Embarrassing!!

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Well, I got nothing that can add up to Rumple's escapades, but I do have a couple.

-This was actually earlier this year, I was sitting in the computer lab, wiping down my monitor with my hand, and then when I went to pick some papers up off the "tower" I got electricuted. Knocked me cold for 15 minutes, but I survived

-Last year in my school musical I got the lead singing role; I opened and closed the show with a solo. Naturally, one of the shows was a disaster. I got so nervous on the first night my voice shot up an octave when I first opened my mouth, which was kind of embarrassing.

-Ok, for this one you've gotta know that in marching band, we all change together and see each-other's undies more often than is healthy (sometimes it's scary). Well now to the embarassing part. A couple years ago we were on the bus at a competition getting changed, and one of the girls decides to take her shirt off right in front of me, but acidentally caught her bra on the way up and wound up flashing the whole bus (she was pretty hot too). Naturally, as you can imagine, a little thing that usually stays down shot up, and the girl got to see a peek of the thing down there. I was traumatized for the rest of the competition, but I felt really bad for the girl (now that I think about it, if I felt embarrassed by this imagine how she must've felt...) Oh well.

That's the extent of my stories for now...
 
Most embarassing thing I ever did...

In grade two I got sick in class and had to throw up, but I couldn't make it to the bathroom so I tried to throw up into the garbage can, and I missed, right in front of a class of 30... I then did the exact same thing in grade six except with a larger audience :lol:
 
In Grade 6, after school, I got dacked in front of my mum and a bunch of other parents. That's about all I can remember...
 
hmmmmm...well bike accidents seem to be popular...heres a few of mine...

~i was riding around my house when i saw this girl that i knew (and wanted to go out with...) so naturally...i wanted to show off...i was going as fast as i could at this corner and jumped about a foot in the air off the curb...sounds cool...then i landed at went into such a tight turn into the gravel that i slid about ten feet...ripped the knee of my pants to shreds and got a rock to cut a 1/2 ince deep...two inch long gash in my knee...it started bleeding like hell...i had a red leg by the time i got back to my house...all with that girl watching :banghead: ...my dad then decided to not take me to the doctor for stitches and just wrapped it up in gauze and medical tape...i still have that scar...

~at a place in the woods that is pretty much a track for bikes...i go and decide to race a friend of mine...we decided to have some fun and make it so we both went different directions...pretty much a game of chicken..with jumps and curves...well...we came to a spot where its one jump that you have to angle your bike just right and then hit the other jump...well we came at the same time...i swerved to miss...screwed up the angle of the jumo...and when i hit the other jump...my front tire hit it first and the front rim bent in half (literally, it folded like bread) and i did a faceplant right into the dirt...:lol:

well i'm tired of typing right now...and i got wayyyyyy more stories...(and im only 13...imagine what high school has in store for me:lol: :lol: )
 
ok so if any of you have read my profile you would know im a ice hockey ref. and because im only 14 i can only ref for kids atleast 1 year younger than me. so anyways there i was it was my last game for the day and it was like 7year old kids.(which i might add r quite a sight on ice skates its very funny)and they all looked up to me ,literaly, and they were like, " whoa ur a ref!" so im about to drop the puck for the opening faceoff and im in position and in the blink of and eye i was on the ice. (aparently a piece of tape was stuck to my skate blade which makes skating or standing for that matter impossible) it was sooo awful having kids half my age laughing at me and then through out the rest of the game a parent yelled at me as i skated by,"whats the matter need my son to give u skating lessons!" at which point i didnt hesitate to ban him from the ice rink for the remander of the season which turned out to be like 2 games?!(i love having power!)so it was all good in the end i guess but my partner ref was my dad so i'll never hear the end of it!:banghead: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: forgive me if i have spellin errors i did fall and hit my head in that freaking hockey game!
 
hahaha dudes, my day was restored by all of you!!!! friends can really make a bad day good. Rumple, eres un desmadre. really.
as for some of my stories... well, lemme think:
- I fell asleep in class earlier this year. well, that aint really embarrasing as I always do it, but the thing is that... the teacher didnt know I was sleeping and asked me something. I of course was zzzzz and the teacher asked twice. nothing. then the son of a *** made all my classmates to SCREAM at me at the same time so I would get up. they stood around me and yelled as strong as they could. I jumped to the roof, almost. ****, that was cool :lol:
- some months ago, at the end of the semester, I didnt sleep for two days because of homework, so the last day I was getting back home at the subway. I get down of the train and get into the electric stairs. next thing I know, Im on the floor because i fell asleep in the electric staris and when I got to the end of them... well... my feet got stuck there and my face hit nicely the ground. a dude that was by my side couldnt control his laughter... haha it was pretty funny too!!!

Cano

cool thread!!! keep 'em coming!!
 
-OOH, OOH, have any of you woken up at 4am to get to school on time for an exam, gotten a massive overdose of caffeine and STILL be able to fall asleep while writing the exam? That SUCKED...luckily, I woke up within 20 minutes and I had most of the paper done though. Just barely enough time to review my work too - hope I did alright though.

-...some of u have probably seen this one from me, but I bailed off a bike @ 60+ miles per hour because some suicidal fool stepped in front of me at the last second :mad: . It was one hell of a big and steep hill & the surface was sand and gravel...plus I had a full speed head start on it. Needless to say...that ripped a good 1/4 of the skin off my palm. It was fun waving that scar at all the people at school that made me mad though :D

-I found a similar hill but this time, it was a nice, smoothe concrete surface and it was perfect for insane speeds on my skates - but not enough for a bike. There was even a patch of grass off to the side for me to bail onto in case anything went wrong. It was a hill I used constantly just for the hell of it. As usual, I started the run at full speed and about halfway down, some dog I didn't see started barking like mad - I fell on my arse hard. Luckily it was no where near as fast as the bike...probably more like 30 miles an hour.

-My first snowboarding experience wasn't exactly good...my parents grounded me for life from doing it again :mad: . I had a few hours on the kiddy hill and I felt ready to go the next step up. First few runs were fine. After a while, I decided to go down full speed...I ended up finding an ice patch I didn't know was there before. After a while on the ice, I was veering dangerously in the direction of some trees so, being as stupid as I can be, I countersteered lightly...that went fine till the slope changed enough to make me bail HARD. I almost did a face plant but my hands blocked that, but because of the speed, I started rolling. One of the bindings on my feet came loose as it should have, the other didn't. Because of that, my board was lodged where it was, my body rotated around it and my leg and I almost pulled something out of it's socket - either my knee or my hip, I don't know because it hurt like ****. After I stopped rolling, I noticed a killer pain in my hand...looked at it and it was swollen like hell. I iced it up, got back on the board and went the rest of the way down (slowly) - but I was shaky still and fell...on that hand again. I walked down to the first aid place and they said it was only sprained. They iced it up and I was free to go. There was 3 hours left till the bus for our school was going to leave so, I decided after a while to go back and continue boarding. It hurt like hell, but I thought...what the hell, it's only a sprain and I got used to the pain after a while. Guess what happens? I bailed yet again. Soo...the rest of the time at the place was half spent boarding and the other half nursing my wounds.

Back at school, a few days later, I got in a fight with someone and threw SEVERAL hard punches with my right hand - the one that was supposedly sprained. After the fight, I was nearly in tears from the pain and I wanted to scream from how bad it was. I was scheduled with my doc a few days later for my usual allergy shot so I decided to ask about the swelling because it still hadn't faded too much and because the pain was there. He told me to go down to the hospital to get it X-Rayed.

The results showed cracks at least a few bones in my wrist. When my dad and I walked out and I told my mom what it was...well, let's just say that was a kodak photo moment, shall we? I was beaming and the look of horror in her face - it was soooo funny.

I wish I was back in that old neighborhood with all those great hills...And I want to go boarding again - it's been 4 years since I've done that because my mom almost yells at me everytime I suggest it :mad: :(
 
Originally posted by DoZeRxXx
lets see a few thigns i did on my bike.

I was doing a wheelie and i was going to flip back. so i stick my foot back to make sure i dont land on my back. Sure enough, my foot hits the peg and i land flat on my back anyways.

i also had a problem with that when i hit my front brakes too hard. it wasnt flipping to quickly so i was just giong to step off and my foot hit the handle bars. *FACEPLANT*
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I got a few bike stories:

- Go of a like 2 piece, ramp lose the pedals in the air crack my nuts on the seat go onto the floor crying infront of about 8 girls I was tryin to impress, (hey I landed it)
- My friend cut me off while i was going up a driveway, slammed on the front break over the handlebars a put a dent in a garage door.
-aNother was trying to ride no-hands on a BMX, he says he still has the handles grip pattern imprinted on his nuts (this was a few days ago)
- Ummm... I was going down a hella steep hill trying to break my top-speed record on my bike a car pulled outr of its home I slammed on my brake and continued to powerslide into the side of the car , the pedal hit it first my helmet broke the sidewindow of the car, and my leg was serverely bruised for the next few weeks, his fault though, and he bought me a new bike :D
--On a sidenote, the speed record currently stands at 70km/h and --
 
i got an embarrasing bike one. In pauanui which is where i go for my holidays every house comes with like 5 old bikes from the 70's that the previous owners have brought. i decided to take of them down to the beach for a ride. its flat all the way to the beach where it has about a meter and a half drop from erosion. didnt check the brakes untill i needed them which was when i found they didnt work and went right of the edge to fall down behind a group of like 20 mint chicks. everyone had a pretty good laugh at that.

in the final of my squash, club champs with about 50 people watching, my oponent played a crap shot that barely made the front wall. i ran in and decided to smash it with no real thought to where it was going. bad idea as came right back and i sacked myself:eek:. being sacked with a rubbber ball going over 150km/h infront of 50 people is not good. it hurt i whimpered and limped backed to the service box.
 
Originally posted by bushtrees
i got an embarrasing bike one. In pauanui which is where i go for my holidays every house comes with like 5 old bikes from the 70's that the previous owners have brought. i decided to take of them down to the beach for a ride. its flat all the way to the beach where it has about a meter and a half drop from erosion. didnt check the brakes untill i needed them which was when i found they didnt work and went right of the edge to fall down behind a group of like 20 mint chicks. everyone had a pretty good laugh at that.

in the final of my squash, club champs with about 50 people watching, my oponent played a crap shot that barely made the front wall. i ran in and decided to smash it with no real thought to where it was going. bad idea as came right back and i sacked myself:eek:. being sacked with a rubbber ball going over 150km/h infront of 50 people is not good. it hurt i whimpered and limped backed to the service box.
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Squash is scary the first time you play trapped in the box.:lol:
 
oh i remembered one, but i wish i didnt

i used to play indoor cricket a few years ago. my team was quite a bit behind so i decided to not wear a box so i can run faster. well, i was up against the fastest bowler in the league, over 100kph bowls. anyways i think you all know where this story is heading

all i will say is that he got the middle stump and i was down like a beaten mullet
 
I got hit in the nuts a few times playing cricket. I got hit in the mouth once, the ball was rolling along the ground fairly quickly and I dropped to the ground to pick it up and it hit a rut in the ground and shot right into my jaw. I went down like a brick for a few seconds until the wicket keeper (he was half australian) shouted [australian] 'ARE YOU ALRIGHT?' [/australian] to which I replied 'Yeah I'm ****ing alright!' and stormed off the pitch.
 
Originally posted by millencolin
oh i remembered one, but i wish i didnt

i used to play indoor cricket a few years ago. my team was quite a bit behind so i decided to not wear a box so i can run faster. well, i was up against the fastest bowler in the league, over 100kph bowls. anyways i think you all know where this story is heading

all i will say is that he got the middle stump and i was down like a beaten mullet
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:scared:
 
Originally posted by Cobraboy
I got hit in the nuts a few times playing cricket. I got hit in the mouth once, the ball was rolling along the ground fairly quickly and I dropped to the ground to pick it up and it hit a rut in the ground and shot right into my jaw. I went down like a brick for a few seconds until the wicket keeper (he was half australian) shouted [australian] 'ARE YOU ALRIGHT?' [/australian] to which I replied 'Yeah I'm ****ing alright!' and stormed off the pitch.
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typical kiwi, storming off the pitch. i bet if it was the aussie who got hit, he'd get straight back up and keep playing :lol:

just kiddin, seriously sounded bad.


i thought of another embarrassing act involving sore nads. at this drunken gatherin, i got hit in the nuts a record 24 times in one night. believe it or not 14 times
 
was walking to the toilet on mcd´s and found a couple tryin´ to "multiplie"...that was probably ust as embarrassing for me as for them
 
I was riding my bike through one of my favourite trails (not many people knew about it) and I umm...almost ran over a couple having fun...
 
Another story, can't believe I forgot it the first time:

- It was mid-terms week at school, and the first morning I woke up not feeling so good. I ate some breakfast, which got me into a well-enough condition to go to school. So I take the first mid-term. All goes well, as I wound up scoring the highest anyone ever has on that test, and suddenly get a very strong feeling of nausea. I was headed for the bathroom because I had to go pretty bad, but wound up expelling my breakfast onto the floor of the corridor in front of the whole world. I decided to go to the bathroom anyway, because I would've burst had I not. I did my business, washed some of my breakfast off the books, and walked back out the hall to see everyone standing in a ring around the vomit. I paid no mind to this and went straight to the nurse's office and got to go home (the virus lasted in me for 2 days to the hour of being not pretty. I was vomiting all over the place, had diahhrea, the whole nine yards...). The worst of it was when I had to go back to school on Friday of that week...
 

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