Diversity for Muppets.

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I like this one best

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Help kids learn about the damage an over-emphasis on athletics can cause with Douglas, the dumbass highschool jock. Kids will be delighted as they watch Douglas stumble through the educational system being favored over other students with real prospects as he miraculously passes one class after another due to lax requirements, an apathetic faculty and mediocre expectations. Douglas the dumbass will touch children's hearts everywhere leaving a lasting foot print when he finally gets his GED and lands his first and last job as a clerk at a grocery store where he lives out the rest of his life bagging groceries for class mates who had the foresight to know that nobody gives a **** about athletics outside of highschool. Douglas will eventually become a store manager and marry one of the girls he knocked up in school, essentially confirming that his existence was unnecessary.
 
I just did a little poking around the rest of that site. That guy is the funniest asshole I ever saw. Absolutely hillarious. Oh man could you imagine the **** he'd say about this GTPlanet? :lol:
 
This page got immediately bookmarked!

"Pulling your head out of your ass is easy! Simply use this three step plan: First, go outside and peel off that "Mean People Suck" sticker off of your ****ty new car, gather all of your precious brand name clothing along with all that hip music you bought because you were a fool, and burn them entirely. Next, realize that you were a moron for buying all that crap in the first place, and finally, never buy into any more of that bull**** ever again. That's all you need to do to upgrade your status from dip**** to jackass in my book (next step is **** face, don't stop now!). "

Oh Man! this guy hits hard and is so funny.
 
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