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You will immediately realize that Disney is the anti-fashion capital of the world. If you sacrifice comfort for looks, you will suffer.

Also, bring sunscreen. There's not a lot of shade at Disney World.
Epcot:
- The people working at each Nation are really from that country; sometimes you can converse with them in the language that they're representing.
- There's a Coca-Cola section that looks like a mini glacier, and there's a neat place to cool off from the heat and drink free soda. My wife and I go there about 3-4 times each time we visit Epcot.
- Look for hidden Mickeys. Every pice of artwork in the park has one. Some are obvious, others are extremely subtle or hidden. A hidden Mickey is anything that looks like the Mickey Mouse head icon. It's a great way to kill time for a moment (especially when waiting on line).
- France and Italy are the two most uselss nations in the Park. There's nothing there but a few clothing shops and an Italian restaurant little inside ventilation.
- Japan's department store (Mitsuyoshi?) is a neat place to play with stuff. Try not to buy something!
- The Mexican restaurant is nice and cool, rather dark inside. Free salsa and chips!
- China's movie is cool: 360-degrees of viewing! You have to stand, though.
- See the America movie, complete with animatronics.
- England's got storytellers, it's nice and quiet in the gardens.
- If you're up to it, Germany's Beirgarten (sp?) has more food than you could possibly eat. Don't go if you're vegetarian and expecting quiet!
- Test Track is fun, I've never gone on Mission: Space, it wasn't open when I last went.
- Take that food-based "info-ride" for something different; you'll learn something and see how food can be grown.
MGM Studios:
- This can be done in half a day.
- Tower of Terror. 'nuff said.
- Try the 1950's cafe; it's like sitting in a TV show from that era. It's the escence of 50-year-old fictional Americana.
- You can be on the audience of a Disney/ABC TV program.
- The Magical Movie Expereince (I forget the real name) is quite cheesy and dull. A long wait for nothing.
- Not much else.
Animal Kingdom
- It's a zoo. The Safari is okay.
- The big tree in the center is made of plastic. "You maen it's fake?" As the tour guide told us; we don't use the "f-word", it's
Disney.
Other Disney World notes:
- Yes, there's a Disney jail. It's a trailer, not really part of the hidden underground setup that's sealed off to the public.
- The elaborate underground of Disney is only available to special tours (we got to see it though...it "ruins" the magic for some people; for people like me, it was my favorite part of the trip.) Even the garbage chute was cool (trash flying by at 60 mph is quite spectacular).
- Disney's website is the worst; navigation varies from page to page, the search engine isn't very good at providing relevant results, information is always 8-10 pages away from any other page, and it takes forever to load because nearly everything's in Flash. I just wanted to rant about that, since we're on the topic.