GtTV:
"We interrupt this program for some breaking news! GTPD officials have captured a speeding vehicle traveling at a very fast rate of speed at one of their automatic speed traps. Here are the clearest pictures:"
"The vehicle has been reported to be going so fast, that the camera couldnt focus on the car, or even any of its surroundings. Its description shows as a high end sports car, that is a dark purple, along with white/grey rims. We have no car like this registered to this city, or any surrounding cities. So, GTPD suspects that it is a import that is being illegally used, possibly from an asian country."
"That last picture that has just been shown is the clearest picture that has been obtained. It is the car leaving the speed trap, still believed to be accelerating... In this next picture, GTPD's own helicopter was called to action, but it was no match for this mysterious car. They quickly shot a photo, before the car left from their sight. Many disturbances have also claimed that their car had been thrown to the side of the road, with no apparent reason."
We do not have any more knowledge of this car at the moment, because every other picture that we have taken of this car have turned out so bad, that it is only a mis-mash of color. If you have any knowledge of this vehicle, please call the number 1-888-this-is-not-a-real-number. We have phones available to take in any information. We also advise you to stay in-doors, as you never know if you or your family could ne hit by this speeding bullet."
"If you are a GTPD police officer watching this, we advise you to be on high alert, so we can take this car down quicker. Thank you for your time and consideration about this vehicle, and we hope you can help us.... Back to the current program."
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