Ultrabeat, that is not art. I don't care what anyone says, that is not art. Neither is turning on a bunch of sinks or leaving the toilet running. It's almost bad enough to revoke his current "artist" status.
I know water is a big deal over there in Bringland, and the rest of the world, too, but not where I live. Dayton, Ohio just happens to sit on top of an enourmous underground aquafer, filled with fairly drinkable water. Filter it, and that's about all that's needed. In downtown, we have five fountains around an intersection of Mad river and the Great Miami river where there is also a big park, bike and walking trails, ice skating rink, laser show, baseball diamonds, a real baseball stadium, all that good stuff. Oh, when I say "fountain", what I mean is a giant structure that shoots ridiculous amounts of perfectly drinkable water about 200 feet into the air. They don't really have a schedule for when they fire 'em off; in the summer they're off and on all the time, I guess to make sure they work. They work. An Ethiopian would pass out if they saw it.
They intial plan was to use the river water and pump it up the water volcanoes, but the sediment in the river water would have desrtoyed the pumps. So, you know us Americans, we decided to rocket tons of sparkling water, as much as we could possibly waste, into the air, just to piss off all the people in the world who live on water resrictions, and those in Vegas and Los Angeles and stuff. Life is good.
Did I mention I leave the tap running while I brush my teeth?
But besides that, I think Famine summed it all up. I forget what he summed up, but I'm sure he dun good. Oh, Blake, that's why we have a thing called desalinization.