Dave Chappelle quotes!!

[lethalAE86typeR]

" Im Rick James, B*tch!!!"

 

[Teckademic]

"Ladies, show Charlie Murphy your titties."

 

[Solid Lifters]

This was a verbal exchange between artist Kelly, and David Chappelle when they met at a party after David made the "Piss On You" video.

Artist Kelly: "Brotha', how can you make a video of a Brotha' pissin' on somebody?"

David: "How can you make a video of you pissing on somebody?"

 

[NISMOskyline]

"WackArnolds is tearin' this family apart!!!"

 

[TurboSmoke]

dave who?....never heard of him

 

[emad]

You don't get Comedy Network?

 

[xAkirax2004]

Originally posted by Teckademic
"Ladies, show Charlie Murphy your titties."

"Man, I wish I had four hand so I could those titties four thumbs down!"

"Aww, hey guys, Did you hear? Calvin got his first paycheck."
"Yeah, lets rob the *****"

 

[TurboSmoke]

Originally posted by emad
You don't get Comedy Network?

i have Sky digital....but i dont think we get that patricular brand of transatlantic pish...

 

[Dorifto]

I'M RICH BEITCH!

 

[Lamboracer]

" What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!"

 

[Lamboracer]

" Boy whatch you listenin to.?"
"GGGG, G UNIT, im 50cent yo."
"Yea?? GGGGG Get yo as in the car *****"

 

[TurboSmoke]

Originally posted by Lamboracer
" What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!"

man, i should get his videos...the humour is cutting edge stuff....

 

[High-Test]

WWHHHHHHHAAAAT?

 

[Lamboracer]

OOOOO K!

 

[Lamboracer]

What r u gunna sit there and do your taxes all day. Is that wats goin on, on the streets nikka. And wat r u gunna comb ya here all day huh playboy. And you, you gunna chop onions all day. Hows ur call huh u gunna talk all day use up all ur netime minutes, is this netime.

 

[Lamboracer]

Ok i got some good news and i got somebad news. The bad news is that i shut down the studio. The good news is that yall gutta walk to queens and get me a sugar cookie and ill open it for yall.

 

[Lamboracer]

UMMM UMMM CRACK AND PEANUT BUTTA.

 

[Lamboracer]

Never miss a chance for good samual jacksons luager. UMMM UMM *****.

 

[Lamboracer]

Hey turbo smoke. Click here and watch a clip. And tell me wat u think. U dont always have to be hostle. http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/chappellesshow/showclips.jhtml now in real life is the funniest.

 

[TurboSmoke]

Originally posted by Lamboracer
Hey turbo smoke. Click here and watch a clip. And tell me wat u think. U dont always have to be hostle. .

i wasnt being hostile my friend...just never heard of the guy....

 

[R!c3-bo!]

blind kkk chapelle: "Turn that music down! NIGARS!
"
FOur white crakas wit loud music:"Did he call us nigars! YEh!

 

[R!c3-bo!]

Fist-a-cups "WHAT! What TURN MY HEADPhones UP! O there it o! wait ! what! i cant HEaR! Wheres my snare!

 

[lethalAE86typeR]

Chappelle: What is a Badonkadonk?

The White guy( sorry dont know name): An attractive ass

The korean store owner: Big penis? ( rong!!!)

The barber: Thats junk in the trunk! You put yo mug on and saddle up and ride! thats and ass!!

Chappelle to barber: that is all correct!!!!

 

[pimp racer]

QUOTE- Raise your hands to the sky HONKEY. (i think i spelled honkey wrong)

 

[emad]

Originally posted by lethalAE86typeR
Chappelle: What is a Badonkadonk?

The White guy( sorry dont know name): An attractive ass

The korean store owner: Big penis? ( rong!!!)

The barber: Thats junk in the trunk! You put yo mug on and saddle up and ride! thats and ass!!

Chappelle to barber: that is all correct!!!!

that entire skit was hilarious. The white people can't dance one doesn't get boring no matter how many times I watch it .

 

[eightfivezero]

From the three Daves:
'Who got that part? Nick Cannon? Who's Nick Cannon?'
'Dad, Nick Cannon's hilarious!'
'Man, f_uck you son! I'm broke ni**er, I'm broke!'

*roflmao* OMFG, I almost peed my pants when I saw Dace Chappelle for the first time. Okay, I almost did it too, when I saw him the second and third time. He's just sooo freakin' funny.

And did you guys notice the guy who is always doing the robot? XDDD I soooo love him. XDDD

 

[Gt fein]

Haha, that robot guy just comes out of nowhere.
From last night's show:
" Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b*tch?"

 

[pimp racer]

Another from last nights show.
" Rember me I'm rick james B*tch*

 

[Solid Lifters]

Originally posted by Gt fein
Haha, that robot guy just comes out of nowhere.
From last night's show:
" Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b*tch?"

Great show. Wayne Brady was awesome. "Thank Dave Chappele, b*tch. He just saved your ass from being choked."

"Give me, your sandwich."

 

[pimp racer]

Originally posted by emad
You don't get Comedy Network?

You mean comedy central.
And this quote is from the first season i think when he was making fun of the MTV show Punk'D.
"You got zapped"