Dubya Put In Place

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George W. Bush is invited into a classroom where the students and teachers are discussing the meanings of words. Bush is asked to lead a discussion on the word "tragedy".

One young boy puts his hand up: "Sir, if my friend was playing in the street and a car ran him over, that would be a tragedy". "No son", Bush says, "that would be an accident".

A little girl puts her hand up: "If a bus carrying 20 people drove over a cliff, that would be a tragedy". "Fraid not, Missy", explains Dubya, "that would be a great loss".

After an embarassingly long silence, a boy at the back of the class puts his hand up: "Mista Bush, sir, if Air Force One, carrying you and Missus Bush was shot down by terrorists, that'd be a tragedy".

"Excellent!", says Bushy Boy. "And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well", says the boy, "it wouldn't be an accident and it would certainly be no great loss".

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hahahaha thats soo funny it be better if it was john howard but hehehe
 
Yeah, John Howard would be funny. the problem is - does he have a plane equivalent to Air Force One that we could use in the joke? ;)
 
ahh bugger maybe i could be a privite jet as he seems to have many of those doesnt he :)
 
:lol:

Did anyone see the news a couple days ago where they had this big blow-up doll of George W. Bush walking a dog with John Howards face on it...
 
Whats so bad about Howard?

He goes round in a Holden and refused those illegal immigrants a couple of years ago which is a good thing, but seriously what is bad about him?
 
He's a dick head who let GST in. GST is supposed to be all for the good, but look what it did to the Seth Hefricans and your lot, Christine.
 
Originally posted by SandStorm
He's a dick head who let GST in. GST is supposed to be all for the good, but look what it did to the Seth Hefricans and your lot, Christine.
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How does raising the prices of stuff do any good - for the people of Australia I mean. Politicians think it's all good because they're just raking in more money from it all.
 
Originally posted by Eddy
How does raising the prices of stuff do any good - for the people of Australia I mean. Politicians think it's all good because they're just raking in more money from it all.
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True. Apparently it's supposed to "help the economy". The only thing it does do is help people like Dickhoward plan their holidays.
 
****, I dont even notice it. So you have to pay an extra $1 for a Wheels or Motor mag. Live with it ;)
Is the GST rate or whatever 12.5% in Aussie?
 

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