Do You Know Better Than TopGear?

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I don't know if this has already been posted or if this is being posted in the right section.

Recently TopGear.com have released a "Do Your Own Cool Wall Thing". It is quite a laugh and once you are done you can put a link to your individual cool wall (like the one in my signature). So, the idea of this thread is to post your own cool walls with links and we can check out other people's walls and comment on them. I will start it off like so...

My Cool Wall

And here is the link to create your own Cool Wall

Cool Wall Creator

And just a tip don't follow what Jeremy says otherwise this will be boring, put the cars where you think they deserve not where he says for them to go...

Mods if this is in the wrong place then please move it with no hesitation...
 
I've had my very own cool wall on my fridge for a year.

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Well I do have a real one as well as my virtual one. Apart from my real one has many, many more cars than the virtual one...

 
ExigeExcel
If you go to the top right of the window there's a drop down list you can choose from. Quite abit of choice.
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I know I have every car on the list on mine at the moment. But they do say that they will update it. But with my proper one I just cut them out of magazines, which means there is unlimited amounts of cars that can go on the wall.
 
Cool, I forgot to save my TG cool wall. But needless to say there were only about 8-10 cars in Sub Zero. 👍
 
Sub-zero? Lilac Honda Jazz? You fairy!
 
I have my cool wall on the fridge as well, though its faded in the sun. I think they should have kept adding more magnets with each issue of the mag.
 
You are kidding about putting the Ferrari 599 in the Sub-Zero section, right? Right?
 
Whats so bad about liking the 599? That it looks weird?

Considering that its nearly as fast as the Enzo that preceded it, despite being the size of a Corvette (not to mention, heavier), its a damn impressive car.

If they had the 575M as an option, that would have kicked the 599 out. Especially if it was the Superamerica.

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I love how Toronado puts the 911 Turbo in "Sub Zero," and yet I get flack for the 599...

(I'm really not that upset about it)

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This reminds me: I have an empty wall in my room that I should probably do this with. Problem is, I don't like to cut-up magazines, and I really don't feel like printing the pictures off. Hmmm.

Maybe I can get a bunch of photos on a disk, take it to Kinkos, and pay a few dollars to get it started. That way I'm not wasting my ink...
 
YSSMAN
Whats so bad about liking the 599? That it looks weird?
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Yup! ;) I don’t like any of the current crop of Ferraris, because they look too cartoony. Case in point: the 360 was a thing of beauty, while the 430 looks like a cel-shaded 360.


This reminds me: I have an empty wall in my room that I should probably do this with. Problem is, I don't like to cut-up magazines, and I really don't feel like printing the pictures off. Hmmm.

Maybe I can get a bunch of photos on a disk, take it to Kinkos, and pay a few dollars to get it started. That way I'm not wasting my ink...
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I’ve been thinking the same thing. I absolutely refuse to cut up my magazines, but I don’t want to spend so much money on printing.

Anyway, as long as I don’t have a physical one, here’s my digital one:

Sage’s Cool Wall

(I only did cars available in the US, aside from the Monaro, which is close enough to our GTO.)
 
I never cut out of my magazines that I get (via subscription...duh..Topgear). I will only cut out of TopGear if I get a duplicate magazine. I will also cut out off "Motoring & Leisure" which I never read any way only my parents.

Glad to see you guys are having fun with this. :)
 
Sage
Yup! ;) I don’t like any of the current crop of Ferraris, because they look too cartoony. Case in point: the 360 was a thing of beauty, while the 430 looks like a cel-shaded 360.
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:rolleyes:

Seen one, Sage?
 
daan
I've had my very own cool wall on my fridge for a year.

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You put the pink Honda Jazz above the Evo and SLR?

I knew you were getting old but...
 
daan
No, I didn't. My 5 year old niece did as her gran owns one (in light blue).
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It's quite low to blame your niece for your taste in cars.
 
OK, I've given on making my own wall, but Jeremy's too funny to avoid just sticking every car everywhere just to get witty comments.

"You obviously have no idea how this works. Go back to looking at porn." -Some uber-luxury car, under seriously uncool

"Look at the face." - B9 Tribeca, Sub-Zero
"No, really, look at the face." - B9 Tribeca, Cool
"Have you looked at the state of the front of the thing? I mean, really looked. With your eyes." - B9 Tribeca, Uncool

"It's a decent car, but you'll probably forget you own one. While you're driving it." - Ford Fiesta, Uncool

"We like power-to-weight ratios. Mine is simply awful." - Westfield Megabusa, Seriously Uncool

"I have a gallon of petrol round the back of the studio. Take the roof off, we’ll do an insurance job. " - Vauxhall Tigra, Seriously Uncool

"I bought one. Therefore it simply cannot be this cool." - Volvo XC90, Sub-Zero

And, finally, for some reason I was very dissapointed that he didn't pop out of my computer and throttle me when I put the V8 Vantage in Seriously Uncool.

In conclusion, all sorts of entertainment, but for the wrong reasons.
 
M5Power
Not an Enzo fan, but PT Cruiser and New Beetle receive much daan love? Hmm.
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No, I shall repeat for the hard of understanding that was done by my 5 year old niece.

As you can see from my original

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Apart from the Jazz, (have I mentioned it was my 5 year old niece who place it there?) every car is in the position I put it in. You can see that the Cruiser and the Beetle are seriously uncool. The Jazz would be uncool if I had placed it.
 
daan
No, I shall repeat for the hard of understanding that was done by my 5 year old niece.
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The original was done by the niece; you said nothing of the more recent one. All you said was 'Here's what it looks like now,' actually implying that it had been re-arranged since your niece arranged it in the first place.

Can five year olds put images into such a cohesive pattern, anyway?
 
M5Power
The original was done by the niece; you said nothing of the more recent one. All you said was 'Here's what it looks like now,' actually implying that it had been re-arranged since your niece arranged it in the first place.
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The original was done by me, with the exception of the Jazz.

The rectangular one was completely done by neice. Why would I arrange it like that? How does it work? Is the Zonda uncool or sub-zero? Why is Homer there?

M5Power
Can five year olds put images into such a cohesive pattern, anyway?
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Yes. She can draw and colour-in things and write cohesive sentences and loads of other things.
 
daan
Here's what it looks like now.

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Upon closer inspection, the Continental GT and Clio V6 are both in the uncool section.

Watch your backs.
 

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