Do you speak Canadian, eh?

shopping_carts_ · Feb 18, 2004

Hey.
I'm not a lumberjack,
or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo
or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.

I have a Prime Minister,
not a President.
I speak English and French,
NOT American.
and I pronouce it ABOUT,
NOT A BOOT.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.
A TOQUE IS A HAT,
A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!

CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY!
AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!

MY NAME IS JOE!
AND I AM CANADIAN!

Are You Canadian?

oscarfulz · Feb 18, 2004

no, but i think that the whole language thing has gone out of hand... but yet its still funny :lol:

Super-Supra · Feb 18, 2004

I am.

darklegion_ca · Feb 18, 2004

Umm what happend to the thread like this that milf made. :confused:

Edit: Found it. https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/t-38843.html

shopping_carts_ · Feb 18, 2004

lol my bad i guess i should have scrolled down a bit

sorry milfile lol

emad · Feb 18, 2004

i am, you know i am
I am Ca-na-d-ian!!!

shopping_carts_ · Feb 18, 2004

lol did you see the molson commercial where the american and the canadian astronaut are on the moon...and the americans playing golf...and he gets hit with a puck...lol and the canadians like...sorry eh...then theyre sitting down and the canadian gives him a molson...and the americans helmet is all taped up...he goes to drink the molson but he hits his helmet with the bottle...and it cracks some more...and the canadians like...uhh ottawa, we have a problem

:lol:

gotta love molson

GilesGuthrie · Feb 18, 2004

There's already a thread for this. And specifying "Canadian" as a language, when there were already threads for English and French was always going to be a bit dodgy.