Political Content

[Danoff]

Respect is earned, not given...

You have to break the law to support the law, or something.

 

[UKMikey]

You have to break the law to support the law, or something.

"But to live outside the law, one must be honest" -- Bob Dylan, "Absolutely Sweet Marie"

 

[TexRex]

"...providing endless support for law."

lol

I suspect that's supposed to be law enforcemnt rather than the law itself, but that's no less laughable.

 

[UKMikey]

 

[Danoff]

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Catch 22 there. Because if she were trans, then what exactly does that say about Trump?

 

[Blitz24]

Catch 22 there. Because if she were trans, then what exactly does that say about Trump?

"But with Trump, it's different."

 

[UKMikey]

No way Trump hit that tranny. She's OBVIOUSLY a lying leftist marxist communist RINO cuck.

MAGAs are big on the "that's different" angle.

 

[Populuxe]

“Look, it’s just different, okay? IT’S JUST DIFFERENT!”

 

[TB]

"DON'T TAKE AWAY ALL OF OUR BEER!"

 

[Liquid]

“Look, it’s just different, okay? IT’S JUST DIFFERENT!”

Coors it is.

 

[SestoScudo]

This could be our very own political mario kart game 🤣

Ben Garrison never fails to disappoint 🤣

 

[McLaren]

I always chuckle how Joe Biden is going to cause WWIII with China whilst simultaneously also being owned by China....

 

[TB]

Michelle got jacked!

 

[Pupik]

Oh yes, it's a truly wacky race if you ignore the two that are actively trying to poison every possible watering hole and warn us of an upcoming drought.

 

[UKMikey]

Don Dastardly is conspicuous by his absence.

 

[Blitz24]

Don Dastardly is conspicuous by his absence.

No Mugglsey, no race.

 

[Pupik]

Don Dastardly is conspicuous by his absence.

[snickers in dog pound]

 

[UKMikey]

[snickers in dog pound]

No medals for you.

 

[SestoScudo]

🤣

 

[UKMikey]

I know which side of the dam I'd rather be on.

 

[Pupik]

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Shows what they know; usually the totalitarian government just floods the city, and then builds the dam.

(Personally, I just take one look at towns just aft of a reservoir and wonder how many active brain cells are still there. That takes much more faith than I can muster.)

 

[Blitz24]

I know which side of the dam I'd rather be on.

Near the top on the left or the right side, correct?

 

[UKMikey]

Near the top on the left or the right side, correct?

I take it back. I'm dammed if I know.

 

[TB]

Near the top on the left or the right side, correct?

Right side is higher so when all the polar ice melts, you stand a better chance of staying dry.

 

[Blitz24]

Right side is higher so when all the polar ice melts, you stand a better chance of staying dry.

Did you remember your swimming lessons?

 

[UKMikey]

 

[Populuxe]

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Because no woman has ever wielded a sword...

 

[Northstar]

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I actually prefer shaking hands with women as they don't seem to feel the need to try crushing my hand like it seems a good chunk of males do.

 

[MIE1992]

I actually prefer shaking hands with women as they don't seem to feel the need to try crushing my hand like it seems a good chunk of males do.

As someone who’s shaken many a hand, it does seem that it’s a generational thing to grip your hand like it’s attached to an ornery crab.

 

[Joey D]

People are shaking hands? I thought we dropped that with COVID? Or maybe that's just a healthcare thing.