Dealing with a ricer

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Originally posted by RandomName
Just simply ask him if he has some gt3 mods done to his car. Like a triple plate racing clutch or a full racing transmission. Ask how many credits he paid for those and see if he has a racing intercooler simulation tires and stage 2 weight reduction.
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Unless I missed something i dont recall anything about videos games in this thread....i think they were referring to "real" cars.......so back the Gran Turismo forum for you....Beat it
 
just ask him some questions about the dumb line in F&F... granny shifting, not double clutching...

you could also be a smartass about things like that, the people here to do it to me, knowing i dont really care about engines. they ask smartass questions like, what is a piston (if i say 1 or 2 wrong words, they laugh at me) judging the question i would say the round thing that pushes the car (something like that) and they are like nope, its the thing inside an engine that is connected to so and so and it drives the car...
 
Originally posted by OoNismoO
hey man, dont say bull**** couse he says he has a skyline, couse you probabley didnt now that i had a skyline too, an r34 verson of the skyline infakt. oh yeh ill sey it again bro an r34 skyline yeh. + i have a bodykit on it to, it way better then the won in 2fast2furious oh yeh it has more desine to it and i got some graphics on it, more fansier than the 1 in that movee.
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I really hope that was sarcasm. Back to topic, just ask the guy if he would much rather replace his engine with a bottle of NOS, or a turbo kit. Then ask him which one he thinks would run 10's on a QM. If its sabotage you want, give him a torn intake hose and see how much power he's pumping then:cool:
 
well if you ve read all my other posts that i made on this forum, then you should realize that it was just a joke, so no i dont have a skyline.
 
Engine:RB26DETT
Internals: Balanced crank, HKS 87mm Forged pistons, HKS rings,Trust solid lifters
Induction: Full twin HKS T45S kit, HKS 56mm wastegate, HKS 110mm intercooler kit
G/B Stock NISMO short shift(planning 6 speed Seq.)
OS Giken flywheel, OS Giken twin plate clutch kit
18 X 11 Modena M`s with 285/35/18 Michelin Liquorice(front)
18 X 13 Modena M`s with 335/30/18 Michelin rubber bands(rear)
max power output: 730hp @ the wheels,

Digest that.
 
Originally posted by NIAL8U
Engine:RB26DETT
Internals: Balanced crank, HKS 87mm Forged pistons, HKS rings,Trust solid lifters
Induction: Full twin HKS T45S kit, HKS 56mm wastegate, HKS 110mm intercooler kit
G/B Stock NISMO short shift(planning 6 speed Seq.)
OS Giken flywheel, OS Giken twin plate clutch kit
18 X 11 Modena M`s with 285/35/18 Michelin Liquorice(front)
18 X 13 Modena M`s with 335/30/18 Michelin rubber bands(rear)
max power output: 730hp @ the wheels,

Digest that.
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and you claim to have that?:odd:
if so you must be rolling in money :rolleyes:
what cams you using?, what boost you running?, what ECU or piggyback?, what AFM's or MAP?, what intake filters?, what rev's does boost start?, what revs produces max boost? whats you limiter set too?

what model GTR have you got?
 
Originally posted by hanker
Unless I missed something i dont recall anything about videos games in this thread....i think they were referring to "real" cars.......so back the Gran Turismo forum for you....Beat it
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That was the point.

Asking the kid-who-knows-it-all if he's had some modifications done to his car that have come from a computer game...

Although it'd only work if you could find a suitably silly mod (like, say, 1.5 way LSD or Stage 2 NA) and if his mates knew they were from a game. He's hanging around with a crowd that think he's God. The chances are at least one of them has seen Pulp Fiction - which is what makes my idea funnier (well, in MY opinion anyway :D).

You don't just need to call BS on him - you need his MATES to call BS on him.
 
Originally posted by Famine
That was the point.

Asking the kid-who-knows-it-all if he's had some modifications done to his car that have come from a computer game...

Although it'd only work if you could find a suitably silly mod (like, say, 1.5 way LSD or Stage 2 NA) and if his mates knew they were from a game. He's hanging around with a crowd that think he's God. The chances are at least one of them has seen Pulp Fiction - which is what makes my idea funnier (well, in MY opinion anyway :D).

You don't just need to call BS on him - you need his MATES to call BS on him.
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Alright then my apoligy
 
Originally posted by drifter7
hey i have a kid in my class who thinks the fast and the furious is what real driving is and he thinks he knows everything about cars. the thing is i know for a fact i know more then him but this guy could get his friends to gang up on me and kill me (not literally) but i want to set this ricer straight. i'm 14 so i can't drive and beat him in a race lol he would use his nos. how should i go about humiliating him in front of everyone in the class?
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ricer = doesnt know any better

"drifter" = 14 year old kid that saw some videos, read some magazines, or browsed some forums that made him think that he is better than a ricer
 
Originally posted by Famine
Although it'd only work if you could find a suitably silly mod (like, say, 1.5 way LSD or Stage 2 NA) and if his mates knew they were from a game. He's hanging around with a crowd that think he's God. The chances are at least one of them has seen Pulp Fiction - which is what makes my idea funnier (well, in MY opinion anyway :D).

You don't just need to call BS on him - you need his MATES to call BS on him.
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Ask him if he's knows about the Grado SR225 engine mods 👍

Grado is a high end headphone manufacturer - Hopefully, within a few weeks, I'll be the proud owner of a pair

There's also the Sennheiser HD450 (I think is the model number)

Anyways, anything not related to cars with a not so commonly heard brand name and a nice model name - like the Grado SR225 or AKG 271S

The reason for something like this is all you have to do is ask him the question while you and his friends are in a computer lab and then just call up the mfg's website and prove him wrong
 
ask him wat engine a Mugen Skyline has :D:D and then say mugen dont work on skylines only honda. or like emad confuse him with companys he hasnt heard of.
 
I think Famine's ideas would be most effective, but you never know. It all depends on what the ricer's friends know. Which probably isn't much.
 
To be one the safe side though, as in not to make a complete jackass of yourself, you might as well use something that would require a gran turismo fanatic to think. Cuz according to your previous posts it sounds as if the only knowledge they have is from GT and FNF. Best of luck:tup:

PS: If all else fails, ask him if the rotary in the Mustang is powerful enough to beat the Supra from FNF :lol:
 
Originally posted by ShobThaBob
This reminds me of the one time I saw a skyline in person. There were all these kids around it oogling and all. Behind it was an Aston Martin DB7 and a Lotus Esprit (IMO greater cars than the R33 GTR). I heard some of the most ludacris things....the worst of all being 'No way he got it at Nissan, those only come from the Fast and Furious dealership'.
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Lol ****ing losers, I like GT-Rs and there not that common, alot of the time They're GTS-25Ts (R33) so when ever I see a real GT-R I always have a good chat with him, then he laughs at my Imprezza (lol i guess it is only an RX). In Australia the worst thing is the people who think a holden Commodore can kill anything. I raced a guy in a Manual and I absolutely smashed him cos he couldnt shift, I laughed hard that night.
 
Originally posted by 240Z freak
Cool. It just irritates me when people say "(car name here) can beat any car." I like 240s, but I know they are not the best, especially when compared to modern cars.
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Personally Id take a 300zx over a Skyline (seeing as it woudlnt be a Gt-R) I think the V6 engine has more potential... I wont finish that sentance. Actually yeh more potential than the Rb26DETT cos I wont be pushing it to the max or anything.
 
Originally posted by Oliver DePlace
I saw a video of a GM test jockey testing a Trans-Am.
He would rev it up in neutral then drop it into drive, get the tires smoking and shift into reverse, immediately smoking the tires, then back into drive, repeated this several times. I don't know if the trans was damaged, but it didn't fail during the test. Very abusive and impressive.

I agree with the first respondent.
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Hahaha my mum ****ed a piston when we were cruising at 110km in a Camry and she knocked it into second, over revved and just made a ****in loud noise. I dont know how the transmission survived.
 
My friend knows a guy like the subject of this thread.

This guy insists that his mom's new Land Cruiser is his. And he won't shut up about the mods he's gonna do to it. Topping his list are his 29" spinner rims. He's gonna fill the back with subs. And he insists that all he needs to be fast is NOS. In fact, he insists that he can beat my friend and his Supra on the mountain pass using NOS. Now, let me mention, by the way, my friend is not a poser or a wannabe. He has legitimate skills. Hell, I have confirmation that he killed a 360 Modena on a mountain pass in said Supra.

This guy, by the way, is stupid in other ways, as well. He has a, well, limited understanding of drifting. He describes it as "burning out around a corner". And he's Armenian, and very proud of it. He's always insisting that in Armenia, everyone is always drifting their SUVs (with spinners, of course), around the streets. And that, due to his heritage, he has an inborn talent for drifting with his eyes closed.

Moron. The really scary thing is that the guy's probably gonna go flying off a cliff trying to drift his SUV on muholland or some other inappropriate place and plummet to his death.
 
That's a good thing, isn't it? One less stupid person on the planet, and the gene pool gets that much thinner 👍
 
Here are some questions and answers

How Fast is the 2F 2F Skyline on the 1/4 mile? 15.45 seconds
Can a stock Dodge Neon SRT4 win in a streetrace? Yes
What is the R34's stock engine? RB26DET or DETT
How much of an idiot are you? The biggest one in the world (directed at the stupid ricer kid)

Then just try him at naming cars, of course he would think that the civics and stuff are cool with their altezzas and ****, trey gettin' him to name an Silvia S13-15, older and enwer RX7s, Older and Newer Supras, Skylines from R31-R34. Then se who knows more. Just put him to shame infront of everyone. Then try to catch him in the act of saying he lost a race due to mis shift and point out he's drivin an auto (is he?)

P.S. Or you can send him over here and we could probably set 'em straight. :D
 
Originally posted by Takumi Fujiwara
My friend knows a guy like the subject of this thread.

This guy insists that his mom's new Land Cruiser is his. And he won't shut up about the mods he's gonna do to it. Topping his list are his 29" spinner rims. He's gonna fill the back with subs. And he insists that all he needs to be fast is NOS. In fact, he insists that he can beat my friend and his Supra on the mountain pass using NOS. Now, let me mention, by the way, my friend is not a poser or a wannabe. He has legitimate skills. Hell, I have confirmation that he killed a 360 Modena on a mountain pass in said Supra.

This guy, by the way, is stupid in other ways, as well. He has a, well, limited understanding of drifting. He describes it as "burning out around a corner". And he's Armenian, and very proud of it. He's always insisting that in Armenia, everyone is always drifting their SUVs (with spinners, of course), around the streets. And that, due to his heritage, he has an inborn talent for drifting with his eyes closed.

Moron. The really scary thing is that the guy's probably gonna go flying off a cliff trying to drift his SUV on muholland or some other inappropriate place and plummet to his death.
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You just made my day:lol: . As for the proposition of bringing him to us, I believe that will do everyone some good.
 
Originally posted by HsV_CoUpE
Sorry what did you say? NIZMO dealership? Sorry can't say i have heard of them.
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i cant say i have heard of them ethier, a mate of mine works for a nissan dealer and he can get nismo parts!. also you didnt answer my other questions about YOUR car:odd:
 

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