This page got immediately bookmarked!
"Pulling your head out of your ass is easy! Simply use this three step plan: First, go outside and peel off that "Mean People Suck" sticker off of your ****ty new car, gather all of your precious brand name clothing along with all that hip music you bought because you were a fool, and burn them entirely. Next, realize that you were a moron for buying all that crap in the first place, and finally, never buy into any more of that bull**** ever again. That's all you need to do to upgrade your status from dip**** to jackass in my book (next step is **** face, don't stop now!). "
Oh Man! this guy hits hard and is so funny.