Dude, who farted?

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Do you and your friends know the individual stank of eachother's farts? When someone farts does everyone else know who it is simply by the smell? My friends have turned it into somewhat of a game.

"Who farted"

The dead give aways, of course, are the sound and the smirk on one dude's face. But if it's smelled and never heard or seen then it's a game. You have to be honest if it was you, so it's not much fun to play with people who are embarrased by their stanky butt.
 
Yeah, I typically don't know who did it, but there are rare occasions of when I do.

I do know that we play a different gas game, based on whoever says a color last has to make a sex noise.

It goes:
1. Someone farts/belches
2. Everyone yells out a color, they can't be the same.
3. Last guy/gal makes a sex noise.

It's quite funny after we eat Mexican food.
 
i can always tell when my dad farts as they stink sooo much I have to evacuate the lounge room so i dont die. its funny
 
A book? That's really bad.

My cat had horrible gas. So bad that on several occations he'd fart then look at me, I'd fly him the bird, he'd get this discusted look on his face and meow, then walk out of the room.
 
This reminds me of the best racehorse name of all time, Hoof Hearted. :p
 
Well, no, I don't play games with my friends about farts (weirdo! :p), but to add to the thread, I'll note one thing that I've learned in my wee short life... the worst farts aren't SBDs (silent-but-deadly), but actually the ones that go "PSSSssssshh". Those are drop-dead awful.
 
:lol: I was waiting for an interesting thread like this. . . My friends and I actually take the guess who farted game into guess who can light their farts on fires. . . It would not matter where we were, we would jump on the ground put a lighter to our asses and let it fly. . . We are a pretty interesting bunch of people to tell the truth, but you'll never have a better time without us :D
 
I ate chillie for dinner, soo i just farted, when someone asks who farted and i was me, Damn it im proud of it and admit to it with a big grin on my face:D
 
Just last night I was killing my wife with a constant barrage of SBD's. I have to admit they were particularly rank and pungent, even to me. I'd let it go, then wait for her to notice. First I see her face cringe, then I get a big smirk on my face, then she goes "Oh god!" Then I start laughing. And it escaltes from there. It's pretty funny.

But it was her idea to make chili for dinner.
 
Originally posted by milefile
Just last night I was killing my wife with a constant barrage of SBD's. I have to admit they were particularly rank and pungent, even to me. I'd let it go, then wait for her to notice. First I see her face cringe, then I get a big smirk on my face, then she goes "Oh god!" Then I start laughing. And it escaltes from there. It's pretty funny.

But it was her idea to make chili for dinner.
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That reminds me of what I do to my girlfriend. It is quite humerous. She likes to think that her farts dont stink. She's wrong.
 
Originally posted by milefile
Just last night I was killing my wife with a constant barrage of SBD's. I have to admit they were particularly rank and pungent, even to me. I'd let it go, then wait for her to notice. First I see her face cringe, then I get a big smirk on my face, then she goes "Oh god!" Then I start laughing. And it escaltes from there. It's pretty funny.

But it was her idea to make chili for dinner.
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hahahaha, the "then I start laughing" part is hilarious!! :lol:
no, I dont get that confident with my friends :odd: but it may be fun to try :crazy:

Cano
 

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