- 1,476
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:
-I do physical labour
-I work at great depths
-I plunge head first into everything I do
-I do not get weekends off or public holidays
-I work in a damp environment
-I don't get paid overtime
-I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
-I work in high temperatures
-My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
-You do not work 8 hours straight
-You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
-You do not always follow the orders of the management team
-You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas.
-You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
stimulated in order to start working.
-You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
-You don't always observe necessary safety regulations,
such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
-You'll retire well before reaching 65.
-You're unable to work double shifts.
-You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have
completed the day's work and if that were not all, you
have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
following reasons:
-I do physical labour
-I work at great depths
-I plunge head first into everything I do
-I do not get weekends off or public holidays
-I work in a damp environment
-I don't get paid overtime
-I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
-I work in high temperatures
-My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
-You do not work 8 hours straight
-You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
-You do not always follow the orders of the management team
-You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas.
-You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
stimulated in order to start working.
-You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
-You don't always observe necessary safety regulations,
such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
-You'll retire well before reaching 65.
-You're unable to work double shifts.
-You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have
completed the day's work and if that were not all, you
have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
